Crapgadget CES, round 3: The iCap
by Kevin Wong, posted Jan 10th 2009 at 7:41PM
Filed under: CES, Wearables
Tags: ces, ces 2009, ces 2009 crapgadget, Ces2009, ces2009crapgadget, crapgadget, featured, features, hat, music player hat, MusicPlayerHat, wearables
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
yopladas @ Jan 10th 2009 7:44PM
How bout iCrap?
Tyler @ Jan 10th 2009 8:02PM
how 'bout not.
NoPantsOn @ Jan 10th 2009 8:15PM
agreed
Newone @ Jan 10th 2009 8:25PM
I would actually buy one
Tho the placement in cap may make it a bit unstable if it weights anything. Closer to forehead would work better
yopladas @ Jan 10th 2009 10:06PM
I meant iCrap for everything that starts with i (iCap) and has nothing to do with iMacs or iPods.
Marvin Quach @ Jan 10th 2009 10:54PM
Dude, if you read the original article, someone already said that (and got a buncha +s for it)
Or maybe you already did read the article and wanted to be highly ranked?!?!
Didn't anyone tell you plagiarism is bad?
yopladas @ Jan 11th 2009 4:19AM
lol it's not plagiarism if I say the same thing, twice, if I'm the first to say it.
Now stop spamming my e-mail.
Blastar @ Jan 11th 2009 10:59AM
I think that there is a need for a more specialized sector to be made.
The i-crap sector where all the crapgadgets that start an i-something.
But I guess the list would be huge maybe bigger that the non i-crapgagets.
Nadool @ Jan 12th 2009 11:13PM
I just wanted to spam your email
Nameless @ Jan 13th 2009 1:21AM
That "cap" makes me want to kick that guy in the face even more!!!
yopladas @ Jan 13th 2009 3:21AM
I feel like 'cappin someone too...
katie @ Jan 10th 2009 7:46PM
nice job.
John @ Jan 10th 2009 7:46PM
Thousands of years of technology have culminated in: The iCap
P.C. WeePeeEssThree60 @ Jan 11th 2009 10:46PM
Awesome, The "iWouldneverwearthat" is out.Yay!!!
Can't possibly be loud enough to redeem the instant fail from the wack logo
What team is that the Iowa blue flamers?
http://www.icapmp3.com/store.asp
All of those external speakers suck too (no bass). c'mon iCap how do you expect people to walk into oncoming traffic with 0.5W
Alternate names:
1. iDont want to get struck by lightning or random blunt object.
2. iHavegivenuponlife
3. iWantawomanandthisisthebestigot
ps: Hey, when did the frankenstein bolt on your neck come back in style? ha < 2 the dude in the pic
Mike @ Jan 10th 2009 7:59PM
It saves lives.......I misread it and thought he got the iClap.
GBeatzRecrds @ Jan 10th 2009 8:02PM
it's got an HD video camera built in. damn right. and comboed with the optional head-up display sunglasses, you can connect up with wi-fi.
KineticOnline @ Jan 10th 2009 8:06PM
Anyone know what it does other than force you to wear the cap really tightly so it doesn't get pulled down over your eyes by the weight?
If its what i think it is iCrap sounds about right
CleverEndeavor @ Jan 10th 2009 8:40PM
whats up with all of the people who are trying to make a quick buck?
Valicore @ Jan 11th 2009 3:26AM
Um, that would be everyone. It is capitalism after all.
Shteevie @ Jan 12th 2009 1:47PM
(sp): Crapitalism
Shugg @ Jan 10th 2009 8:58PM
If I get this,will I be called apple fanboi .??due to the I.
sinai @ Jan 10th 2009 9:06PM
now if they could only come up with a place to hold 2x 16oz beers....
Wodheila @ Jan 11th 2009 8:37AM
Would 2x12s do?
sinai @ Jan 10th 2009 9:07PM
MOAR LIKE iCRAP!!!! LAWLZ... oh wait.
yopladas @ Jan 10th 2009 10:07PM
Hah. Clever one.
Now look 9 comments above you...
sinai @ Jan 10th 2009 11:32PM
that was the joke. read the linked story in the main story...
you fail.
KezMondo @ Jan 11th 2009 1:35PM
Yopladas, did you not see the totally OBVIOUS sarcasm. Christ.
Takahashi @ Jan 10th 2009 10:05PM
It also saves you from a ticket, seeing that you get ticketed if you have headphones on while riding your bike...
Seriously, it has "i" in the name, where be the iPod port eh?
A Series Of Tubes @ Jan 10th 2009 10:27PM
DO WANT!!!1ONE
Asha @ Jan 11th 2009 1:23PM
I would rather be hit by a car than wear that stupid piece of iCrap.
Jake B @ Jan 10th 2009 11:04PM
Did god feel like only giving your head a lower jaw and nose?
jupiterthunder @ Jan 10th 2009 11:36PM
could've sworn this was featured once. but i guess it's "In the Wild" here.
Muhammed @ Jan 10th 2009 11:36PM
iCrap?
superhobo @ Jan 10th 2009 11:53PM
You should have saved HIS life by ripping that thing from his head and stomping on it.
How will you be able to live with yourselves...?
Asha @ Jan 11th 2009 1:24PM
YES!!!!
Lazerface @ Jan 11th 2009 12:11AM
iEye and Clak have unveiled their evil plot! its the iClak!
Jose @ Jan 11th 2009 1:10AM
What happened to the cup holders along the side and the tube that funnels beer to your mouth?
kingotho @ Jan 11th 2009 1:45AM
Yeah, 2 seconds after you start jogging, this thing will be banging into your forehead. I can almost feel the concussion right now. But a good try though.
juan @ Jan 11th 2009 2:12AM
more like iCRAP!
iEye @ Jan 11th 2009 9:06AM
Did you read the first comment?
x
waterboy99troop @ Jan 11th 2009 3:19AM
iBustACap?...
Valicore @ Jan 11th 2009 3:29AM
Jesus, the "i" is so overdone that I think even non-geeks are starting to realize it is thrown around like a football. I honestly think that quite soon more people will be turned off to a product than turned on to it by the "i."
ChgoE @ Jan 11th 2009 10:20AM
I've seen this before on the Onion's website as a gag gift box. http://store.theonion.com/visorganizer-gift-box-p-145.html
So who's up to selling the USB toaster now?
Rocketboy @ Jan 11th 2009 11:28AM
The sad thing is, is yes, you ARE risking your life if you listen to headphones when riding a bicycle on the roads. The better solution is to just not listen to music, because what, are you to wear a helmet over the baseball cap?
linderman @ Jan 11th 2009 1:24PM
Oh great...the Beaver Cleaver look comes to CES!
Just think of what Wally and Eddie Haskell will say.
egawrangler @ Jan 12th 2009 6:44PM
I can't believe no one has commented on the incredibly creepy asian guy wearing this piece of garbage! Creepy "sort-a" beard, creepy chubby facial expression, creepy techie glasses....and a huge creepy ZIT! This clown is a pedifile in training for cripes sake!!
boomsilent @ Jan 13th 2009 12:24AM
dude, thats yuji nakas son, ROFL
dont offend the mighty NAKA
:0
Cman @ Jan 13th 2009 12:09AM
How do you warsh it?
amazed @ Jan 13th 2009 12:51PM
have any of you seen this in person or are you just taking the word of some flunky who wrote a negitive story because he didn't get a free sample
Ackbar @ Jan 13th 2009 1:26AM
Whoa! What the hell is that piece of crap?