Win a bag of CES swag!

CES may be fading into memory, but the bags of swag we somehow magnetized at the show are still quite present in our lives. Want a little piece of the proceedings to be delivered to your doorstep? Well here's your chance. Every year we get bombarded with various pieces of gear that we can't really hang on to for moral, ethical, and religious reasons. But while our Herculean ability to resist free junk is notable, we don't just let this sweet honeywine go to waste... we send it out to you, our lovable readers. Just follow the instructions below, and win one of the three (3) satchels of joy we have to give. Good luck!

Note: Three separate winners will be chosen from comments. Just think of how good your odds are!

The rules:

• Leave a comment below. Any comment will do, but shameless flattery or embarrassing childhood memories are cool too.
  
• You may only enter this specific giveaway once. If you enter this giveaway more than once you'll be automatically disqualified, etc. (Yes, we have robots that thoroughly check to ensure fairness.)
• If you enter more than once, only activate one comment. This is pretty self explanatory. Just be careful and you'll be fine.
  
• Contest is open to anyone in the 50 States, 18 or older! Sorry, we don't make this rule (we hate excluding anyone), so be mad at our lawyers and contest laws if you have to be mad.
  
• Winner will be chosen randomly. The winners will receive one (1) of three (3) bags filled with totally awesome CES swag. Approximate value is incalculable.
  
• Entries can be submitted until Monday, January 26th, 11:59PM ET. Good luck!
• Full rules can be found here.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 26th 2009 1:22AM]

gimme the loot

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 26th 2009 9:06AM]

I wanna win!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 26th 2009 7:54PM]

commenting on a comment

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 26th 2009 1:13AM]

i want to win this bag

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 26th 2009 1:55AM]

KAHN!!!!!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 26th 2009 1:52AM]

You guys realize that you're awesome, right? I would totally love to have a bag o swag to make my tech friends drool with envy. Of course, they've already registered on here for their own chance at Le Bag O Swag, as has anyone with any technological bones kin their bodies. You guys come up with the absolutely BEST stuff for give aways, and haven't ever had one complaint. Here's to hoping I get that email.

[nh4mer Posted Jan 26th 2009 2:03AM]

I is want swag

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 26th 2009 2:04AM]

9000

[Matthews Posted Jan 26th 2009 2:53AM]

i could go for some unwanted swag! better than a bandolier of carrots!

[projectdecember Posted Jan 26th 2009 3:19AM]

I caien haz teh swagz?

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 26th 2009 11:12AM]

WHOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[djscoe Posted Jan 26th 2009 5:54AM]

Sweet.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 26th 2009 9:13AM]

I want some swag

[aarond12 Posted Jan 26th 2009 8:19AM]

Hay guize! Where can I get my bag of swag? ^_^

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 26th 2009 8:59AM]

CES Swag? I hope its in a brown bag.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 30th 2009 10:45AM]

....Nittany Lions

[thejumbo Posted Jan 26th 2009 3:38PM]

Yay swag!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 26th 2009 9:51AM]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 26th 2009 10:24AM]

I want some swag please!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 26th 2009 10:22AM]

Hello I would love to win this. Please please please.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 26th 2009 6:29PM]

Sign me up. Hopefully in the bag is a press pass for next year!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 26th 2009 4:39PM]

Woot!

[Ryoga Hibiki Posted Jan 26th 2009 11:20AM]

1 please.

[MoldyLunchBox Posted Jan 26th 2009 11:25AM]

Pick me, or I'll eat your unborn.

[OneLove Posted Jan 26th 2009 11:37AM]

pick me! pick me!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 26th 2009 12:05PM]

//

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 27th 2009 6:16AM]

I once stopped an escalator with the emergency stop button. But I was 4 or 5 so it was all fun to me.

[fixitphil Posted Jan 26th 2009 2:25PM]

Yipee.... No one ever gets tired of conference gear!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 26th 2009 2:54PM]

I am in. :)

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 26th 2009 3:04PM]

hihihahahihihaha!!pick me plzzzzzzz

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 26th 2009 5:41PM]

I need this bag for xmas next year

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 26th 2009 5:50PM]

I love getting updates on stuff the government has had for years and that I might get in a few if I'm lucky!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 26th 2009 11:55PM]

o_0 free swag

[Holyelephant Posted Jan 26th 2009 10:03PM]

yep

[ekoostik Posted Jan 26th 2009 10:11PM]

In under the wire.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 26th 2009 11:41PM]

Pick me!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 28th 2009 12:39AM]

more chances to win stuff. I'm in!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 6:16PM]

I really wanna know what's inside that bag ;)

[kjb434 Posted Jan 19th 2009 6:19PM]

That's what she said!

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 8:01PM]

A bag of crap - excellent

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 8:54PM]

ME TOO, show me the goods!

[s13vin4t0r Posted Jan 19th 2009 6:16PM]

please let me win!! :D

[Bman21212 Posted Jan 19th 2009 6:22PM]

same here

[lpbp Posted Jan 19th 2009 6:38PM]

Yes...

[JasperLoons Posted Jan 19th 2009 6:38PM]

Hey s13vin4t0r,

...did you disqualify yourself by responding to the first post?
Oh, and please let me win also!

[DrTibbs Posted Jan 19th 2009 6:40PM]

You should only make one comment.

[asurinach137 Posted Jan 19th 2009 6:55PM]

I'd love a bag of CES swag :)

[EVO4Life Posted Jan 19th 2009 7:38PM]

I hope the bag includes an Engadget phone, you know the one shown on most peoples comment. Rumor has it the phone quad boots WinMO, Android, Mobile OSX, and Palm WebOS. Also has a built in Pico Projector and speed dial includes Bill Gates and Steve Jobs home number. The only problem is the battery is external and made by Sears.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 8:04PM]

Please... pick me! :)

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 19th 2009 6:21PM]

Second