Musical bra is not as sexy as it sounds
By Laura June 
posted March 12th 2009 5:33PM
posted March 12th 2009 5:33PM
The fine folks over at Instructables have posted some wild mods in their time, but the musical bra you see above inhabits its own realm in terms of weirdness and lack of usefulness... unless you really want a bra that makes music of course. The speaker is on the front, with a battery pack between the shoulder blades at the back, and each cup is equipped with eight different "sounds" culled from a small keyboard, which are triggered by custom-made buttons sewn into the bra. Hit the read link for the full rundown of how to make one of your very own, but fair warning: you're going to have to be pretty adept with needle and thread to get this project done, but the final result should be fairly priceless. After all, who doesn't want a clunky, hideous sports bra that makes noise? Exactly.
[Via Music Radar]
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glad im gay. that looks tricky to unhook the back.
That's an elastic sports bra, it doesn't have a hook thingie.
And while we're onthe subject, I'm glad I'm not gay, or else I would have perfected my one-hand bra unhooking method for no reason whatsoever.
I'm gay and I have perfected the one hand unhooking technique.
What's so hard about it? Try to get boxer briefs off of someone with one hand! That's a challenge!
Panties/briefs are impossible to get off without complications unless your special one is a double amputee, hence the all but obligatory ommision of this procedure in the dirty movies.
But that's somewhat besides the point; I'm wondering what use you have for your one-handed bra-unhooking as a gay guy?
to help girls undress? in my experience, they don't care if you're gay
http://xkcd.com/457/
...but if you're gay there's no need for your other han to be somewhere else, is there?
Bah, this is getting silly.
Now i have one more reason to get my head closer to the unsuspecting bossom!
Thats my everyday recession antidote! Boobs!!
toot toot!
Give it to a fat girl, so when she backs up it will go, beep, beep, beep. (OK, am done)
Feed me some beans and I'll give you some musical underpants for free.
I had a nightmare involving this bra once. It involved me meeting a girl wearing it and playing Soulja Boy through it.
Please tell me the buttons are jiggle activated...
Put a couple of tweeters on your tweeters.
lol
ummm, wow. That is absolutely pointless. Who wants a bra to make noise, even if its "music"?
Indeed, if fact who needs a musical bra to make noise with that area? Personally I would rather listen to a Jiggle Slap Symphony in DD Major.
...Because bras and mp3s are a natural combination...
If that has the same control system as the new iPod shuffle, there are going to be a lot of happy boyfriends/husbands out there.
Now you have an excuse to look at her boobs.
Uh...what? *blinks loudly*
Hold on... this isn't the failblog!
yo dawg i heard you liked bras and mp3 players...
Yo dawg I heard your meme sucked right from the beginning so I put a shut the in your fuck up.
Why are we complaining? Some woman has just given us a new excuse to fondle her breasts by wearing this!
If you fondle her it means you don't like the music she plays... Double nono.
Anybody else remember the "intimate controller" game that was bra-based awhile back? That seemed so much cooler.
You mean this:
http://jennylc.com/intimate_controllers/
Interesting...
who would've thought sexual harassment could be
"can i browse through your playlist?"
Version 2.0, put sensors in the front of the bra, so when ever you squeeze them, they go "honk honk"
umm, that's in version one - read much?
I'd like this only if all the devices creating the either different sounds in each cup vibrated. :)
Errr.. either = eight
You mean the speaker *cones* are on the front.
Hands On with the Musical Bra
*lol*
So there is a keyboard in the bra?
So if you grab two handful you'll hear "honk, honk"...
lol shhweet!!...or not!
Aren't all bras musical? Oh wait, that's just me going "honk, honk!" every time I touch one.
Not sure I want to know where the sub-woofer is kept.
Playing musical instruments well is all about fingering technique.
Can you play tracks from the 'Double Fantasy' album?
What about 'I Touch Myself'?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTneO6UgRuM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ5VNXIiv1c
Should've been done in stereo.
Women are always saying men just look at their breasts and don't listen to them......