Crapgadget CES, round 4: kinetic energy charger

You have to hold it vertically.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 12th 2009 12:32PM]

They need to combine this with the Fleshlight.
Multitasking FTW!!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 12th 2009 7:28PM]

i think it was meant for those situation where just a bit of battery life makes a huge difference. cell call. file transfer. etc. whoever is making fun of it should rethink their attitude given they were in an emergency situation with a dead phone.

[niakpliak Posted Jan 12th 2009 7:39PM]

wake and shake to charge your nano!!!

[Barkus Posted Jan 12th 2009 7:41PM]

My brother the iWhore would love this one!!!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 13th 2009 9:00AM]

i wouldn't have enough hands to watch my videos and charge at the same time.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 12th 2009 11:33PM]

You've never seen the kinetic torches that charge like that?

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 13th 2009 1:16AM]

Are we in the Matrix?

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 13th 2009 8:01AM]

SpankPod . . . Yeah!

[MA Maverick842 Posted Jan 14th 2009 10:00AM]

Finally! I am one step closer to having sex with my iPod.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 14th 2009 1:13PM]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
cellfone all chgd up!!!!! and im feeling sleepy after that O!!!LOL

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 15th 2009 5:18AM]

that energy charger stick is sooo suspect lol...you have to move it up and down to charge it...its like something out of a south park episode ..something mr garrison would make lol...