Cool758 razor phone really can shave, awaits complete market saturation

Sure, the 120 million mark of the RAZR V3 might be a little hard to grasp at, but with innovative features like shaving people's faces, we could really see this Cool758 "razor phone" breaking into the double digits. Just pop the cap off the bottom and you've got a fully functional shaving implement, perfect for rubbing across your chin repeatedly in a vain hope that it'll knock off a few bristles before that very important meeting you're late and ill-prepared for. If shaving isn't your thing, there's always its dual-sim capability, a touchscreen, and a 2 megapixel camera to fall back on. No word on price or availability.

[tekdroid @ Mar 22nd 2009 10:41AM]

so the razor turns on when it vibrates?

[Shablabla @ Mar 22nd 2009 11:46AM]

That's great, but wouldn't it be better if your phone could tell how sexy someone is or manage your hour of power without you having to keep track of the time?

[konshuss @ Mar 22nd 2009 4:35PM]

in before LG Chocolate one-time-use phone.

[devcoder @ Mar 22nd 2009 10:43AM]

This actually doesn't seem half bad

[Samboini @ Mar 22nd 2009 10:47AM]

Apart from the fact you have a POS razor attached to your phone doing nothing (99% of the time) apart from adding bulk and weight.

[Quantumphysics @ Mar 22nd 2009 10:51AM]

I can't think of a better way to sneak a camera/recorder into/out of Iran or North Korea

[MikeZ @ Mar 22nd 2009 10:59AM]

More like a POS razr attached to the razor. But that´s in the eye of the beholder.

[Oli D @ Mar 22nd 2009 11:01AM]

@QuantumPhysics

Cavity?

[IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (BarCODE) @ Mar 22nd 2009 11:22AM]

Kind of funny they do this, I used to joke about the original Moto-razor being used as a shaver...

[linumax @ Mar 22nd 2009 11:27AM]

@ Quantumphysics

Dunno about NK, but in case of Iran the better way would be the normal way. You would have known that if you stopped watching Fox News.

[Abuzar Baloach @ Mar 22nd 2009 12:27PM]

Barcode, you and the other 120 million people.

[patriotsn1 @ Mar 22nd 2009 12:58PM]

Is it just me or is it REALLY annoying when people come to a gadget site to randomly talk trash about FOX news? wtf? who cares? It seems like you guys are getting paid.

[T Hom @ Mar 22nd 2009 5:08PM]

I honestly do not recall the last time I have seen a bashing of FOX news on here. But, in the spirit of annoying you, FOX news is garbage.

[Knee to the Groin @ Mar 22nd 2009 5:10PM]

Fox has news?

[Ry @ Mar 22nd 2009 5:54PM]

this is going to be messy and just pointless..Their are 100s of ways they could of improved the razar and thisssss is what they choose? lol amazingg

[giuliop @ Mar 22nd 2009 10:43AM]

I hope it includes a shaving-noise suppressor feature, because I really need it when I'm shaving *and* talking on the phone. And that happens quite often.

[iGoon#2 @ Mar 22nd 2009 10:46AM]

See Motorola!,

this is what the last RAZR should have been.

[facejolt @ Mar 22nd 2009 10:50AM]

Pehaps the most unnecessary addition to a phone - ever.

[Pedroion @ Mar 22nd 2009 10:49AM]

Oh God.
We really are in the middle of an economic Crysis.

[Smart People Play Tuba @ Mar 22nd 2009 10:56AM]

Did you misspell "crisis" on purpose? I ask because I can't see how this relates to the video game "Crysis."

[chefgon_ign @ Mar 22nd 2009 11:21AM]

I'm assuming that he did because it's capitalized and everything, but I don't get the joke. Maybe the joke is just too intellectual for us.

[Pedroion @ Mar 22nd 2009 8:25PM]

Yes, I'm too smart for you guys.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2008/09/9-09-08crysispc.jpg

'Thought you need a $$$ gaming rig to play Crysis?'

Thing again.

[superhobo @ Mar 23rd 2009 2:07AM]

Yes, it CAN blend...your beard.

[Smart People Play Tuba @ Mar 24th 2009 10:57PM]

Um, okay. How exactly does that relate to this post?

[Rob Conway @ Mar 22nd 2009 10:50AM]

How ridiculous is that? Lol, at least they were creative.

[Zunavio @ Mar 22nd 2009 10:52AM]

MOTORAZRBLDE

[Oli D @ Mar 22nd 2009 11:12AM]

Dont forget the cap, you go to make a call and whoops, there goes the blood supply to your brain.

Sorry Jugular!

[Seminole @ Mar 22nd 2009 11:38AM]

You must be shaving all wrong, since I've never sliced open my jugular while shaving my neck with a razor blade, let alone an electric razor.

[Oli D @ Mar 22nd 2009 11:42AM]

Oh rly? i do it all the time.

whoopsies.

[??? @ Mar 22nd 2009 10:49PM]

Electric razors these days are built in such a way that you have practically force yrself to get cut (either by pushing really hard in self-mutilating sort of way or pushing hard on the trimmer edge, which you aren't supposed to use for actual shaving anyway) in order for it to happen. Worse that can happen is that yr skin gets really red and raw from those hard to cut hairs. In other words, if this happens with you using electrics, yr doing it wrong.

Manual safety razors, on the other hand...that I can understand.

[BigCheeze @ Mar 22nd 2009 11:14AM]

Finally I can talk on the phone and shave while I drive, with one device!

[Ao-horro @ Mar 22nd 2009 9:42PM]

But phones have to be hands-free while driving (if you live in the U.S.), so technically you can't do that anyway. Let alone shave, unless I'm mistaken.

[drumdbeat @ Mar 23rd 2009 7:09AM]

Don't worry, the joke was missed. You won't be.

[Toodlestech @ Mar 22nd 2009 11:14AM]

April Fooools! Oh wait n/m not yet....

[schema @ Mar 22nd 2009 11:15AM]

I'm actually left speechless by this. I can't tell if it's utter genius or really, really stupid.

[Oli D @ Mar 22nd 2009 11:43AM]

Why not both?

[The_Dude @ Mar 22nd 2009 12:49PM]

mutually exclusive

[Oli D @ Mar 22nd 2009 1:41PM]

Not in my books.

[El Taco @ Mar 22nd 2009 2:16PM]

It would be really, really stupid, but it has a touch screen and dual-sim capability added to the razer, which makes it a decent phone added to the razer.

[BigCheeze @ Mar 22nd 2009 11:16AM]

Why is THIS phone dual-sim?

[Samboini @ Mar 22nd 2009 11:32AM]

So you can shave regardless of whether your call is business or personal, obviously.

[Johnyboy @ Mar 22nd 2009 11:46AM]

The question is when will they make a phone that makes us a hot macchiato?

[xregy @ Mar 22nd 2009 11:52AM]

Great! Now I can watch where I'm shaving with the camera on the razor!!!
..................wait a minute......????

[Ryback @ Mar 23rd 2009 6:35AM]

That's a very good point. It eliminates the need for a shaving mirror thus freeing up even more of that preciouis pocket real estate!

[ExNomenDei @ Mar 22nd 2009 11:58AM]

The razor, however, is VERY integrated into the design! Respect for that! Apple wouldn't have done it better!

...Knowing Apple, they would have only allowed you to shave a certain part of your body with it, and then you have to buy accessories for the rest of them.

[Freddie @ Mar 22nd 2009 12:09PM]

"What mobile phone can function, this problem if left to Apple, Nokia to answer, they will usually finish by upgrading software, then give the middle class Chinese Chamber of Commerce on how to answer? 尤其是来自深圳这块神奇的土地上的优秀产商：答案是内置剃须刀！ Especially from Shenzhen on this magical land of outstanding manufacturers: The answer is a built-razor! 手机的功能是双卡双待，200万像素，2.6寸触摸屏，FM收音，蓝牙等，这个剃须刀挺适合IT人士的，有事没事在路上也可以剃胡子，深得上班迟到还挨批，价格大概在750RMB，不贵哦；加上之前的验钞机手机，投影手机，你还需要什么样特别功能的手机呢（印钞机手机你就别想了）？ The functions of mobile phone is a dual-card double question, 2,000,000 pixels, 2.6-inch touch screen, FM radio, Bluetooth and so on, this shaver very suitable IT person, something can also be all right On the way剃胡子, won also criticized for being late to work, Price at approximately 750RMB, oh You do not; added before the cell phone Detector, projection mobile, what you also need the special features this cell phone (HKNPL machine you should not even think about a cell phone)? "

[Brian @ Mar 22nd 2009 12:11PM]

I'm waiting for the nose hair trimmer.

[Decoy @ Mar 22nd 2009 2:48PM]

Thats the Mp3 player.

[bigcow05 @ Mar 22nd 2009 12:17PM]

They should make the bottom of the phone modular, so that you can attach a razor module, or a memory expansion module, or a vibrator module, etc.

[yopladas @ Mar 23rd 2009 2:11PM]

I don't think I need a vibrator.