Keepin' it real fake, part CXCIII: NCKLA E71 ls tcc gccd tc b3 tru3
By Donald Melanson 
posted March 27th 2009 6:11PM
posted March 27th 2009 6:11PM
Looking to get a Nokia E71 off contract for just over a hundred bucks? Yeah, that's not gonna happen. But you can get this new NCKLA E71-2 for a mere $119 from the always accommodating folks at Solomobi, which should be just the ticket for folks concerned with neither brands nor functionality. You will still get a 2.1-inch QVGA touchscreen (or perhaps just a bundled pen), along with dual SIM card support, built-in Bluetooth, a 0.3 megapixel camera, a "stereo loud speaker," and an included 256MB T-Flash card, with support for up to 2GB. Hit up the link below for a closer look, and the order form if you're feeling like you need a little more KIRF in your life.
[Thanks, James]
[Thanks, James]
blog title ftw
What is so hilarious is that all these phones have Dual sim card support for the myriad of non stop calls you will be receiving because the owner is such a major player... but yet has no money to buy the real dealings...
Also, I noticed, when viewing the pics on the read link, that the camera surround say 3.2MP AF and the link also states that it has a 6800mAh battery. O.O Judging by the size of the battery and the specified talk time, i would say it only has a 800mAh battery on it. I dont think that i would trust this supplier cause they are all jacked up on what the specs of the phone is.
That keyboard is impressive- ABCDEF rather than QWERTY, and with what looks like a combined "Q/R" key, even though there are what look like blank keys, so one would think there was room for all the letters.
If you look closer you'll see it's just a standard 0-9 keypad with each key molded to look like 3 keys. Clever! Had me fooled at first too..
I wonder if the keys are sensitive to which side you press them on or if they are just regular keys.
0.3 MEGAPIXEL!?!?Jeez what is this, 1984!?!?!
Yeah most of these Chinese phones are 0.3 megapixel (640 x 480 max resolution). Invariably they say "1.3 meglpixes" or "2.0 megaplixes" on the back...LIES, all lies.
Or 2000MP for the ones that really are 2MP
Why can't there be a KIRF of the year poll?
I'm pretty sure this one would get a high score.
NKCLA: CNNKTNG PPL
What the hell? Is NCKLA a KIRF of NOKLA?
KIRF on KIRF action!
T-Flash is just MicroSD. Its the original brand name for MicroSD by Sandisk, and was later adopted as MicroSD.
Anyways, if you are going to copy the phone, you might as well counterfeit the name too.
SWEET, it supports "incoming call with big head sticker"
0.3 megapixel camera? I'm surprised they even found them.
Other than that, if it runs Symbian (it can't, right?) then it's a good deal...
China is just full of LULZ.
"a stereo loud speaker"... you can't produce stereo sound with one speaker lol
What's more it says NCKLA N-series on the back.. roflmao
"4.0.3 Mega pixel camera for Picture & Video capability,solomobi.com test put out biggest size is 640*480"
I laughed so god damn hard when I read this. I have no idea why ;o
nothing says pimpin like some swap meet louis vutton like this
guys, has anyone of you have ever ordered from solomobi?
NCKLA? NOKIA?
CHINA THING...