Huge new Intel processor revealed

Even The Onion knows MIDs just aren't where the action is.

[(Unverified) Posted May 15th 2009 6:02PM]

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[(Unverified) Posted May 15th 2009 5:50AM]

Intel presents new nano CEO.

[MrLinux Posted May 15th 2009 6:14AM]

Intel we make CPU's for men with small wangs..

[darkmax Posted May 15th 2009 7:34AM]

I finally figure out why that size! It is core component to a machine design specifically to whack those Apple fanbois!

Could this be the core to the secret Macross computer they are building in some off the grid island?

[Tonkadan Posted May 15th 2009 8:27AM]

I'll take one of this.

With a can of heat sink paste and a paint roller.

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 10th 2009 10:22AM]

That's what digg is for. Engadget can crap all day long, and you are free to bury that crap on digg. :)

[(Unverified) Posted May 15th 2009 8:44AM]

Perfect if you're looking to build a super computer.
http://jamesmsingleton.com

[(Unverified) Posted May 15th 2009 9:02AM]

Imagine a beowolf...sorry wrong geek news site.

[(Unverified) Posted May 15th 2009 9:23AM]

That's Skynet.

[(Unverified) Posted May 15th 2009 9:23AM]

Yeah, way to go. This is definately from 2006.

[(Unverified) Posted May 15th 2009 10:02AM]

Looks like it's time to pony up for that 6500W power supply...

[(Unverified) Posted May 15th 2009 10:06AM]

Whoa! Where do i get one of those to put on my wall? ;)

[Timerider Posted May 15th 2009 10:23AM]

Requires 1.21 Gigawatts.

[(Unverified) Posted May 15th 2009 10:28AM]

FAKE, soooooo fake. Jeez. Is this news?

[lawrencealan Posted May 15th 2009 11:21AM]

I PRESENT THE INTERNETS + COMPUSERVE

[(Unverified) Posted May 15th 2009 12:04PM]

This guy needs to enter the Guinness record book as the smallest human, ever!

[(Unverified) Posted May 15th 2009 4:52PM]

The sad thing is that back in the 70's and 80's a real processor was actually this size. Maybe someone had one just sitting around and said hey lets make this into a novelty.

some how i can see this sitting on someones wall as art deco. LOL like this guy http://www.chicagowiringservices.com but then again I would love it here in my office. its so bland here im staring at a gray wall all day http://www.chambersexecutive.com/

[(Unverified) Posted May 15th 2009 11:11PM]

I'm curious if this thing would actually work; if so, I don't even want to see the case for that thing.

"sup dawg we herd you like computers so we put your house in a computer so you can process while you sleep"

[d3sc3nd3ncy Posted May 15th 2009 11:32PM]

I'm not sure this one will make it into a Mac...

[fender7083 Posted May 15th 2009 11:44PM]

I think I might need a bigger 'puter!

[(Unverified) Posted May 17th 2009 5:28AM]

wonder how big is the gap
45nm? or 45cm?

[(Unverified) Posted Jun 22nd 2009 7:21PM]

Great Blogging!!
Keep Your Good Work Going!!

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