Kisai Sensai watch: it's like cold steel on your wrist
By Darren Murph 
posted February 19th 2009 9:02PM
posted February 19th 2009 9:02PM
posted February 19th 2009 9:02PM
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If your going to show something this sexy why not provide a link for us to order one.
Sexy, if you are a Cylon, I suppose.
brother dan?
I either see this transforming into a tiny killer robot, or else it leading a Terminator right to my wrist...
brother dan?
might be you never know Dan
http://www.tokyoflash.com
sooooo......how do i tell the time again ?
How better to say, "Yes, I'm single, and I plan on keeping it that way."
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Well, I bought one of these
http://usshop.ubuntu.com/product.php?code=09%2014001BN&catid=1
..but now I have a girlfriend (mac user, btw) ...so if anyone else was going to try that approach, be advised that it won't work. Evidently geeks are cute now; the best advice I've got for you is..
http://www.sex-panther.com/
...sixty percent of the time.. it works every time.
@ethana
So a mac user finally got a girlfriend. I guess the brand is maturing.
How better to say, "Yes, I'm single, and I plan on keeping it that way."
You could also hang thick glasses from one of the many necklaces you are wearing.
I love gadgets, but that watch is ugly! Google "Bell & Ross" if you want to see a pretty watch.
I hate their website, therefore I hate their watches.
Hehe looks kinda like a "Power" button or a REALLY OLD 8-bit video game...
That guy woulda been cool, but he was wearing that watch.
Of course its impossible to ignore. Its a third the size of his hand!
i laughed so hard at your comment
don't knock yiddish speakers
is the Delorean of wrist wear!
now if only it could tell when this watch would be cool.
after thinking "Delorean"
i wiki-ed it and found this
DeLorean died at Overlook Hospital in Summit, New Jersey on March 19, 2005 from a stroke, aged 80. He was a resident of Bedminster Township, New Jersey. [1] At the time of his death, DeLorean was working on a business venture project known as DeLorean Time, a company that would sell high-end wristwatches. DeLorean's death caused the dissolution of the company, and no DeLorean Time products were ever offered to the public
damn i creep MYSELF out sometimes..
What could have been...
"no DeLorean Time products were ever offered to the public"
ONE POINT TWENTYONE JIGGAWATTS?!
This one's easier to read than that last cryptic timepiece, but just as stupid and pointless.
Damn this makes Swatch watches look like shit!
GET IN THE CHOPPA! DO IT NOAWWW!!!!
Henshin!
That's exactly what I was thinking. It really does look like a morpher watch.
Who's sensaible enough to buy one ??
The person who can't spell sensible is.
*whoosh*
I guess he's not sensaible to recognize a play on the product's name.
You'll get tired of explaining that you're not on house arrest, it's a watch, not a monitoring device.
oh wow, it looks cool, but seriously the point of a watch is functionality, not trying to find out how a bunch of misplaced LED's tell time
reminds me of the talkboy watch I got for christmas when I was 7.
Were you trying to cram as many jokes as possible into a single paragraph there, Darren?
If they're going this far, they could at least offer one in Predator language.
I'd be worried that by the time I figured out how to read the time, I find out it's been counting down the whole time....and the bracelet won't come off...
Or, putting it on automatically enters me into high-tech marathon where I have to make it through a deadly maze with cyborg killers on my trail, using the watch to track my every move...
Anybody else have cheesy SF movie plots for this watch?
The design reminds me of a bedspread I had in the 80s.
That guy is the coolest guy on the block! Leather jacket, zip-up hoodie, gold chain, glasses hung on said gold chain. Since I'll never be as cool as him, I'll just stand here rocking my flannel shirt.
Upon further inspection, I see he has a multi-colored zipper and obsolete keys on his necklace. If his collar is popped up, I may just crap my pants.
Upon even more further inspection, I just crapped my pants.
Also looks like he is wearing another watch under his sleeve. you can see a bulge under the cuff of his sleeve and a round metal object sticking out. That's just dumb. The worst part about this is that I was just thinking about a binary watch and where I could find one. This is not binary. Similar concept. Had it been binary, I would have called it fate and purchased one in black.
http://www.tokyoflash.com/en/watches/kisai/sensai/
$182 for this little gadget
so if someone ask you, "hey buddy, do you know what time is it?" and after five minutes you said "wait, 2 minutes more, im about to decode the time on my watch..."
This looks like something Kayne West would wear.
if you shout cheesy slogans like "Ultra Sazer Zord Attach!" will you get a cool suit of exoskeleton?
Actually the watch uses encryption to tell the time and unless you know the code it is secure against any standard encryption attacks. Oh yeah and the code changes automatically at set intervals. It's kinda like sending yourself secret messages. If only it knew pig latin.
Why the hell do Engadget reviewers have to say crap like, "a process that reportedly takes between eight and ten decades to master". HAHAHA... you're so funny.
Or, you could actually tell us something USEFUL like, "red LEDs are hours, green are groups of 5 minutes, yellow are single minutes".
Oh, I'm sorry, we're supposed to enjoy your witty repartee?
Did anyone notice that the model is wearing another watch?
its the same, just upside down. lol retards
its the same...its just upside down
take the time to look