Win a bag of CES swag!

CES may be fading into memory, but the bags of swag we somehow magnetized at the show are still quite present in our lives. Want a little piece of the proceedings to be delivered to your doorstep? Well here's your chance. Every year we get bombarded with various pieces of gear that we can't really hang on to for moral, ethical, and religious reasons. But while our Herculean ability to resist free junk is notable, we don't just let this sweet honeywine go to waste... we send it out to you, our lovable readers. Just follow the instructions below, and win one of the three (3) satchels of joy we have to give. Good luck!

Note: Three separate winners will be chosen from comments. Just think of how good your odds are!

The rules:

• Leave a comment below. Any comment will do, but shameless flattery or embarrassing childhood memories are cool too.
  
• You may only enter this specific giveaway once. If you enter this giveaway more than once you'll be automatically disqualified, etc. (Yes, we have robots that thoroughly check to ensure fairness.)
• If you enter more than once, only activate one comment. This is pretty self explanatory. Just be careful and you'll be fine.
  
• Contest is open to anyone in the 50 States, 18 or older! Sorry, we don't make this rule (we hate excluding anyone), so be mad at our lawyers and contest laws if you have to be mad.
  
• Winner will be chosen randomly. The winners will receive one (1) of three (3) bags filled with totally awesome CES swag. Approximate value is incalculable.
  
• Entries can be submitted until Monday, January 26th, 11:59PM ET. Good luck!
• Full rules can be found here.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 24th 2009 5:42PM]

Shwagg Me!!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 8:33PM]

i never win anything

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 8:32PM]

Wheee!

[Teddylikescomputahs Posted Jan 19th 2009 8:34PM]

i say wut wut in the bag!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 20th 2009 7:22PM]

I need some swag to cheer me up

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 8:39PM]

We going for "Longest comment reply chain"?

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 8:44PM]

(fingers crossed)

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 8:44PM]

cool contest

[dyslexicsponge Posted Jan 19th 2009 8:46PM]

I love how the word "swag" is actually crap you don't want. I'll take it though, I ain't too proud!

[Paul Chapel Posted Jan 19th 2009 8:44PM]

i want me some swag, engadget.
you know..
i check engadget out of all of my websites. even more than /b/
thats saying something about your awesomeness engadget.

[YeahOK Posted Jan 19th 2009 8:46PM]

I could use some sweet CES schwag.

[chinny Posted Jan 19th 2009 8:57PM]

The ice is gonna break!!!!!

[simbadogg Posted Jan 19th 2009 8:56PM]

dunno what it is, but gimme

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 8:59PM]

ohhh... bag of crap... that's what I need.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 9:02PM]

give me stuff

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 9:02PM]

can i have that wonderful bag of swag.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 9:04PM]

Umpteenth

[EuriskoXP Posted Jan 19th 2009 9:11PM]

I won't win, but Ill try anyway. engadget rules.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 9:09PM]

I'm a winner!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 9:12PM]

And boom goes the dynamite

[coryg Posted Jan 19th 2009 9:11PM]

Reminds me of TikiBar TV.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 10:09PM]

I want a bag!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 9:21PM]

I will win!!

[projectdecember Posted Jan 19th 2009 9:21PM]

iWant

[cibrlx01 Posted Jan 19th 2009 9:22PM]

raises hand for CES stuff!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 9:33PM]

I'm doing this just for the bag.

[DallasAlien Posted Jan 19th 2009 9:33PM]

Me too

[llama21 Posted Jan 19th 2009 9:33PM]

I spose I'll follow the trend and reply to the first comment. Sigh...

Hopefully I win :)

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 9:45PM]

yay stuff!

[tajam Posted Jan 19th 2009 9:56PM]

YAY

[Why should I have all the fun Posted Jan 19th 2009 10:01PM]

I licked a frog.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 10:03PM]

CES Cool Electronics S#!(

I have never been to CES, but boy, I remember Comdex!

[Vulok Posted Jan 19th 2009 10:18PM]

Swag would be cool

[BretBeermann Posted Jan 19th 2009 10:33PM]

hey dere hi dere ho dere

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 10:23PM]

engadget greatness once again...........................

[VTHodge Posted Jan 19th 2009 10:31PM]

I am well suited for this contest due to my love of free stuff.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 11:26PM]

4791 get.

I hope this bag isn't complete garbage like the froggy mp3 player lol.

[Alex210 Posted Jan 19th 2009 10:40PM]

i'd like to win, i can't remember the last time i won something in a contest/drawing.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 10:42PM]

Stuff we ALL get! yay!!1

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 10:48PM]

Um, swag is sweet?

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 11:13PM]

woohoo! swag!

[SKW Posted Jan 19th 2009 11:12PM]

let me have a bag

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 11:14PM]

Thank you.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 20th 2009 5:33AM]

I deserve to win the bag of CES swag.
I have a Lenovo S-10 and a Kindle, and that means I need more junk.
Yes, let me win.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 11:22PM]

Wow. pick me, please.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 11:33PM]

gimmie some swag

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 11:35PM]

I can haz gear?

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 11:34PM]

WEEEEEEE!! This is fun!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 11:36PM]

5525th :)

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 11:38PM]

WEEEE!!! this is fun