You think she's ugly? You should send your man-jewels in for warranty service because they obviously aren't working right.
Oh and I'll bet that isn't even her bag. You see, sometimes companies will use pretty girls to sell useless crap. Oh yeah, it happens all the time. Seriously.
But hey, if the date's going bad you could just whip out a 360 and burn the time. Then again if you're fragging on your date's purse I'm pretty sure she'll dump you first.
"I fragged on my date's purse" sounds wrong to begin with.
On one hand you have to hate the idea of these or any ugly ass designer handbag, but on the other I have to say I wish I was in the business of making them due the the huge profit margins they must have.
Louis Vuitton - "Here's an ugly bag made from crappy vinyl with brown "LV"s all over it. Buy it for $900 even though i make them for $5."
Id rather get the plantable screens "tatted" in my skin and walk around. put it on my arm and watch something, or put one on my dick so she can watch while she doing the business. haha
I'm not sure I want to know what kind of business you're referring to if she's able to see your dick while doing it. Either you're into some weird shit or you've never actually been with a woman. I think it would make more sense to have the screen just under the bellybutton.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
ssoltero @ Dec 22nd 2008 4:40PM
Haha, what a waste. Shouldn't this fall under the "crapgadget" category?
Flashpoint @ Dec 22nd 2008 4:52PM
If the chick looks like THAT ^ and she shares the same love of technology gimmicks and electronics as I do...shouldn't I be trying to make it work?
BlurMagic @ Dec 22nd 2008 4:58PM
Crapgadget? PSH. You know you love your "Man Purse"
And that model is ugly. Just saying.
The Joker @ Dec 22nd 2008 6:41PM
You think she's ugly? You should send your man-jewels in for warranty service because they obviously aren't working right.
Oh and I'll bet that isn't even her bag. You see, sometimes companies will use pretty girls to sell useless crap. Oh yeah, it happens all the time. Seriously.
Blastar @ Dec 23rd 2008 12:10AM
I can't tell you would be more stupid.. The Designer or the Buyer ?
htd @ Dec 22nd 2008 4:40PM
what about wife?
tpadekar @ Dec 22nd 2008 5:36PM
God help you!
How'd you let it get this far?!
ILoveApple @ Dec 22nd 2008 4:40PM
Very nize. How much?
LMM @ Dec 22nd 2008 4:43PM
I've heard of the editor not reading the original article, but this is just stupid.
Andrew @ Dec 22nd 2008 6:27PM
Pretty sure it was a Borat reference...
ILoveApple @ Dec 22nd 2008 7:10PM
Andrew, I'm so glad that there's still people like you in the world.
Jorvay @ Dec 22nd 2008 4:41PM
cue the desperate engadgeteers raving about the model in 3...2...
Shan @ Dec 22nd 2008 4:45PM
looks like a Sharp X34211A 5" model .. oh wait .. you mean't the girl
BlurMagic @ Dec 22nd 2008 4:51PM
There is nothing to rave about. That girl needs to spend some time in the sun. Maybe her laptop screen needs reflective technology.
joe23521 @ Dec 22nd 2008 5:18PM
That only happens with Asian models here.
tpadekar @ Dec 22nd 2008 5:37PM
Dude, there're better girls on the street than that! :-s
And this "gadget" is about as crappy an idea as there ever has been! :-s
XIYL @ Dec 22nd 2008 6:49PM
Idk, I kind of like em pasty and ginger.
BradS @ Dec 23rd 2008 8:11AM
Hmm, pasty and looking like Avril Lavigne's older sister. Must be Canadian, eh?
Patrick @ Dec 22nd 2008 4:41PM
idk about you, but i personally look for my women to be toting bags with tvs in them...hawt!
Zeth Ethereal @ Dec 22nd 2008 4:45PM
omg youre so right! that is so photoshoped lol
SNP @ Dec 22nd 2008 4:42PM
Is it me or on the 3rd image, the legs don't quite line up with the body, or she just have a badonkadonk?
LMM @ Dec 22nd 2008 4:42PM
But hey, if the date's going bad you could just whip out a 360 and burn the time. Then again if you're fragging on your date's purse I'm pretty sure she'll dump you first.
"I fragged on my date's purse" sounds wrong to begin with.
eggothewaffle @ Dec 22nd 2008 4:45PM
...Damn, I didn't even notice that.
White girl got that ghetto booty.
Randy @ Dec 22nd 2008 4:46PM
I think it's the angle + barreling of the camera lens possibly. I wouldn't expect a white girl that thin to have a big behind.
Boarderwoot @ Dec 22nd 2008 4:56PM
Her legs are completely removed from her torso. Unless she really does have a big butt, in which case she's a model for noone.
slycooper_rocker [anti-panda death murder squadron force five] @ Dec 22nd 2008 5:02PM
no. that's impossible.
tpadekar @ Dec 22nd 2008 5:39PM
haha... I see you've been checking her out! ;-)
But you're right though... something just doesn't match up!
tpadekar @ Dec 22nd 2008 5:41PM
haha... I see you've been checking her out! ;-)
But you're right though... something just doesn't match up!
coffee @ Dec 22nd 2008 5:57PM
I would like to see the outtakes of this photoshoot.
now.
SNP @ Dec 22nd 2008 6:50PM
FFS.....it'd never happen if it's a low rank post :(
ILoveApple @ Dec 22nd 2008 4:50PM
@Eggo and Token Black: Racists.
Boarderwoot @ Dec 22nd 2008 5:01PM
Wait, did the post I responded to get Bahleeted for bahdokedank?
slycooper_rocker [anti-panda death murder squadron force five] @ Dec 22nd 2008 5:09PM
i think all of us were replying to SNP. weird.
tpadekar @ Dec 22nd 2008 5:40PM
The comment system strikes again! :-P My comment was intended for SNP's comment above!
Othello @ Dec 22nd 2008 7:20PM
The post you guys are looking for is just above the parent here.
shugg @ Dec 22nd 2008 4:45PM
this idea just as bad as garman cell phone,or nokia arte gold phone.,guaranteed tanking products,,,,,
Forest_GS @ Dec 22nd 2008 4:46PM
$700 for a 7 inch screen? pass
16-bit @ Dec 22nd 2008 4:49PM
On one hand you have to hate the idea of these or any ugly ass designer handbag, but on the other I have to say I wish I was in the business of making them due the the huge profit margins they must have.
Louis Vuitton - "Here's an ugly bag made from crappy vinyl with brown "LV"s all over it. Buy it for $900 even though i make them for $5."
Women - "YES Please! They're SO trendy!"
Uncontrol @ Dec 22nd 2008 6:12PM
ah yes, because if anyone knows about the fashion industry, it's commenters on engadget
not arguing that LV's profit margins aren't ridiculous but it's not nearly as bad as you make it out to be
tbone @ Dec 22nd 2008 4:52PM
it must be kinda heavy, and probably won't work for more than a month.
DreamKiller @ Dec 22nd 2008 4:52PM
lol give me $700, I'll make a better one.
AVG @ Dec 22nd 2008 4:52PM
Now THAT is a big bag of hurt.
fanthem @ Dec 22nd 2008 6:33PM
I'm just shocked it took this long for someone to mention a bag of hurt joke.
msm @ Dec 23rd 2008 1:04AM
@fanthem
I'm shocked that that's all you've been thinking about.
Flashpoint @ Dec 22nd 2008 4:53PM
the girl in the jeans has a nice fat badonkadonk.
Chris Are @ Dec 22nd 2008 6:11PM
she has a what now?
AMiSH PiRATE @ Dec 22nd 2008 4:55PM
this product overloads my flabbergasted circuits.
tpadekar @ Dec 22nd 2008 5:42PM
circuits? You're Amish, remember?
FILA @ Dec 22nd 2008 4:58PM
Id rather get the plantable screens "tatted" in my skin and walk around. put it on my arm and watch something, or put one on my dick so she can watch while she doing the business. haha
CapnShiner @ Dec 22nd 2008 5:25PM
I'm not sure I want to know what kind of business you're referring to if she's able to see your dick while doing it. Either you're into some weird shit or you've never actually been with a woman. I think it would make more sense to have the screen just under the bellybutton.