Caption contest: creepy clown as excited about Renee Zellweger's Bold as she is

Nothing irks us more than big dudes in blush standing well within our personal space while we're trying to show off our Bold to a small army of paparazzi.

Chris: "It's a Taser, too! Watch!"
Darren: "IT'S MURDERED OUT!"
Ross: "To be honest, I don't think Verizon's 'My Network' should ever have a casual dress day."
Don: "It does everything except erase this image from your memory!"
Paul: "This is so exciting, I'm going to write about it... in my diary!"
Josh: "Welcome to Hell."
Joe: "After Jack White, being seen in public with a clown was really no big deal."
Thomas: "We're just two happy party clowns, sitting down to a plate of beef. White- powdery- beef."
Jacob: "I got it FREE on contract!!!"
Nilay: "You complete me."

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 28th 2009 5:53PM]

The clown actually proposed marriage... and if you don't believe me here's the proof!

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 29th 2009 8:13AM]

OMG it makes me look prettier!

[skaterchief Posted Mar 29th 2009 4:52PM]

"What's funnier in this situation? Ben Affleck as a clown, me in aviators and a suit, or a Blackberry that isn't slow?!? AMIRITE?"

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 30th 2009 2:09PM]

Renée shares her MMS of 2 clowns1car

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 31st 2009 8:20AM]

You do one movie with Richard Gear and this is where your life ends up