No, friends -- what you see above isn't a poor spy spot of an unannounced handset sure to be unveiled in just hours at Mobile World Congress. And yes, that's despite the fact that there is still room for an E81 in Nokia's ever-expanding lineup. In reality, this shoddy impostor is some sort of NOKLA, which appears to be a distasteful combination of XpressMusic, the N79 and the 6208 classic (among others, we imagine). The good news is that it sports dual SIM slots, a quad-band GSM radio and a 2.8-inch touchscreen. The bad worse news is that you probably won't even be able to read the menus after dropping $86.50 and bringing this home.

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