Sirtified throws up hand USB flash drives

Let's face it -- it's hard to connect with kids these days, but Sirtified clearly knows what's up. The outfit's forthcoming line of Hand USB Sticks include 2GB of storage space and arrive in three street-approved models: Rock, West Side and a version that looks awfully similar to the Engadget logo. Hold the hand of your choice next month for $35.

[Thanks, Kyle]

[BigD145 @ Jan 14th 2009 10:57PM]

One of those is trying really hard to check my prostate. Please... make it stop.

[Cargo Jack @ Jan 14th 2009 11:13PM]

Big D, your comment was brilliant!

[Goatee Man @ Jan 14th 2009 11:33PM]

I love you for that.

[Like_A_Glove @ Jan 15th 2009 12:19AM]

Though brilliant, I have to disagree.
Clearly, he's holding an invisible firearm.

[Boards of Canada @ Jan 15th 2009 12:43AM]

Dudley??

[pachi @ Jan 15th 2009 1:06AM]

Maybe you need a 2nd opinion.

[RoboDan @ Jan 15th 2009 2:34AM]

This begs the question

Where's the USB drive depicting the most popular hand gesture?
You know the one I mean.

[Josh Ladella @ Jan 15th 2009 11:17AM]

Am I the only one who immediately thinks of Spider-Man?

[Reason @ Jan 14th 2009 10:58PM]

Is the red one for ladies?

[poematik14 @ Jan 14th 2009 11:33PM]

Dudes too, if..uh..you're into that kinda thing.

[Fade2blac @ Jan 14th 2009 11:00PM]

Where's the shocker?!

[Richard Glitter @ Jan 14th 2009 11:07PM]

Seconded. Was the absolute first thing that came into my mind when I saw this. That would sell like f'in crazy.

[leo @ Jan 15th 2009 6:19AM]

Equally important - where's the SPOCKER? - Two in each - "It's logical"

[Tarnation @ Jan 15th 2009 8:21AM]

Wow! That would be hilarious.

[x3qt0r @ Jan 14th 2009 11:01PM]

is there a "_|_ " ?

[Electromodo @ Jan 14th 2009 11:03PM]

They need to make versions for every gang sign out there...

[Arcanum @ Jan 14th 2009 11:05PM]

Those could come in handy.

[pat1202003 @ Jan 14th 2009 11:10PM]

I see what you did there.

[Bryan @ Jan 14th 2009 11:09PM]

I am going to take a wild guess and say these are mac compatible.

[acme @ Jan 14th 2009 11:12PM]

How do i shot web?

[sacapuntas @ Jan 14th 2009 11:15PM]

What would be cool is if the arms could actually be attached to a action figure when not in use. That way a USB drive is always a superman or iron man action figure away!

[Gad Get @ Jan 14th 2009 11:37PM]

That would either be a large action figure, or an action figure with one very oversized hand... Hellboy!!

[XIYL @ Jan 15th 2009 8:43AM]

Or you could get one of those limby usb hubs.

[chris @ Jan 14th 2009 11:16PM]

gang sign thumb drives, I think sirtified just hit a new low!
I'm holding out for the release of the dead hooker series.
In black preferably.

[Daniel @ Jan 14th 2009 11:17PM]

Oh, nevermind. My flash drive isn't flipping me off after all.

[Pedobear @ Jan 14th 2009 11:21PM]

Connect with kids, you say?

I'll throw one on my notebook and make some "friends".

[Gad Get @ Jan 14th 2009 11:40PM]

"Hold the hand of your choice next month for $35."

I choose a real human hand... mine, most likely.

[Zorque @ Jan 14th 2009 11:41PM]

Nope, I'm gonna chime in with a second opinion. You're a tool.

[mrosasco @ Jan 14th 2009 11:51PM]

From the looks of the picture, the "rock" one is actually saying "I love you."

..aww. Now _that's_ precious.

[Nick @ Jan 15th 2009 8:55AM]

Agreed, it's a common mistake to mix up 'Rock' with 'I Love You' in Sign Language.

[dreiter @ Jan 14th 2009 11:53PM]

that black one is not "Rock", it's the American Sign Language sign for "I Love You". "Rock" is without the thumb. Nice try.

[steve @ Jan 15th 2009 12:16AM]

Nice. I was just about to say that! Any true metalhead knows that.

[Jin @ Jan 15th 2009 12:15AM]

Actually, in the description it clearly defines the black one as "rocker's devil horn salute".

[Goatee Man @ Jan 15th 2009 12:37AM]

... Which is why the website is wrong.

[Nathan @ Jan 15th 2009 1:31AM]

Exactly what I thought. Ronnie James Dio needs to give them a call!

Until then, I'll be the "Last in Line" to buy one.

[fistpittingnork @ Jan 15th 2009 8:31AM]

SLAYERRRRRRRRR!

[Cris T @ Jan 15th 2009 3:06PM]

This would be a perfect gift for my ASL teacher, she really needs a new flash drive because hers is only 512 MB.

[Adderz @ Jan 14th 2009 11:59PM]

Nope im gonna agree with Eeiy. Hes just a bit blunt about it :-P

I love the people who buy E10 fuel when its 3c cheaper, despite the fact its 10% more inefficient.

[Like_A_Glove @ Jan 15th 2009 12:39AM]

Also in China, it is commonly known as "Orchid Fingers" in operas.

[Boards of Canada @ Jan 15th 2009 12:44AM]

wouhouuu! midi gangsta time!

[Kr0n1cH4xx0r @ Jan 15th 2009 1:42AM]

For those who don't already know, these are all in fact gang signs.

Blue: west side crips
Red: bloods aka crip killers (the fingers are meant to look like a "C" and "K" and there are variations on this one)
Black: Latin Kings

[Anthony @ Jan 15th 2009 2:31AM]

thats what i was thinking hahaha

someones gonna to get shot cause their laptop was throwin up tryna hold down the set!!!

[l1 @ Jan 15th 2009 1:56AM]

all of you know nothing.

blue: west la
red: 18 st (google it, just like you did before)
black: ms 13 (again, google)

[Wajimba @ Jan 15th 2009 2:17AM]

What? The black one totally looks like spiderman's web slinging action

[nowayman @ Jan 15th 2009 2:52AM]

i can't wait to see one with THAT hand sign.

[rita hainsworth @ Jan 15th 2009 5:41AM]

doubles as a nose picker.

[Funny Kuwaiti @ Jan 15th 2009 7:54AM]

Does it come in Dane's Cook Super Finger? ;p

[Dave @ Jan 15th 2009 8:17AM]

If there is one with the tips of the thumb and forefinger touching, then it would be easy to attach to a keyring. It would be harder to produce, unfortunately. Ah well.
Still, if the thumb were to rotate around its base a little and be sprung loaded...

[jjunkers @ Jan 15th 2009 9:44AM]

What about these:

[PDubNYC @ Jan 15th 2009 11:05AM]

those are AWESOME!!!