Cool758 razor phone really can shave, awaits complete market saturation

Sure, the 120 million mark of the RAZR V3 might be a little hard to grasp at, but with innovative features like shaving people's faces, we could really see this Cool758 "razor phone" breaking into the double digits. Just pop the cap off the bottom and you've got a fully functional shaving implement, perfect for rubbing across your chin repeatedly in a vain hope that it'll knock off a few bristles before that very important meeting you're late and ill-prepared for. If shaving isn't your thing, there's always its dual-sim capability, a touchscreen, and a 2 megapixel camera to fall back on. No word on price or availability.

[taciturnforsale Posted Mar 22nd 2009 12:24PM]

Wouldn't it be problematic bring it aboard an airplane now a days though?

[midnightblade Posted Mar 22nd 2009 12:24PM]

Shenzhen certainly is a magical land....

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 22nd 2009 12:40PM]

Imagine trying to get through customs with this phone. Its not like they aren't anal enough about scissors and hand cream. This phone would probably get you held up at every airport.

[Oli D Posted Mar 22nd 2009 2:38PM]

What do you do with scissors and handcream?

[wtcnbrwndo4u Posted Mar 22nd 2009 6:42PM]

I just saw anal and hand cream in the same sentence.

[Maeztro Posted Mar 22nd 2009 12:49PM]

Some things are not meant to go together...and other things are..(just ask Officer Resses)

[Matt2012 Posted Mar 22nd 2009 12:53PM]

early April Fools - no question

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 22nd 2009 12:57PM]

i normally shave with water , not a good idea with a phone

[ericlin Posted Mar 22nd 2009 1:11PM]

Dude...
I need this phone so bad... When does it come out?????
BTW, is it waterproof ?

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 22nd 2009 1:26PM]

@patriotsn1, it's not just fox news but news of any kind of media in general, maybe if you go to a place outside of your own country and see it for yourself you won't be supporting the trash talk some other ignorant idiot who obviously hasn't seen a place outside his own country would.

[KGB Posted Mar 22nd 2009 1:27PM]

I can see it now.. "But officer, i wasnt talking on the phone, i was shaving with my phone!"

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 22nd 2009 1:43PM]

perhaps it's real....

[Jiggs Posted Mar 22nd 2009 1:44PM]

Yo dawg, we heard you like to shave, so we added a razor to your razr so you can shave while you phone.

Or something like that...

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 22nd 2009 1:49PM]

Motorola's gotta jump on this!

[Rik Posted Mar 22nd 2009 2:35PM]

Since the introduction of "ladyphones" I always wondered what a "manphone" is supposed to be. Now I know the answer.

[SebastianR Posted Mar 22nd 2009 2:48PM]

Well, the comment from the lady was: "I would immediately buy this if it was a hairstraightener instead of a razor."

[LocalToast Posted Mar 22nd 2009 3:11PM]

Big deal! It can't brew coffee or serve as an active translation unit, unlike my Pomegranate phone.

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 22nd 2009 3:42PM]

Yeah, Pomegranate's are the best!

[Ztringz Posted Mar 22nd 2009 4:11PM]

Your Pomegranate brews coffee?

[nytrojen Posted Mar 23rd 2009 12:01AM]

@Damean. Do your research before the next time you comment:

http://www.pomegranatephone.com/

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 23rd 2009 1:56PM]

@Nytrojen: LocalToast should've made the reference in his comment about the Pomegranite phone more obvious (and provided the link that you did) so we don't have to do research to get the inside joke. Who has time to research each obscure comment?

[pika2000 Posted Mar 22nd 2009 3:52PM]

You know, I think there was a skit of the original iPhone that it can act as a shaver. I guess a phone/shaver combo comes to fruition. LOL

[Hydra Posted Mar 22nd 2009 5:06PM]

The new motorola razr!!!

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 22nd 2009 6:13PM]

I'll get one... where in China can I?

[DaRockwilder Posted Mar 22nd 2009 10:43PM]

WTF! It must drain the battery very fast, you won't be able to shave appropriately nor receiving any phone calls, so what's the point?!

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 23rd 2009 12:17AM]

Sweet I can shave my private area on the go AND talk to people

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 23rd 2009 12:04PM]

Why hasn't anyone invented a lighter phone yet? You know, for that occasional cigarette!

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 23rd 2009 6:01PM]

Is it just me or had Oli D been failing at being clever consistantly thoughout this entire thread?