Rocky III USB drives sadly missing Burgess Meredith version

Remember how awesome Rocky III was the first time you saw it? Come on, we know you were pumping your fist along to Survivor, you don't have to be shy about it now. Well, you can relive the well-toned glory that is Apollo Creed, Rocky Balboa, and Clubber Lang in flash drive format, for only ¥2,850 (about $30) -- essentially a steal. Wait, where's Thunderlips?

Via Geeky Gadgets

[Spark182 @ Jun 18th 2009 9:35AM]

There is something really wrong looking with having a USB key look like...well...a penis.

[Phil @ Jun 18th 2009 9:36AM]

Yeah, the placement of the USB port is less than ideal.

[DR House @ Jun 18th 2009 9:39AM]

Its wrong because its racist too 2 black men and 1 brown where is the white man

[rock99rock @ Jun 18th 2009 9:39AM]

Agreed.

Also, Rocky should have a mini USB port connection.

[rock99rock @ Jun 18th 2009 9:41AM]

I was agreeing with the first 2 comments. DR House is a tool.

[fb @ Jun 18th 2009 9:47AM]

shouldn't rocky's usb connection be a mini-usb?

[Quantumphysics @ Jun 18th 2009 9:57AM]

SHUT UP Foo !

[darkmax @ Jun 18th 2009 10:14AM]

guess everyone realized.

[Rocketboy @ Jun 18th 2009 10:37AM]

"There is something really wrong looking with having a USB key look like...well...a penis."

I'm guessing that you've never actually seen a penis? It doesn't look like a USB plug, that's all I'm saying.

[kal326 @ Jun 18th 2009 10:40AM]

Its a true e-penis. Although it does seem a little on the small side....maybe its high capacity?

[Keith M @ Jun 18th 2009 10:47AM]

I belive Rocky should be a Micro USB

Also, shouldnt there be a Talia Shire USB Hub?

[ill trooper @ Jun 18th 2009 11:19AM]

No Ivan Drago?

[slamEVIL @ Jun 18th 2009 11:48AM]

please tell me they do sit ups when there's activity.

[geekman @ Jun 18th 2009 1:06PM]

Do they come with protection caps?

[hemmy @ Jun 18th 2009 1:28PM]

@kal326:

They might be making it up in girth?

[Jon @ Jun 19th 2009 12:19AM]

gives a whole new meaning to USB DONGle

[gamerecks @ Jun 18th 2009 9:36AM]

I would prefer not to have Apollo Creed sexually assaulting my computer.

[Jeff @ Jun 18th 2009 9:36AM]

What an interesting place to put the USB connection...

[Gechmir @ Jun 18th 2009 9:36AM]

Apollo Creed's rapeface is creeping me the hell out :(

[Mikey @ Jun 18th 2009 9:37AM]

It looks like they are all trying to perform "The Happy Cobra" but just can't quite make it.

[Patrick @ Jun 18th 2009 9:38AM]

I'm sorry, but to me it looks like they are taking one massive crap.

[virgil @ Jun 18th 2009 10:47AM]

Agreed. The Mr. T one looks like he's constipated.

[george.beckingham @ Jun 18th 2009 11:22AM]

@virgil

Mr. T always looks like he's constipated. I pity da foo...

[asha @ Jun 18th 2009 2:23PM]

It looks like they are either wearing a helmet on their hips or a massive diaper.

[Croooow @ Jun 18th 2009 9:38AM]

Maybe if they designed the USB plug to be one of the feet (take off the show, reveal the USB plug) then it wouldn't look so wrong. And what is going on with the shorts? Looks like a helmet or something they are wearing as pants.

[Jon @ Jun 18th 2009 10:02AM]

I have the feeling that when plugged in, they do situps a la the humping dog.

[blakecr @ Jun 18th 2009 9:39AM]

Im not stick Stallon's stick into my computer, I don't want a virus.

[Spark182 @ Jun 18th 2009 9:44AM]

I doubt you'll get a virus. More likely half your face will go numb.

[Eric B @ Jun 18th 2009 9:43AM]

"I pity the fool that don't buy my USB stick!"

[asuka @ Jun 18th 2009 9:46AM]

Fail. Both the Apollo Creed and Clubber Lang versions should have much longer dongles, while Rocky's should be considerably shorter due to the excessive human growth hormone abuse.

[Jon @ Jun 18th 2009 10:04AM]

HGH isn't the same as anabolic steroids. Doesn't cause what you're thinking of.

[mrspiteri @ Jun 18th 2009 9:47AM]

Quote:
"The USB Crunching Rocky III is not a USB Memory drive."

It's actually a USB device which does crunches when plugged in...i don't think it serves any other purpose, except being AWESOME!

[john @ Jun 18th 2009 9:56AM]

That explains why their shorts look so funny -- to accommodate the movement of the torsos while they do their sit-ups.

Still think it looks like Rocky and Clubber are taking a massive dump, though. No idea what Apollo is doing... not sure I want to know...

[TareX @ Jun 18th 2009 9:47AM]

Could be the funniest USB ever.

[Vander @ Jun 18th 2009 1:04PM]

Could be if it comes with Punchy hub.

[Spark182 @ Jun 18th 2009 9:48AM]

Oh man, they should make a He-Man USB key. Everytime you plug it in, it says, "I have the power!" Anyone else agree? What other character USB keys do you think should be made and why?

[jeeppatriot84 @ Jun 18th 2009 11:00AM]

I think they need to have a drago usb stick. Rocky IV was way better than rocky III. The first two are still the best.

[Mike @ Jun 18th 2009 12:28PM]

DRAGOYESPLS

If they make a drago stick, I'd buy one in a second.

[SimonMac @ Jun 18th 2009 9:59AM]

Where's Adriennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne?!

[Red014 @ Jun 18th 2009 10:19AM]

She will be playing the part of the computer for the time being...

[fistpittingnork @ Jun 18th 2009 10:02AM]

This was the newest post when I loaded up Engadget this morning. With my browser window not maximized, I could only see from the shoulder up. It really looked like these guys were standing in line getting a fierce serving of dome.

[jesse.greathouse @ Jun 18th 2009 10:07AM]

Rocky is giving birth to your datas

[Kelmon @ Jun 18th 2009 10:15AM]

I am embarrassed to say that I am in my thirties but have never seen a Rocky movie...

Feel free to pour scorn.

[Hackettman @ Jun 18th 2009 10:16AM]

Im glad people are as disturbed as I am......

[Schnapple @ Jun 18th 2009 10:17AM]

I don't know what's worse - the idea that the USB dongle is their penis, or the idea that it looks like they've got their shorts pulled forward so they can inspect their junk

[timbuk22 @ Jun 18th 2009 10:18AM]

The song is called Eye of the Tiger, you dip.

[fistpittingnork @ Jun 18th 2009 10:24AM]

The band is called Survivor, you.. you butthole.

[Alan Strangis @ Jun 18th 2009 11:51AM]

And The Butthole Surfers are better than Survivor you... uhm... I got nothing.

Go Gibby!

[kuhackney @ Jun 18th 2009 10:19AM]

These 3 Rocky series flash drives have in common that it is the boxers in a workout position that are portrayed. Perhaps they should have added an Ivan Drago (Dolph Lundgren) version but seeing poor Mickey (Burgess Meredith) doing sit-ups would just be WRONG. Simple confrontation with Clubber Lang (Mr. T) was enough to kill his character and Burgess himself is (sadly) gone too. It would be no more appropriate than if they put Adrianne in that position!

[Rob @ Jun 18th 2009 10:22AM]

Are they doing: crunches, defecating, or giving birth????