Brando's USB Aircraft Mouse was likely used somewhere in AvP
No, seriously -- can you not envision that heinous object above suddenly conjuring up enough energy to transform into a real live, breathing, hungry alien? Brando's USB Aircraft Mouse is simply too frightening to recommend for children under the age of 25, but those hardened enough to control it can select one in five different hues (including camouflage, so you'll never even know when it arrives). We also get the idea that this thing is perfect for implementing carpal tunnel syndrome into your own life, which -- in our humble opinion -- is worth the $17 admission charge alone.
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Looks more like that AI fighter jet from the movie, Stealth, rather than AvP.
It's got what mice crave.
Pew! Pew!
Brawndo jokes never get old...
Yes I think it from the Movie too..
That's how "EDI" plane looks like in the movie named Stealth(2005).
http://movies.about.com/library/graphics/stealthpubl.jpg
I think there is a big lack of sex to think that looks like a female area or whatever.
look up the venom from command and conquer 3. its is an exact likeness.
looks like a "certain part" of the female body to me.
That's why it's called AvP:
Advanced v***** Protector, just place it between your thighs, ladies.
Okay, okay. We get it. You have a fetish for vagina-shaped technology.
Ain't we all?
You managed to use ain't wrong, that just blew my mind...
Well for a Dutch person I propably speak more english then you dutch ;)
Stop embarassing us.
- Dutch guy #2.
He's from Holland. Isn't that weird?
This bird is so cool, Alienware will be very so ashamed of themselves.
yeah this looks like a vagina
I don't know what vaginas you people have been looking at, but if I saw one that looked like that i'd fucking run.
well i imagine someone named samusqturdburglar hasn't seen many vaginas at all
Just gotta see one to know that that's not what it looks like...
Uncontrol, how can someone on the internet not have seen many vagina's. The daily average should be around 1000.
"This is no alien!"
It's clearly based on the EDI UCAV (AI controled fighter jet) from the movie 'Stealth'.
http://movies.about.com/library/graphics/stealthpubl.jpg
Cable sux!
hahaha a flying vagina..
/me suddenly has an idea for a manta-ray shaped mouse.
Crikey!
...Too soon?
Never to soon. Just make sure that the cord is the little bugger's tail, and about half way down steve irwin is impaled on it.
Does impaled Steve Irwin support USB 2.0 or is he legacy spec only?
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
Welcome To The Real World
I'd say (without ever using it) that it'd be comfortable when your table is lower than usual.
Man, Darren Murph is on fire in this article, jokes left and right!
*GoogleImageSearches Subaru B9*
OMFG, it does look like a flying vagina! Whoever designed that car deserves to be given a fair trial and executed.
It is a camel toe. Not that I have anything against camels or those who ride them, some of my best friends are camel jockeys.
mouse clit.
Must be a hell of a Chernobyl mouse.
Enough with vagina's gentlemen
In all seriousness, this looks like a SR-71 Blackbird from a while back
have you ever even seen the SR-71 Blackbird??
actually, i totally does look like it, you have to quick glance it.
im sorry thats what came to mind first
better than what came to flashpoint's mind
Hmm..... geeks are just that, geeks......
I dun think it looks that bad. In fact I think it looks pretty sleek.
As for the vagina part.... please get laid.
I think it looks like a Covenant Ghost from Halo, wide part being the front.
Agreed, it looks like a covenant ghost if you turn it backwards or put the "wings" in the front. It also kinda looks like a backwards manta ray.
This is the internet, so everyone automatically is a porn watcher. Also, this is a geek blog, so naturally all the readers are geeks who hope to someday see one in real life. Well, except for the female geeks, but everyone knows there are no girls on the internet.
Crapgadge
Hasn't Engadget already talked about this mouse?
Nice gadget... that's why i love engadget. for introducing gadgets like this.