Crapgadget CES, round 3: The iCap

What does it do? It saves lives.

[yopladas @ Jan 10th 2009 7:44PM]

How bout iCrap?

[Tyler @ Jan 10th 2009 8:02PM]

how 'bout not.

[NoPantsOn @ Jan 10th 2009 8:15PM]

agreed

[Newone @ Jan 10th 2009 8:25PM]

I would actually buy one

Tho the placement in cap may make it a bit unstable if it weights anything. Closer to forehead would work better

[yopladas @ Jan 10th 2009 10:06PM]

I meant iCrap for everything that starts with i (iCap) and has nothing to do with iMacs or iPods.

[Marvin Quach @ Jan 10th 2009 10:54PM]

Dude, if you read the original article, someone already said that (and got a buncha +s for it)
Or maybe you already did read the article and wanted to be highly ranked?!?!

Didn't anyone tell you plagiarism is bad?

[yopladas @ Jan 11th 2009 4:19AM]

lol it's not plagiarism if I say the same thing, twice, if I'm the first to say it.


Now stop spamming my e-mail.

[Blastar @ Jan 11th 2009 10:59AM]

I think that there is a need for a more specialized sector to be made.
The i-crap sector where all the crapgadgets that start an i-something.
But I guess the list would be huge maybe bigger that the non i-crapgagets.

[Nadool @ Jan 12th 2009 11:13PM]

I just wanted to spam your email

[Nameless @ Jan 13th 2009 1:21AM]

That "cap" makes me want to kick that guy in the face even more!!!

[yopladas @ Jan 13th 2009 3:21AM]

I feel like 'cappin someone too...

[katie @ Jan 10th 2009 7:46PM]

nice job.

[John @ Jan 10th 2009 7:46PM]

Thousands of years of technology have culminated in: The iCap

[P.C. WeePeeEssThree60 @ Jan 11th 2009 10:46PM]

Awesome, The "iWouldneverwearthat" is out.Yay!!!
Can't possibly be loud enough to redeem the instant fail from the wack logo
What team is that the Iowa blue flamers?
http://www.icapmp3.com/store.asp
All of those external speakers suck too (no bass). c'mon iCap how do you expect people to walk into oncoming traffic with 0.5W
Alternate names:
1. iDont want to get struck by lightning or random blunt object.
2. iHavegivenuponlife
3. iWantawomanandthisisthebestigot

ps: Hey, when did the frankenstein bolt on your neck come back in style? ha < 2 the dude in the pic

[Mike @ Jan 10th 2009 7:59PM]

It saves lives.......I misread it and thought he got the iClap.

[GBeatzRecrds @ Jan 10th 2009 8:02PM]

it's got an HD video camera built in. damn right. and comboed with the optional head-up display sunglasses, you can connect up with wi-fi.

[KineticOnline @ Jan 10th 2009 8:06PM]

Anyone know what it does other than force you to wear the cap really tightly so it doesn't get pulled down over your eyes by the weight?

If its what i think it is iCrap sounds about right

[CleverEndeavor @ Jan 10th 2009 8:40PM]

whats up with all of the people who are trying to make a quick buck?

[Valicore @ Jan 11th 2009 3:26AM]

Um, that would be everyone. It is capitalism after all.

[Shteevie @ Jan 12th 2009 1:47PM]

(sp): Crapitalism

[Shugg @ Jan 10th 2009 8:58PM]

If I get this,will I be called apple fanboi .??due to the I.

[sinai @ Jan 10th 2009 9:06PM]

now if they could only come up with a place to hold 2x 16oz beers....

[Wodheila @ Jan 11th 2009 8:37AM]

Would 2x12s do?

[sinai @ Jan 10th 2009 9:07PM]

MOAR LIKE iCRAP!!!! LAWLZ... oh wait.

[yopladas @ Jan 10th 2009 10:07PM]

Hah. Clever one.









Now look 9 comments above you...

[sinai @ Jan 10th 2009 11:32PM]

that was the joke. read the linked story in the main story...













you fail.

[KezMondo @ Jan 11th 2009 1:35PM]

Yopladas, did you not see the totally OBVIOUS sarcasm. Christ.

[Takahashi @ Jan 10th 2009 10:05PM]

It also saves you from a ticket, seeing that you get ticketed if you have headphones on while riding your bike...
Seriously, it has "i" in the name, where be the iPod port eh?

[A Series Of Tubes @ Jan 10th 2009 10:27PM]

DO WANT!!!1ONE

[Asha @ Jan 11th 2009 1:23PM]

I would rather be hit by a car than wear that stupid piece of iCrap.

[Jake B @ Jan 10th 2009 11:04PM]

Did god feel like only giving your head a lower jaw and nose?

[jupiterthunder @ Jan 10th 2009 11:36PM]

could've sworn this was featured once. but i guess it's "In the Wild" here.

[Muhammed @ Jan 10th 2009 11:36PM]

iCrap?

[superhobo @ Jan 10th 2009 11:53PM]

You should have saved HIS life by ripping that thing from his head and stomping on it.

How will you be able to live with yourselves...?

[Asha @ Jan 11th 2009 1:24PM]

YES!!!!

[Lazerface @ Jan 11th 2009 12:11AM]

iEye and Clak have unveiled their evil plot! its the iClak!

[Jose @ Jan 11th 2009 1:10AM]

What happened to the cup holders along the side and the tube that funnels beer to your mouth?

[kingotho @ Jan 11th 2009 1:45AM]

Yeah, 2 seconds after you start jogging, this thing will be banging into your forehead. I can almost feel the concussion right now. But a good try though.

[juan @ Jan 11th 2009 2:12AM]

more like iCRAP!

[iEye @ Jan 11th 2009 9:06AM]

Did you read the first comment?
x

[waterboy99troop @ Jan 11th 2009 3:19AM]

iBustACap?...

[Valicore @ Jan 11th 2009 3:29AM]

Jesus, the "i" is so overdone that I think even non-geeks are starting to realize it is thrown around like a football. I honestly think that quite soon more people will be turned off to a product than turned on to it by the "i."

[ChgoE @ Jan 11th 2009 10:20AM]

I've seen this before on the Onion's website as a gag gift box. http://store.theonion.com/visorganizer-gift-box-p-145.html

So who's up to selling the USB toaster now?

[Rocketboy @ Jan 11th 2009 11:28AM]

The sad thing is, is yes, you ARE risking your life if you listen to headphones when riding a bicycle on the roads. The better solution is to just not listen to music, because what, are you to wear a helmet over the baseball cap?

[linderman @ Jan 11th 2009 1:24PM]

Oh great...the Beaver Cleaver look comes to CES!

Just think of what Wally and Eddie Haskell will say.

[egawrangler @ Jan 12th 2009 6:44PM]

I can't believe no one has commented on the incredibly creepy asian guy wearing this piece of garbage! Creepy "sort-a" beard, creepy chubby facial expression, creepy techie glasses....and a huge creepy ZIT! This clown is a pedifile in training for cripes sake!!

[boomsilent @ Jan 13th 2009 12:24AM]

dude, thats yuji nakas son, ROFL

dont offend the mighty NAKA

:0

[Cman @ Jan 13th 2009 12:09AM]

How do you warsh it?

[amazed @ Jan 13th 2009 12:51PM]

have any of you seen this in person or are you just taking the word of some flunky who wrote a negitive story because he didn't get a free sample

[Ackbar @ Jan 13th 2009 1:26AM]

Whoa! What the hell is that piece of crap?