Crapgadget CES, round 6: New Generation Video Game System
By Joseph L. Flatley 
posted Jan 12th 2009 12:01AM
posted Jan 12th 2009 12:01AM
Palm ain't got nothing on this new-ness.
posted Jan 12th 2009 12:01AM
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Love the brand "i-too". Speaks for itself, really.
mii-Too would have been to obvious.
yeah like they totally ripped that controller from the N64 gamepad.
It should had been we-too :)
VRMS? You mean, like virtual Richard M. Stallman?
ill take 5
If the games look like what's on the screen, give me 6.
i too!
What's the price? I'm not paying $600 for a new generation console.
@MonkeyHood -
It's "New" generation, not "next" generation; should be about 6 easy payments of $99.00
Seems to be a bit of a i-too effort, if you ask me.
how dare you take my icon! Dinocomics can only be had by one man.
If you want to get technical, wouldn't that 'one man' be Ryan North? And besides, 'take' implies that I saw your avatar decided to use it, which is certainly not the case. As evidenced by the crude border from my dodgy crop job, and the fact that I've never seen a comment of yours before today!
Well, this is just ridiculous!
wait a second, what's goin on here?!?
WTH!
Whoah, I thought the dude had responded to his own post 5 times. Phew.
Later:
WHAT JUST HAPPENED!?
Did you guys sign up to receive unique avatars from the i-too live gaming network?
I must say, I am very fond of the color you choose!
Good for chopping wood? 6 Axes?
hooray for irregular plurals!
That part is actually smart marketing. The while point of that business model is to sell to grandparents that have no idea what they are buying and will think that Vii, Mii, Dii, Kii, are ALL the same as Wii :)
"What's the difference? It's a video game thingy!"
It has couple of play on words there, maybe a couple of things grandparents have seen before in passing. If they actually said "6 Axis" controller, they might get sued.
This is truly and craptastically brilliant.
"Axes" is right, you are WRONG. Sorry
I don't think he ever said "axes" is wrong. He said it was irregular, which is so.
6 Axes? Quick, somebody tell Jack Thompson!
lol, I bet it's great for those hack and slash games too!
He's disbarred.
Me remembers that crazy-familiar looking wii-mote clone I seen at giant tiger last year, it had a 0.8" lcd built into it that you could play a little racing game on it.
According to the website, that's the i-too "Hammer"
There's also a remote peripheral that is totally not trying to be a Wiimote.
I certainly LOLed .
Oh shit! They have the underwater cowboy game market cornered!
Bastards! Mine was DAYS from release!
Swing Fever "consists of 9 motion sensing games including fishing, horse racing, hammering, pork roasting, cooking, screwing, wood logging, wood chopping and food chopping."
I don't know where to begin because I'm laughing too hard.
"...screwing"
gooooooooood.
Oh, stop screwing around, you guys!
Add a log jamming game and I'm sold!
all the things you need if you want to survive out there.. what with underwater cowboys and all
Finally, a game that takes the fun of pork roasting to the living room!
their website was God awful slow for me.
www.vrmsgame.com
there we go sorry about that.
there we go, sorry about that.
i tried their site, nearly half didn't load the first time, upon refresh even less loaded, but my firefox clearly stated that is was done. hahahhaha
If you have time on your hands you can keep trying it'll work eventually.
i think i'll go pick out my outfits for the next month, right after i'm done sorting all of my change by value, and then year minted...
It's an AJR invasion!
Random snippet I found on the net...
"VRMS fully supports the trophies and certificate of achievements to the winners and encourages the winners to join this new game industry."
I think anyone who buys one gets a gold star for sure...
If it has a motion sensor it might be useful. Or is it just a joystick?
Rock band drums are bad enough, now this crap.
No it doesn't. Wii is the bose.
(See what I did there?)
Stop spamming us with that stupid website!