Look, in real life, we all know that Batman's car is called the
Batmobile, NOT the Batman Mobile, and to be perfectly honest, we don't know why it ever seemed like a good idea to name a phone after an auto anyway, but then again: it does look rather... awesome. No, it doesn't look like the most comfortable phone, but as the Dark Knight himself would surely tell you, life
is full of pain. This GSM bad mother's boasting a whole host of whack features, including an FM radio, and a "pixel high definition camera," plus "basic functions," but we all know this one's purely about style -- which it's got to spare. This bad boy seems to be currently available in China, and while we doubt we'll ever see it on shores of the U.S., we can tell you this: we'd be willing to pay
at least twenty-five dollars to add this to our
NOKLA collection. There are a few more stunners after the break.
posted May 16th 2009 4:30AM
OFFICIAL BATMAN 3 PHONE!!!
the Bat-Phone...
ergonomic shape
epic status lights
multiple BadMan symbols
This thing has WIN written all over it...
Have fun Motherfakers! Woo hoo! woo hoo! woo hoo!!!
Badman!
No it's Bat Mobile but the touch screen slides over the number keys. *sigh*
Batman with more badonkadonk
Yeah but flake he is gay and likes the bobby sue transform
and i thought the dreams chin was bad..
I don't know whether to like it or whether to cry...
I've made up my mind. Waaaahhaahhaahaa!!! Sorry, it sorta turned into a laugh partway through.
Thriller Diller
I know it's probably crap, but I'd buy it anyway.
haha..damn..this one dont got anything on this phone
http://www.ipmart.com/main/product/Rong,Zun,758,Razor,Phone,with,Bluetooth,,Silver,100312.php?prod=100312
That is epic. I wanna see someone driving down the highway rubbing their phone all over their face shaving.
To hell with the shaver.. that mother has a spotwatch!
That must mean it can shave around spots. Or something.
looks ergonomic
It's got port and starboard running lights!
It means it can navigate! :D
hahahahahahahahaha how is this supposed to stack up against zee iphone!?
asian kirf phones would have been the most awesome mobiles around... if they had some proper firmware/os. if you have ever had one of those in your hands you know what im talking about. they're all masterpieces, dual sim, you always get 2 batterys with your phone, all adapter cables you would ever need are included... but the os's are pieces of crap.
Yeah some of them are quite cool, a few do (rarely) at least try to dress up that same-old-OS so it looks slicker than usual.
On some of them the charger plugs tend to stop working after 2 weeks.
But my biggest complaint is that most of 'em, this one included, are GSM 900/1800 only. Anyone in USA/Canada who orders it, after excitedly tearing open the box, is gonna be glumly staring at that big unhappy "NO SIGNAL" message after putting in their AT&T or T-Mo SIM. Hello eBay UK!
I couldn't agree with you more. As an American working and living in China, I see all sorts of crazy KIRF phones with many great and many ridiculous features. Problem is, when it comes down to it, the implementation and software are usually crap. Cheap plastics, poorly done injection molding, cheap feel and of course, the worst OSes out there.
Mobile phones are to be changed with your mood here and a large percentage of service is pay as you go (and only two carriers, both GSM) so there is no incentive to sign contracts or take subsidies on phones. The mobile phone hall below my office boasts some 20 different sellers with every type and combination of brand name and never heard of phones for sale, with another hall in the adjacent building. The selection is amazing and I've had my choice of phones that never make it stateside. Phones in the states are predictable, the majority coming from the carriers under contract/subsidy, and the models shared between the carriers using the same tech (Sprint and Verizon on CDMA, etc). Here there is never a day that I don't see some random off the wall phone with little or no branding and half the time I have no clue who makes them.
Slow news day, huh?
Everyone knows and loves KIRF
I NEED this phone.
*Nobody* needs this phone!
Lovin' the avatar, BTW.
Ha thanks mate
iPhone-killer
Whose idea was the fat butt? I mean, seriously?! Dude, you better have a grappling hook and a taser built into that thing, and maybe a high-capacity hard drive and big honkin' battery, otherwise that's some inexcusable design fail.
(I know, the phone itself isn't that big, but those proportions are outrageous!)
and this is fake because of .....?
is there an original?
It seems to be based on this concept phone: http://www.symbian-freak.com/news/008/11/nokia_s_shape_bringing_ergonomics_to_phones.htm
although i don't think the concept was eventhe work of nokia, the finnish designer just put his favourite brand name on it
Now this is BADASS!
is there a phone with 10 gigapixles
rebrand this phone as the next tokusatsu morpher and we're good.
my bad.. i meant to say sentai henshin device.
Looks like a remote control.
To make things worse the sign is from that piece of crap film Batman & Robin!!!
why batman phone? Gives Batman a bad name.
Why is it a Joel Schumacher "Batman & Robin" phone? Really that's the "Batman & Robin" logo, font, everything.
It looks my girlfriends heels.
This was modeled after that Renault model with the big booty back yes?
Keepin' it WTF?
It looks like one of those old NTL box remotes.
WANT!
Looks like an upside down penis.
All your NOKLA are belong to us!
Excuse my language but...
HOLY SHIT BATMANMOBILE! HAHAHAHAHALOLOLO!!!1!
Awesome.
Dang, and I just got my new every two phone. If only I had seen this earlier
NOKLA is amazing! Day after day, they manage to put a smile back on my grim, laid-off-by-banksters face!
Robin "Ge-willikers Batman, it's the evil Knockoff"
Voice Over "Yes bat fans the evil Knockoff, the master copier of low grade electronics strikes again"
Batman "Its so evil that it might actually work"
Knockoff "You no you want some, only $19.95 and look at the flashing LEDS"
Batman "muuuuuuuuussst resist temptation........aaaaaaaaaaargh, will you take Diners Card"
Voice Over " Will Batman have all his credit cards maxed out by the evil Knockoff, stay tuned, same bat channel same bat time"