Home built massage chair strikes inexpugnable fear into aching joints
By Paul Miller 
posted May 17th 2009 1:49AM
posted May 17th 2009 1:49AM
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lol
O.O
.... why do I get the feeling he negated to mention the special 'crotch' attachment?
Looks like this would be in one of the "Saw" films.
Or Brazil... yikes.
That's funny for a second I thought engadget was advertising a new hellraiser film.
hahaha, that's the exact same thing I thought when I first saw it. "Jeez, that sure does look like something from a Hellraiser movie. And the bald person sitting in it doesn't help."
I came here to make a Hellraiser reference too!
I can imagine Pinhead saying "Your shoulders are tense, here, sit down. This chair has such pleasures to show you"
"Hellraiser, in the thunder and heat,
Hellraiser, massages butts in this seat,
Hellraiser, and it'll make you cum too,
Hellraiser.... I'll put a speeeeellllll oooooon youuuuuuuuu!"
:D
lol, looks like it's eating his face, and that really turns him on.
Looks like he is having wayy too much fun with that.. I see troubling times between him and his wife in the future...
Looks like a 19th century virtual reality machine.
@y3k.nik
What wife?..
You think anyone would get near this guy? Why would he build himself this machine if he had a wife?...
If you learn to read...
I did read.. Why would you believe that this guy would tell the truth that this is for his "wife"?...
It's obviously for him...
The machine IS his wife...
I thought he was building himself a Pyramid Head like from the Silent Hill series...lol
What. The. HELL???
Robocop's getting a recharge.
Looks more like a torture chair
Interrogator: where is the secret location of your base?
Suspect:I know nothing
Interrogator: Bring in the CHAIR
Suspect: no please not that, give the death sentence its more merciful
but surely massage is not torture ??
simulated massage isn't torture.
simulated drowning IS.
Biggles, FETCH THE COMFY CHAIR!!
not the comfy chair!
Is he playing doom?
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahha
SAW VII ...
beat me to it.
damn.
SEE SAW: the prequel
AHAHAHAHA...thats so...
scary?
steven hawking got assimilated by the borg!
The 19th century Borg
This reminds me of Ethan's gaming chair in Ctrl-Alt-Del..
So true..
So true..
Looks like some movie prop from Johnny Mnemonic, or Lawnmower Man, or some other random Sci-Fi film.
That guys looks like Benjamin Button.
my thought exactly
MORE POWER!
That is one hella gadget! Before you knock him, how many of you do that much hard work to help your aching wife! If your health insurance is anything like mine, we'll be seeing more of this. Multiple kowtows Lin!
My God. Do. You. Know. What. This. Means???
Um, no?
...
It's a very loving act of Mr. Lin to put so much effort to relieve his wife's pain, however, I can't help but wonder whether what ever physical relief it might provide her will be more that offset by her nightmares. (shudder)
Why so many people just make fun of him? A 78 yr old who spent 7 yrs building such a machine for his loved worth more respect. Ask yourself, can you do it for your loved?
holy mother of god....what the fck! that photo is freakn disturbing........
Reminds me of the music video for Happiness in Slaver. Ugh.
oh heavens, you writers create the best headlines here.
Looks pretty scary to me, I think I would have to pass!
RT
www.whos-watching.net.tc
He controls the western hemisphere.
Looks like it should be in a Tool music video.
looks like a Virtual Boy from hell.
Resistance is futile....