Win a bag of CES swag!

CES may be fading into memory, but the bags of swag we somehow magnetized at the show are still quite present in our lives. Want a little piece of the proceedings to be delivered to your doorstep? Well here's your chance. Every year we get bombarded with various pieces of gear that we can't really hang on to for moral, ethical, and religious reasons. But while our Herculean ability to resist free junk is notable, we don't just let this sweet honeywine go to waste... we send it out to you, our lovable readers. Just follow the instructions below, and win one of the three (3) satchels of joy we have to give. Good luck!

Note: Three separate winners will be chosen from comments. Just think of how good your odds are!

The rules:

• Leave a comment below. Any comment will do, but shameless flattery or embarrassing childhood memories are cool too.
  
• You may only enter this specific giveaway once. If you enter this giveaway more than once you'll be automatically disqualified, etc. (Yes, we have robots that thoroughly check to ensure fairness.)
• If you enter more than once, only activate one comment. This is pretty self explanatory. Just be careful and you'll be fine.
  
• Contest is open to anyone in the 50 States, 18 or older! Sorry, we don't make this rule (we hate excluding anyone), so be mad at our lawyers and contest laws if you have to be mad.
  
• Winner will be chosen randomly. The winners will receive one (1) of three (3) bags filled with totally awesome CES swag. Approximate value is incalculable.
  
• Entries can be submitted until Monday, January 26th, 11:59PM ET. Good luck!
• Full rules can be found here.

[Waylo Posted Jan 27th 2009 1:54PM]

Here's my comment. Swag please.

[JLipp Posted Jan 27th 2009 2:13PM]

Gimmie some swag!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 27th 2009 3:36PM]

pick me

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 27th 2009 3:45PM]

please, please let the bag not be full of 'why the hell did any company spend time on this' technology clutter.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 27th 2009 4:20PM]

Oh! Yeah! I need more stuff I don't want.

[Babenhausen Posted Jan 27th 2009 4:39PM]

freeeeeeeeeee

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 27th 2009 5:00PM]

Me want.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 27th 2009 6:00PM]

Swag Bag!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 27th 2009 6:19PM]

Might as well count me in

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 27th 2009 6:19PM]

@#$%. Never mind.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 27th 2009 7:02PM]

There's gotta be something in that Bag O' Swag I can pawn off on my girlfriend as a Valentine's Day gift. So don't just do it for me, do it for her. Wait, that didn't sound so good.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 27th 2009 7:06PM]

Goodluck!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 27th 2009 7:44PM]

I LOVE free stuff!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 28th 2009 11:41AM]

heyo!

[droidd Posted Jan 27th 2009 8:55PM]

grab bags of stuff are always exciting.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 27th 2009 10:19PM]

I

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 27th 2009 11:54PM]

DOPE!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 28th 2009 12:37AM]

My balls hurt.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 28th 2009 4:42PM]

Hprizes?!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 28th 2009 10:20PM]

NNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 28th 2009 10:26AM]

me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 29th 2009 9:53AM]

Can't wait to win!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 28th 2009 4:44PM]

SwagTastic

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 28th 2009 6:30PM]

REMINDER: Send me stuff

[mxmightymc Posted Jan 28th 2009 9:01PM]

last!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 29th 2009 5:30AM]

i guess i didn't win :(

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 29th 2009 11:00AM]

This is a comment.

It has no legs.

Poor comment.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 29th 2009 7:04PM]

swag = good

[evilernie69 Posted Feb 2nd 2009 8:37PM]

swag ?

[(Unverified) Posted Feb 4th 2009 9:09AM]

yaaaaaaa

[(Unverified) Posted Feb 5th 2009 10:09AM]

hmm

[(Unverified) Posted Feb 5th 2009 11:21AM]

I want in

[(Unverified) Posted Feb 9th 2009 10:34AM]

my company just downgraded my salary for the next 6 months (and everyone else's salary in my company).

i need some swag.

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 29th 2009 9:52PM]

totally cool idea

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 29th 2009 9:54PM]

totally cool idea

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 9th 2009 2:02AM]

I wants swagggg!

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 8th 2009 4:19AM]

i cant wait to win :)

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 15th 2009 1:37PM]

Ah, CES. you will be missed.