3-in-1 cigarette lighter / air purifier / perfume dispenser won't make your cigarettes any safer, your car any less rank
By Joseph L. Flatley 
posted April 9th 2009 4:24AM
posted April 9th 2009 4:24AM
We know you like nothing more than a fine cheroot after a late dinner, especially when you find yourself behind the wheel -- and no, one of those new-fangled e-cigarettes will not do the trick. What you need is the 3-in-1 automatic cigarette lighter / air purifier / perfume bottle. It'll light your light, filter your smoke, and what it doesn't get out of the air will be masked by whichever parfume du jour you choose to supply for included the 15 ml. reservoir (we suggest Hai Karate). Retails at $54.99, car charger included.
The inventor needs to be hung drawn and quartered.
Also, George Burns smoked CIGARS, not cigarettes. Pretty sure he lit them with a match like a real man.
I like it; especially the micro-projector in it, and it seems to be nuclear powered because it has the symbol just right of the lens, we need more technology like thies
really are you serious?
A combination perfume spritzer/lighter? Oh, God!
"Good night, Gracie"
Nice movie title reference, you devil.
how about the ashtray.. I mean he's trying to make it an all-in-one, but there is no ashtray
that dude's jacket is ballin
I hate it when people say rank to mean disgusting. That is all.
Sounds great, but does it multitask and have cut and paste?
I wonder what color smell that pine tree air freshener label is supposed to be?
I've tried three times to reword that sentence and that's really the only way it makes sense to me.
Does that generate 1.21 Gigawatts? How many Plutonium batteries does it need?
Shouldn't the headline begin with the word "Crapgadget"?
Agreed. If it's not labeled "Crapgadget" then it makes me think that Engadget is endorsing this product. Now that wouldn't be the case would it...?
For the people commenting on the nuclear symbol, presumably it includes a smoke detector, go ahead and take a look at your home smoke detector (you might need to open it) and you'll probably see the same symbol.
They use americium 249 as a source of ionizing radiation that gets block when smoke is present.
Who can afford to smoke anymore? Colorado is up to over $4.00 a pack these days. Over time, that's a lot of gadgets.
Screw smokers.
Seriously.
perfume n lighter?...perfume usually contains alcohol..hope it doesn't blow up in d face...
Now now, be nice to smokers, they are paying for global health care!
as for the crap-tastical invention...
pass.
Lets hope nobody gets drunk and tries to stick something thats not a cigar in what I can only assume is the auto-lighter receptical.
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...."
That's George Burns, kids.
He was a very funny man that you should read about because he was and always will be considered a master of his craft.
-but some of that could be attributed to the fact that he outlived most of his peers too. ;)