CES Caption contest: What happens in Vegas

Ross: "Woody Woodpecker officially hits the lowest point of his career."
Tim: "World's biggest Twitter fan shows up at CES."
Ittousai: "Alien Guts from Ultra Seven?"
Ryan: "Twitter has officially jumped the shark."
Joe: "I guess Geek Squad wasn't hiring."
Thomas: "I think you should stop blowing now."
Jose: "I'm a big, big thinker."
Josh T: "The doctor will see you now."
Steve: "I'm looking for some headphones."
Chris: "Did you see that redhead bird by the Casio booth?"
Sean: "Man, I thought that pimple would pop all by itself"
Nilay: "The chicks in Vegas are crazy."
Richard: "This really reinforces my reputation as an untouchable"
Paul: "So, what do you guys think about the Pre?"

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 10th 2009 8:17PM]

''I've proved again that the farther you get from home, the harder your pecker gets.''

[trackzero Posted Jan 10th 2009 8:32PM]

I...I was told this was a Furry-friendly venue.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 10th 2009 9:04PM]

Missing:Jack's Pet Bird, If You See This Bird, Call Jack In The Box And The Police Immediately!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 10th 2009 10:21PM]

Hey, do you know where the booth with the cellphone radiation charts might be?

[kingman Posted Jan 11th 2009 12:46AM]

"What?"

[coreyflood Posted Jan 11th 2009 4:40AM]

Lol wut?

http://www.examiner.com/r-5288214~CES_Caption_contest__What_happens_in_Vegas.html

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 14th 2009 12:42PM]

"Hey! You calling me a Pecker Head?"

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 11th 2009 11:34AM]

This guy was a complete peckerhead.

[chriskohanek Posted Jan 11th 2009 10:24AM]

What happens in Vegas... will not be showing up on this guy's resume....

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 11th 2009 11:28AM]

I dunno, man... all this gadget stuff is for the - well... yeah.

[aventheusiast Posted Jan 11th 2009 9:47PM]

What a Pecker-Head!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 11th 2009 1:42PM]

Thank God we bailed out the Mascot sector.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 11th 2009 2:06PM]

I had to ask "What's worse than a furry?"

No, we are not sharing the hotel room anymore... Go find your own. FREAK

[casmar Posted Jan 11th 2009 2:18PM]

Got Wood?

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 11th 2009 3:33PM]

Lisa: Shouldn't you be working?
Homer: I've got someone to cover for me.
[Camera shows drinking bird repeatedly pressing 'Y' on the
keyboard.]

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 11th 2009 6:33PM]

Slept with the Boss' daughter.

[EvolovE Posted Jan 11th 2009 11:07PM]

And, just wait till you see my balls!!!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 12th 2009 12:49PM]

Enough rest... back to bobbing into the water cup!

[Warhorse Posted Jan 12th 2009 1:50PM]

And i thought they smelled bad on the outside...

[tswordfish Posted Jan 12th 2009 5:05PM]

"Hey Baby! Check out my pecker!"

[JJjjjjjjjjjj Posted Jan 13th 2009 9:37AM]

For this I get $6.25 an hour.