Eazo's Z70 wooden PC looks uncommonly natural, expensive

If Eazo's ultra-dark X70 was just too rich for your blood, we have all ideas the Z70 will really be out of reach. This luxurious tower -- coated in some sort of exotic rosewood and presumably sourced from the same jungle as Odeon's Sex Panther cologne -- includes a Core 2 Extreme QX9775 processor and lots of other components that we simply aren't privy too. The good news is that the internal water cooling system should prevent said CPU from lighting the wood on fire; the bad news is that a spill could eventually cause severe decomposition. You can't win for losin', can ya?

[Via BornRich]

[kaimonkey Posted Dec 31st 2008 8:35AM]

no i7 ???
if it going to be expensive.....

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 31st 2008 8:37AM]

Now we know where the rain forests are going to.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 2nd 2009 2:45AM]

Addendum:
Mercedes Cars made using Anti-Splintering Wood, that's impregnated with special metal reinforcements.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 31st 2008 8:47AM]

I hate wood in my BMW's and also now on any PC. Thank goodness I am a mac user :)

[Wwhat Posted Dec 31st 2008 9:39AM]

I always wondered what happens in crashes with those fancy wooden dashboards, impaled or at least well splintered you think? Seems odd that they are allowed everywhere.

[Adamgs Posted Dec 31st 2008 9:50AM]

Its usually faux wood paneling, i have it in my 5 series. It wouldnt splinter, probably just snap or bow (sp).

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 31st 2008 11:36AM]

No, I'm sorry. The correct comment is, "...ah hahv it in mah fahv series."

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 2nd 2009 2:32AM]

While I am not an expert on the topic. Many cars that use real wood, have the wood specially processed to prevent splintering. I know some older Mercedes Cars were made using anti-splintering metal.

[Groggle Posted Dec 31st 2008 10:21AM]

So I guess if you overclock, there is a risk of fire?

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 31st 2008 10:22AM]

But the i7 965 owns this for cheaper...Another reason to build not buy(High-end only, not average PC)

[Groggle Posted Dec 31st 2008 10:23AM]

Mebbe I should read the frickin posts before commenting... water cooled... NURRR

[Dan Fruzzetti Posted Dec 31st 2008 10:29AM]

To say, "That we simply aren't privy to," would be tolerable but I'd rather see, "to which we simply aren't privy."

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 31st 2008 11:38AM]

Dude, up the fuck shut!

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 31st 2008 10:32AM]

Another beautiful example of "just because you can, doesn't mean you should." Wood is just not an appropriate material for a PC application, it's not even about luxury, its just poor engineering. It has the wrong thermal properties, weight concerns, etc. Its like using the wrong material to build anything, perhaps a submarine out of wood (yes, I know the earliest versions were wood)? I am a person that actually loves luxury items, but in technology, design should have a close second to functionality (hello, Vertu?).

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 31st 2008 1:12PM]

Pretty. it would make a nice coffee table.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 1st 2009 12:26PM]

What's with the alien like vagina on the front? For something that is suppose to look expensive, it is not very elegant.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 4th 2009 2:44PM]

Stupid ripoff of dumb Voodoo design