ASUS 'Seamless Experience' is the best conception of the future we've seen in the past five minutes
By Paul Miller 
posted June 14th 2009 2:28AM
posted June 14th 2009 2:28AM
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that's pretty sick
sick?
that is cool
Yeah, like Ebola sick.
It's so sick, I caught a cold.
Eh...haven't we already seen a ton of these table top type presentations from Microsoft already. I don't get the point of this post. Maybe next Apple can show the exact same thing and claim they invented it like multi touch.
Oh no you didn'
Its like a shittier Surface...
for how much? only $20 you say? sure i'll take one
I'll take two.
They'll announce it at $200, then release it at $350, then make it progressively more expensive as time goes on.
I'll take eight!
More technology that goes nowhere. If I put my dick on the table, would it display? Holy-shit thats big. Or would it show me some porn? .... hmmm .... come to think about it, that would be freaken AWESOME!
"OBJECT TOO SMALL TO COMPUTE"
It would probably tell you to go outside or to grow up.
It'll show you a commercial for Enzyte
Probably just return the temperature of your sausage and highlight the perimeter with some text scrolling around.
These replies are awesome. Made my day. :)
I bet it'll sound off the alarm and list all sorts of stuff like Peyronie's Disease, Phimosis,Paraphimosis, and Hypospadias.
It would highlite your meat dagger and open a WebMD link for Priaprism.
It'll probably activate parental lock.
finally someone who gets this .... !
hehehe
Jeez i mean big up to the Asus guys but honestly .. why the hell would i need to know how hot my coffee is .. i didn't need that info the last 30freakin years .. what's making my life better for knowing that NOW ?
My cellphone on the table and it displays my contacts and calender? guess what i got a Phone that does this, no need for that into on my table ..
i could go on but am bored ... gonna try that with my dick out now .. :-))
It show a blooper reel of your self. . . .beating it. . .
When you slapped it on the table a little hologram of 'Clippy' the Office Assistant would say,
"So, I see you're trying to masturbate... do you need any help with that?"
Activates 'hot coffee' mode?
youre a disgrace to my name
Last ejaculation: 2hours 24minutes ago
Now we really know how the Cyclons caught that virus...
I don't drink Coffee. Will there be a plugin for tea?
it would activate a virus scan
I'm Sorry Dave...
SO, hot coffee, you say...
DO WANT i can see those linux guys now with the coffee temp checker via terminal
Honey, would you pass me some sugar and a script for temperature measuring, please...
"Sorry boss, I gotta run home, my coffee's getting cold."
You spill something on it. "Clean that up. I don't come cheap you know."
I'm sure that table is water proof.
a non-waterproof table. big no no
well i guess you can't argue with the title
the software is kinda ugly though, and jumps around a lot.
So much for secrets with that stuff huh? Your kid walks in and thrown down his backpack and it pops up with a list of the porno mags in it, or the amount of uncompleted homework. Put your feet up on the table while you have company over and it alerts you that you forgot to shower that day
So will the seamless experience office tell you that you have been let go and your job has been outsourced to *map pops up on screen and points to China* They will help you find a new job...*yellow pages opens to the Geek Squad* And they will get your resume out on the net for you after you drag it into your outgoing e-mail box *drags it on the table*
So please leave the building within 5 minutes *desk clears and bumps everything to your PDA as a yellow dashed line appears on the ground guiding you out of the building.*
What a fantastic and wonderful world awaits. I can't wait!!!
Doesn't all that matter in what you said is that you lost a job? I don't understand how you would care where it was outsourced to.
I picked a random spot. Actually not so random since China is becoming the new India for outsourcing as cost of living is going up in India. Someone apparently has a hard time reading tongue in cheek.
No it doesn't work like that. It will order you a taxi (if you need one) when you place the you-are-fired letter from HR on that table. And all the emails in your BlackBerry that was put on the table will be deleted from your phone automatically.
that just reminded me of idiocracy, imagine a world where we're too dumb to know where China is "ehh it's that red country, we don't like"
what the article fails to mention is that it's microsoft surface technology used in the demo. at ces 2009, the nbc booth used the similar symbols under usb flash drive packaging. placed on top, it was used to identify what was placed on top of it and give a prize to a few people with the correct symbol.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/blackfeathers/3201899901/in/set-72157612611034962/
The GUI is ugly as hell, as with everything graphics related to Asus...
It sure looks better then my current digital interactive table.
where are the apple fan boys?