Let the hive mind of Engadget get that for you.
"As someone who doesn't reside in the USA, I was wondering what would be the best way to get internet for my computer in the US for a couple of weeks? If it were Europe I know I'd look for some prepaid data. Is there anything similar offered by American carriers? A MiFi or a data SIM that I can tether from would work, but I'm trying to maintain a tight budget. Help!"
It just needs a container with a dump valve, if you try and force it to serve you then it dumps
the Vodka or mixes it with something foul. Plus drunks will be too impatient to try and defuse
it or work around the problem.
Place a full size bottle in there and most people wouldn't risk it.
Or perhaps place an ipod or phone in a container beneath while sober, attempting to decieve
the bear and it dumps the liquid into it.