Caption contest: the most depressing thing we've seen all day

We've seen many wonderful, exciting things at Mobile World Congress this year.

This isn't one of them.

Chris: "Listen, you (expletive), I'm only two months behind on the Easy Bake."
Darren: "Hawha? Iaowe u six five dolars? Huh? Moommiieeee!"
Josh: "It will be a $35 charge to reinstate service, and no, you can't have a cookie."
Richard: "How could I have sent that many SMS? I can't even read. Put your manager on."
Joe: "Is this what they mean by 'the future underwriting the present?'"
Jose: "Sshhhh! I'm talking to my marketing consultant - he loves the banner!"
Paul: "Sure, the hold times suck, but at least they play tunes from The Wiggles in the background."
Nilay: "I'm sorry, but they just haven't taught us the difference between .002 dollars and .002 cents in math class yet."

[Wireless Posted Feb 18th 2009 11:34PM]

I didn't say SMS? I said there's a MESS in my pants!!

[(Unverified) Posted Feb 18th 2009 11:49PM]

"why am i being charged $4.99 for my poopie"

[(Unverified) Posted Feb 19th 2009 12:04AM]

Q: So, let me get this straight... now I'm paying fees to wait on hold?
A: The answer to that question requires a $2.00 surcharge, and a $10.00 processing fee.
/click

[Garst Posted Feb 19th 2009 12:05AM]

"Leasing your children's future, one child at a time!"

[Garst Posted Feb 19th 2009 12:08AM]

That was suppose to say "mobile future." I got hung up on "children's" because that just didn't look right, so I didn't miss the real error.

[Garst Posted Feb 19th 2009 12:10AM]

Damnit! I'm failing all over the place! That second "didn't" shouldn't have been there.

[(Unverified) Posted Feb 19th 2009 2:12AM]

Shhh! I'm talking with my lawyer.

[(Unverified) Posted Feb 19th 2009 4:32AM]

i can haz credit card debt?

[(Unverified) Posted Feb 19th 2009 5:38AM]

"I know mommy... but daddy's so not into you"

[(Unverified) Posted Feb 19th 2009 9:22AM]

Honesty is the best Policy?

[Talon Trax Posted Feb 19th 2009 9:18AM]

"I can pays billz?"

[(Unverified) Posted Feb 19th 2009 9:23AM]

"Me love you long time!"

[phoneloser Posted Feb 19th 2009 9:26AM]

you been here FOOOOOAAAAAA HOUUUURAAAAAAAA!!!!

You go NOW!

[Warhorse Posted Feb 19th 2009 10:10AM]

"Hello? 911? I have my finger stuck in my mouth..."

[Leicaman Posted Feb 19th 2009 10:58AM]

Mommy says I'm her little H1-B solution.

[(Unverified) Posted Feb 19th 2009 7:21PM]

"Large Hadron Slinger what?"

[(Unverified) Posted Feb 20th 2009 8:29PM]

Dear Mr. Chris Ziegler,

I think that you don't know the LHS business. LHS is a global software house that produces the best billing system for GSM telephony companies around the globe. I just thought the LHS Banner was just cool, intelligent and most important funny.

Take a look on LHS website:
http://www.lhs-systems.com/

Also you must understand that the average age for cell phones consumers is decresing around the globe:
http://i.gizmodo.com/5156030/on-average-children-get-cellphones-at-age-8

Regards,

Fabio.

[(Unverified) Posted Feb 22nd 2009 10:37AM]

have to go to work now, my mom and dad just got laid off their jobs