Video: Sony Ericsson's S312 and W205 handsets for cruel, mocking teens

Judging by their reactions, these beautiful urban teens are not too impressed by our awkward, yet heart-felt love song to Nintendo's GameCube. That's ok, at least we're not stuck with these two entry-level, dual-band, non-3G handsets from Sony Ericsson. First up, the S312 (available in Q2) candy bar whose main feature is a 2 megapixel camera that "can be used horizontally" (wow, just wow) and a dedicated camcorder key for quick capture of all the things you love to mock on YouTube. Unfortunately, sharing those precious moments will be less than spontaneous on this HSPA-less handset -- dual-band GSM/GPRS/EDGE-only kids. Next is the W205 (available in Q3) GSM/GPRS slider meant for first time Walkman owners. It features a 1.3 megapixel camera, Bluetooth, FM radio and TrackID music recognition with an integrated speaker to prove to others just how awesome your music tastes are. An optional, strap-on MS410 speaker stand that's powered by the phone will extend the range of your ego all the way to the front of the bus. No prices given, though we expect them to be free with contract when they land in and around Croydon. See what they're laughing at after the break.

Read -- S312
Read -- W205

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 7th 2009 3:57AM]

that gamecube video rules

paul miller you've won my heart

[OneLove Posted Apr 7th 2009 9:45AM]

Hey, they are sexting! (crazy kids)

[stoddcrew Posted Apr 7th 2009 4:12AM]

oh boy my iphone is better then this if everything was deleted but the phone app

[1 Posted Apr 7th 2009 4:14AM]

Well, Duh, the iphone probably costs arount 5 times as much.

[stoddcrew Posted Apr 7th 2009 4:25AM]

no, it way better, the price is great

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 7th 2009 4:38AM]

Haha I get it!

The phone has tummy rolls, so she of course gets hair rolls! If that's not extreme matching, I'm a fool.

http://www.sonyericsson.com/cws/corporate/press/pressreleases/medialibrary?mediaLibraryType=ProductGroupFilter&mediaType=DownloadGeneral&HasBack=true&mediaTypeDropdown=DownloadGeneral&selection=key.MobilePhoneGroup.S312

[fernando Posted Apr 7th 2009 4:54AM]

That's a neat keypad.

[tushar Posted Apr 7th 2009 5:05AM]

Why is the post tagged Paul miller when it is not even written by him???

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 7th 2009 5:17AM]

Not bad, but dual band GSM? Pretty weak SE. You're telling me you couldn't pitch in a couple cents more for the quad band chips?

[loocas Posted Apr 7th 2009 6:19AM]

Those teens look damn fine! ;)

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 7th 2009 7:22AM]

WTB pedobear picture.

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 7th 2009 7:28AM]

Now former anon sacrifices anon for the will-o-the-internets:
http://ts.nuclearfallout.net/images/pb.png

[OddManOut Posted Apr 7th 2009 12:36PM]

Actually, they look loud, obnoxious, juvenile, probably rude and disrespectful. And I'm going to infer from the evident sunlight and the fact that they appear to be reclining that they are almost certainly on someones 'god d@mn' lawn.

Ten years ago that picture might well have convinced me to purchase that crappy phone in the hopes that the youthful hi-jinking lifestyle and vacuous friends would come with it.

So nice to be jaded and crochety with my ugly-as-sin and old as the hills Motorola MPX300 instead....I can almost look myself in the mirror these days...

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 7th 2009 7:52AM]

I wonder how much they would cost because I'm helping a few friends find low-end phones that are affordable and available in the Philippines. The specs aren't that bad, but they are a bit over the edge in emphasizing that.

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 7th 2009 9:19PM]

nice phones, never had and never will own a Sony thou :-/ thats just the way it is!