LG's Renoir spokesperson: he will jump for you, ladies and gentlemen

Four days of late nights, early mornings, endless meetings, and drugs will do this to even the most stoic PR flacks. Almost magical video is after the break.

[smi1ey @ Jan 11th 2009 8:22PM]

RenWHA?!

[James Dumoulin @ Jan 12th 2009 3:47PM]

It's suppose to be Re noi RRRRRRRRR
-_-;

[smi1ey @ Jan 12th 2009 4:00PM]

Er... that's joke...

bad one?

>_

[monkfishbandana @ Jan 11th 2009 8:22PM]

0:31 - best part of the video.

What form of crack is he on?

[the happiest mac @ Jan 11th 2009 8:25PM]

no no hes on meth

[Cesar Cardoso @ Jan 11th 2009 8:41PM]

I want some. NOW.

[Wwhat @ Jan 11th 2009 8:55PM]

I gather the idea was to make a picture of him in the air, which would be possible because some wonderful feature of the camera in the mentioned 'renoir', which I also guess is called after a painter (renoir) because of the features of the camera? Does it make impressionistic pictures?

[dustinlikewhat @ Jan 11th 2009 9:16PM]

Are there other forms of crack other than rock?

[Mike P. @ Jan 12th 2009 12:30AM]

He sounds like the kind of guy who would run bingo on a cruise ship... if you know what I mean.

[Flunky Carter @ Jan 12th 2009 1:09AM]

How many forms of crack are there?

[j_g_puff @ Jan 12th 2009 9:47AM]

He reminds me of Tom Cruise.

[(01) @ Jan 14th 2009 8:58PM]

@DustinLikeWhat

Kids these days....Crack is a smokable form of coke, so no, there's not really another "type" of it.

[Evan @ Jan 11th 2009 8:23PM]

it's a helluva drug...

[The Dude @ Jan 11th 2009 9:05PM]

"That is absurd. I'm not going to jump up and down for you like it's something to do. Or stomp on someone's couch.

...

Yeah I'll jump and down for you."

*REWIND*

[bill cant fart @ Jan 11th 2009 8:23PM]

HA!! What a nut!

I want one now...

[Ian Whelan (JOIN BAND!) @ Jan 11th 2009 8:25PM]

The one time I will say it, this looks very similar to a certain phone made by a certain company that is named after a fruit that can come in multiple colors and has a stem.

[blazeral @ Jan 11th 2009 8:28PM]

blackberry?!?

[Erik Tomlinson @ Jan 11th 2009 9:01PM]

Yeah, unless you're talking about the previously-multicolour *logo* Apple had, the last time I checked, the iPhone does not come in multiple colours (white and black are not "colours") and therefore RIM's Blackberries are the only phones that really fit your description.

[Dhomas @ Jan 11th 2009 9:04PM]

I think he meant that the fruit itself can come in a variety of colours. Ex: red delicious, green granny smith, etc. He took a roundabout approach to it, but he meant the apple iphone (of course).

[Ian Whelan (JOIN BAND!) @ Jan 11th 2009 9:10PM]

I'm not a fan of Apple, so that is why I worded it that way... It kind of looks like an iPhone but more squared off.

[Saad Rabia @ Jan 11th 2009 9:14PM]

Ian, I'm kind of confused, who stole your fruits?

[Dhomas @ Jan 11th 2009 9:18PM]

Oh, and Erik Tomlinson, though you are correct in that black is not a colour but an absence of colour, white is a colour, actually the presence of all colours: http://www.colormatters.com/vis_bk_white.html (first link on google). Sorry, I'm a bit of a stickler when it comes to these kinds of things.

[Squid7085 @ Jan 12th 2009 3:05AM]

I understand this whole "fanboyism," as I myself own and love my iPhone. However, seriously? There is only one way to make a Touch screen phone. Make a plastic box, and put a giant screen on the front... Both of them are phones, with a touch screen covering the front. They are bound to look the same. Thats like saying Dell copied Apple by arranging the keys on their laptops the same way.

[Squid7085 @ Jan 12th 2009 3:10AM]

Okay, so you aren't an fanboy. But I stick to my point, all touch screen phones look quite similar.

[Imran @ Jan 12th 2009 5:32AM]

@Dhomas, are we talking CMYK or RGB?

CMYK= All colours equal black
RGB= All colours equal white

Stickler and all that...

[Mikko Tikkanen @ Jan 12th 2009 11:38AM]

Imran, I was just 'bout to write the same thing. :P

@ Dhomas
If you are going to be stickler and all, then at least have the right answers on you. Ie. know the difference between additive (all colors equal white) and subtractive (all colors equal black) colors. First hit on google is not going to be the right answer every time.

[Decoy @ Jan 12th 2009 7:02PM]

@Imran

CMYK = Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, and Black.

I don't know how you got so confused about how these colour spaces work.

[Imran @ Jan 17th 2009 6:14AM]

@decoy:

Pardon?

[blazeral @ Jan 11th 2009 8:27PM]

did they forget to mention renior

[Saad Rabia @ Jan 11th 2009 8:29PM]

I like the part where he says Renoir.

[the happiest mac @ Jan 11th 2009 8:49PM]

ALL of them?

[Einhanderkiller @ Jan 11th 2009 9:13PM]

No, just the third, fifth, and sixteenth times.

[rock99rock @ Jan 12th 2009 12:21AM]

I wonder if he sells other products. Like the "Sham-WAHH"

[derX @ Jan 12th 2009 12:50AM]

Dammit, now I am going to look for the third, fifth, and sixteenth times he's said it.

[Flunky Carter @ Jan 12th 2009 1:13AM]

You're a disgusting human being Saad Rabia.

[rhcpsfan @ Jan 11th 2009 9:06PM]

renoir, the new byaaaah?

[Kris120890 @ Jan 11th 2009 8:35PM]

That magical jump is just magically epic. Especially when he was the only on doing it.

[Jeremy K. @ Jan 11th 2009 8:35PM]

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[Errorkid @ Jan 11th 2009 8:36PM]

Always fun to see an American renwarp his jaw in an attempt to speak French.

[Ri @ Jan 11th 2009 8:38PM]

memoir.

[Joshua Walters @ Jan 11th 2009 8:38PM]

It would have been better if they had done a Reeses bit. "You got camera in my phone!" "You got phone in my camera!"

[JDR @ Jan 11th 2009 8:42PM]

Vince was just shamWOWed by this man's enthusiasm.

[Familyguyrokz @ Jan 12th 2009 12:36AM]

Vince is okay, because he's just slapping his troubles away with Slap Chop.

[GunForHire @ Jan 12th 2009 6:42AM]

Even Billy Mays could take some cues from this guy! But I'm sure Billy will be fine with it, after all he has a lifetime supply of Mighty Putty to play with...

[username @ Jan 11th 2009 8:52PM]

"for multi talented people" lol.

[Levi @ Jan 11th 2009 8:52PM]

I saw this anime on Adult Swim a long time ago, where every character just kept saying the main character's name... Inuyasha I think? "Inuyasha, look out!!" "I have you right where I want you, Inuyasha!" "You'll never escape, Inuyasha!! INUYASHAA!!!"

That is what this reminded me of.

[Silvio @ Jan 11th 2009 9:19PM]

Should of hired Vince the Shamwow guy, he's way better than any of these overpaid marketing school morons.

[keithwwalker @ Jan 11th 2009 9:26PM]

Yeah, the French guys who bombed that Greenpeace ship called, they wish to stick a grenade down his pantz....

[btdown @ Jan 11th 2009 9:51PM]

Hell of a way to make a living.......but hey.....a buck is a buck.

[$k @ Jan 11th 2009 10:04PM]

what the deuce ?!