VAIO P doesn't have nothin' on these other awesome pocket-friendly PCs

We can't decide what's more hilarious: these pictures, or Sony's attempt to convince us we can fit the VAIO P in a jeans (or Jimmy Fallon's jacket) pocket. Comedy ensues after the break.

[mooo @ Jan 12th 2009 3:11PM]

hahahaha the last one has me rofl

[FRZ @ Jan 12th 2009 3:21PM]

same here. LOL

[loocas @ Jan 12th 2009 3:25PM]

I love big ass!

Btw: the last one almost made me piss myself! :D f**king gold!

[Brandon L @ Jan 12th 2009 3:37PM]

@OneLove.
I wouldn't wanna know what you think a small ass is if that's big.

[Ryan @ Jan 12th 2009 3:38PM]

The second one missed a belt loop...

[Bryan @ Jan 12th 2009 4:03PM]

@ onelove

That ain't a 'big ass'. It'd be flat as a board if she was standing up straight instead of leaning forward.

I'd like to see a 50lb Mac Pro or a nice Alienware rig fit in a pocket. Now that'd be hilarious!

[Cameron @ Jan 12th 2009 3:57PM]

School Of Criminals.
Dear All Pick Pockets, These Are Easy Catches. Lesson Over

[Marcela @ Jan 12th 2009 4:11PM]

And he still can fit his monitor in his other pocket.


Lets all hope its a 22"

[Gabriel @ Jan 12th 2009 4:18PM]

haha me to!!!

[Darkroom @ Jan 12th 2009 4:34PM]

HIL-LARIOUS!!!!!! OMG that's funny!

[Hotrod @ Jan 12th 2009 4:51PM]

That ass is as flat as the Vaio P itself. But I wonder if the girl would believe me if she caught me looking, and I told her I was genuinely looking at the laptop, and not her ass.

[webon @ Jan 12th 2009 5:00PM]

big ass??!! that made me laugh just as much as the last pic, she ain't no busty either hugh

[SOOPERGOOMAN @ Jan 12th 2009 5:08PM]

Still roflin

[Alexandre @ Jan 12th 2009 11:29PM]

good one lolololoololl

[loocas @ Jan 12th 2009 5:49PM]

@ Marcela

Hardly, have you noticed that DVI-to-VGA converter? That's terrible.

[fh @ Jan 12th 2009 5:55PM]

Hey engadget, you missed one:
http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/dqnplus/imgs/0/7/07548f84.jpg

[chansthename @ Jan 12th 2009 5:55PM]

It's posts like this that ensures engadget still has readers, even with their apple bias.

[wyatt @ Jan 12th 2009 6:09PM]

it's posts like these that make me think i'm on gizmodo

[STIEN @ Jan 12th 2009 6:47PM]

pickpocket THAT...

[Cassini @ Jan 13th 2009 2:16AM]

Oh my gosh! That last one was HYSTERICAL!

[AVG @ Jan 12th 2009 3:12PM]

I couldn't even fit one of those fucking Dimension monsters in my bedroom.

[zioncat @ Jan 12th 2009 3:53PM]

Yeah I know the vaio p fits in your pocket, but how long before somone lifts it from your pocket.

[Jazzwall @ Jan 12th 2009 5:23PM]

Bootiebook

[tobz1000 @ Jan 12th 2009 3:12PM]

I... wasn't ready for that last one.

[Samboini @ Jan 12th 2009 3:45PM]

No one ever is.

[Sergio Pereira @ Jan 12th 2009 5:29PM]

That's what she said

[JB @ Jan 12th 2009 3:13PM]

Is that a Vaio in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[Magnulus @ Jan 12th 2009 4:15PM]

I'm just happy to see you. What you're seeing is my big, flat erection.

[THJ @ Jan 12th 2009 5:52PM]

@ mag: Phew. avoided Mt dew -> nose -> laptop. that was a close call though.

[whatishalo? @ Jan 12th 2009 3:13PM]

So instead of calling it the not-allowed-because-of-dumb-lawsuit NetB##K, they are here-by termed: The butt-top computer

[ManekiNeko @ Jan 12th 2009 6:25PM]

I love my butt-top computer! It fits so snugly between the cheeks!

[Like_A_Glove @ Jan 12th 2009 11:09PM]

@ManekiNeko

"between the cheeks"? are you kidding? it's a butt-top computer we're talking about, not a farticle collector.

[NickNick @ Jan 13th 2009 9:54AM]

In Reality , it deserves to be called a Pocket PC. If only Microsoft didnt take that name for their shitty PDAs..

[Jacko @ Jan 12th 2009 3:13PM]

second ROTFL

[christopheraven @ Jan 12th 2009 3:14PM]

My ENIAC fits very nicely in my pocket.

[Mobius_1 @ Jan 12th 2009 7:31PM]

So does my LHC, fits just fine. :P

[jukeboxsabotage @ Mar 15th 2009 5:03PM]

My lighter fits just fine in my pocket....and my wallet.

[mvp @ Jan 12th 2009 3:15PM]

Yo mamma's so fat that she can fit a full desktop pc in her back pocket.

[acme @ Jan 12th 2009 3:19PM]

yo momma so fat she use a crt as a palm.

[cameron @ Jan 12th 2009 4:00PM]

Don't you just love insults that only people of a certain IQ/Nerdyness/Technoness can find funny...yo mama...

[Danny @ Jan 12th 2009 4:38PM]

You'll never be half the man your mother was.

[SOOPERGOOMAN @ Jan 12th 2009 5:11PM]

Or even one eighth.

[acme @ Jan 12th 2009 6:27PM]

Yo momma so dirty she sets off norton when turning on a computer

[Kaitou KID @ Jan 12th 2009 3:15PM]

HAHAHAHA LMAO the last one is hilarious HAHAHAAHHA LMAOZEDONG!!!

[the real Brad @ Jan 12th 2009 5:27PM]

Peace, man.

[Henry @ Jan 12th 2009 3:15PM]

Well, they don't call it a 'Dimension' for nothing. =p

[luke liu @ Jan 12th 2009 3:18PM]

LOL

[thomas @ Jan 12th 2009 3:19PM]

last one got me haha

[LloydChiro @ Jan 12th 2009 5:00PM]

Yea, me too. LAWL.

I think the last one is the least pickpocket risky.

[iKurt @ Jan 12th 2009 8:10PM]

That's what she said.