I would be ashamed if I was given the award for the most interesting device of CES 2009. People would be staring at me and start gimmicking about how he designed that "wink".
Cum on, is this gonna be one of those faporware? These days new companies with new gadgets come in-out, in-out, in-out all the time while some goes up-down, up-down, up-down. Although I must admit, this device looks jacked-up!..
Hey..who knows this might be good..like stated above could be put in bagback if it can fit in the pocket you can go jogging with it if your ipod battery is dead, etc
Really, crapgadget designed to look like that is posted....with video and all you can think about is Nero? I think you........hold on, I need to "charge" my ipod, brb
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
Jeremy K. @ Jan 10th 2009 8:28PM
"hold on a second"
Techie @ Jan 10th 2009 8:34PM
I would be ashamed if I was given the award for the most interesting device of CES 2009. People would be staring at me and start gimmicking about how he designed that "wink".
RoboDan @ Jan 10th 2009 11:19PM
Hey Engadget
How about a NSFW warning? Geez!
Sublimewulf @ Jan 10th 2009 10:30PM
I havent seen this many comments in like forever
Somehow i think theres ALOT of charging going on
Sublimewulf @ Jan 10th 2009 10:30PM
Sorry, *High ranked comments*
mightycbu @ Jan 10th 2009 10:47PM
the 'wankerator'
Smart People Play Tuba @ Jan 11th 2009 10:49AM
Aye, thou can exercise thy butter-churning muscles, for when thou really needest to churn thy butter.
love,
Amish Tuba
auricom @ Jan 13th 2009 7:09AM
Cum on, is this gonna be one of those faporware? These days new companies with new gadgets come in-out, in-out, in-out all the time while some goes up-down, up-down, up-down. Although I must admit, this device looks jacked-up!..
Now excuse me while i spank my monkey..
Marcus @ Jan 10th 2009 8:29PM
Oh boy...
Magnulus @ Jan 10th 2009 9:47PM
With my particular expertise, I could charge my iPod within seconds with that thing!
YES!!
glenskey @ Jan 10th 2009 11:04PM
you may not believe me, but i just got a blood nose while reading these comments, a sign perhaps?
Blastar @ Jan 11th 2009 10:13AM
LMAO !!
Nippero @ Jan 10th 2009 8:29PM
Sweet, just tie it to your hand; then you can charge your iPod while jerking off to porn stored on it.
Jeremy K. @ Jan 10th 2009 8:36PM
Your comment leaves a lot to the imagination.
derX @ Jan 10th 2009 9:04PM
I could imagine that getting messy....just be careful not to void your warranty.
SubGenius @ Jan 10th 2009 9:13PM
Finally a way to harness all the wasted masturbation energy.
Your iPod would never run out of juice with this perpetual energy source.
Flashpoint @ Jan 10th 2009 9:16PM
"masturbation energy"
WOW...
Flashpoint @ Jan 10th 2009 10:14PM
DOES IT WORK FOR WOMEN TOO?
You Bet it does !
Kelth @ Jan 10th 2009 10:43PM
its a charging device for her pleasure
Amol @ Jan 11th 2009 5:21AM
She can charge her vibrated *while* wanking. The vibrator keeps going and going and going and going and going and going...
Flashpoint @ Jan 11th 2009 2:23PM
If you tie this to the right hand, connected to an ipod playing porn in the left...
THEN ISN'T THIS A PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE?
Or is it that the only work done is to yourself?
anebg @ Jan 11th 2009 5:51PM
...sick
Nippero @ Jan 11th 2009 5:56PM
lmao I feel quite proud of us and our jokes :P
Andy TGD @ Jan 12th 2009 5:58PM
lmao, seriously, you guys rock today.
NoPantsOn @ Jan 10th 2009 8:29PM
HAHA
Raptor @ Jan 10th 2009 8:31PM
All you need now is some duct tape and you have your own "hand powered" generoator ;)
mabhatter @ Jan 10th 2009 8:33PM
Doctors will report a sharper increase in "tennis elbow" now. Way to create a new form of RSI.
Smileypanda @ Jan 10th 2009 8:55PM
Concurrent with a rise in wanker's wrist. Man will they be stumped.
SFO Kevin @ Jan 10th 2009 8:58PM
Doubt many injuries will be reported... for guys this is a well practiced maneuver...
r3loaded @ Jan 11th 2009 3:36AM
"for guys this is a well practiced maneuver" - especially the ones who comment on Engadget articles :D
Levi @ Jan 10th 2009 8:36PM
Half sentance posts.
Ignatius @ Jan 10th 2009 10:04PM
Poorly spelled comments.
Jon Nelson @ Jan 10th 2009 10:12PM
Rofls in my waffles.
sonicwind @ Jan 10th 2009 10:40PM
ambiguous sarcasm
Levi @ Jan 10th 2009 10:53PM
-_- Spelling fayl.
skulldriveshaft @ Jan 12th 2009 12:56AM
awsome gfx
nelisx @ Jan 10th 2009 8:40PM
sweet i can put this thing in my backpack and charge my phone while i walk!
billedluh @ Jan 10th 2009 11:15PM
i salute you, nelisx, for being the only person on the entire internet who does not feel the need to make the obvious joke here.
Twp3pf2 @ Jan 13th 2009 10:11AM
Actually, "backpack" was a euphemism there.
Verythrax @ Jan 10th 2009 8:40PM
we can clearly see the target audience for that.
ajoan0077 @ Jan 10th 2009 8:45PM
Yeah jerk that charger baby!!!
Alareth @ Jan 10th 2009 8:47PM
Hey, you look like you've used one of those before ...
TJ @ Jan 10th 2009 8:47PM
Hey..who knows this might be good..like stated above could be put in bagback if it can fit in the pocket you can go jogging with it if your ipod battery is dead, etc
Fernando @ Jan 10th 2009 9:10PM
Exactly what I thought, that or inside an off-road vehicle. Both places that don't have outlets available.
Ithinkthisismysecondaccountforthisemail @ Jan 13th 2009 1:16AM
"Is that an Ipod charger in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
dhJackBurton @ Jan 10th 2009 8:48PM
Wet-Naps not included.
Phoenix @ Jan 10th 2009 8:49PM
Thanks for standin' still, wankers!
TREX6662k5 @ Jan 10th 2009 8:51PM
Did this guy get fired from Nero or something? Surprising considering the amount of bloat in that suite
Eric @ Jan 10th 2009 9:29PM
Really, crapgadget designed to look like that is posted....with video and all you can think about is Nero? I think you........hold on, I need to "charge" my ipod, brb
JDR @ Jan 10th 2009 8:53PM
They must have co-developed this with Renault's calculator division.
Who needs solar power now?