Caption Contest: unofficial Obama MP4 player is officially awesome
By Paul Miller 
posted January 13th 2009 3:29PM
posted January 13th 2009 3:29PM
Paul: "Yes we can buy cheap Chinese iPod knockoffs!"
Chris: "Introducing the iPod hussein."
Tim: "Sadly the John McCain gramophone was deemed too risky for today's economic conditions."
Laura: "There's not a Zune America and an iPod America. There's a United States of generic Obama MP4 player America."
Nilay: "They would give it an African name, DIGITAL MP4 PLAYER, believing that in a tolerant America a terrible interface and weird format support are no barrier to success."
Joe: The Audacity of KIRF
Richard: "Whew, for a second people thought he was using a Zune again"
Josh: "On Obama's Digital MP4 Player, it's not shuffle. It's change."
Ross: "Next on the O'Reilly Factor: is president-elect Barack Obama funneling funds through a Shenzhen, China-based shell company?"
Sean: "Who is that black bald guy anyway?"*
*Sean is Canadian, we can't take responsibility for him or his silly little country.
god.... patriotism is so 7 years ago... get over this country, its land like everything else.
Nothing will sell more crap than a Black Man
It includes a built in speaker, and that speaker happens to be Barack Obama
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Holy Crap People. It is another President. He is not the Messiah. I guess this is why dems keep lowering standards. Dumb the population down enough and they will eat this garbage up. Whoooooa Nelly!
To Dave Chappelle... Have you ever travelled? lol. You are calling America corrupt???? I do business all over the world. You are calling us corrupt? Well isn't that the pot calling the kettle black. Why is it I have to grease the government to get anything done in 90% of the world. EXCEPT FOR AMERICA. Yes we have our corruption. Yes we have done our share of wrong. No more than the rest. How can people be so ignorant and blind. We are in this together. If it wasn't for us you would not have half of the things you enjoy today. Are you aware of how much technology we share with the rest of the world? How much we have given away while at the same time these people try to rip us down. Congratulations! You officially have no clue as to how the world works. Travel some. Open your eyes. Or STFU. As Sir Winston Churchill once said, "A 5 minute conversation with the average voter is a great argument against democracy." Average Voter Mentality = i.e. You
Study history. EVERY GROUP AND EVERY CULTURE HAS BEEN OPPRESSED AND HAS OPPRESSED PEOPLE. PERIOD. Do you know why the world hates America? BECAUSE WE WON. WE ALL FOUGHT FOR THE SAME THING. We were better than you and we won. Period.You fought for America. We beat you, Do you think some magical cheating force put white people in charge in America? Ummm. No. Every group fought for the same thing and it turns out we beat you. Get over it. Take a look at the good America has done. It far outweighs the bad. Please tell me what backwards ass country you are from and I will happily give you an outlook equivalent to the one you have presented. And for the love of God do not say Great Britain. Britain has the most corrupt and oppressive history of any civilization, ever.
Hopefully the Caps Lock key used tactfully will be enough to hold your 9 year old attention span. :)
"Chinese knock-offs we can believe in."
It's only compatiable with Itunes, which isn't NSA approved so you aren't allowed to turn it on.
well, wouldn't it be ironic if Canada got this first? all u Canada-haters.....get a life, eh, hosehead?
god damn milk bagging canadians.
...but who here among us does not enjoy Canadian ballet?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=canadian+ballet