Rocky III USB drives sadly missing Burgess Meredith version
By Laura June 
posted Jun 18th 2009 9:31AM
posted Jun 18th 2009 9:31AM
Remember how awesome Rocky III was the first time you saw it? Come on, we know you were pumping your fist along to Survivor, you don't have to be shy about it now. Well, you can relive the well-toned glory that is Apollo Creed, Rocky Balboa, and Clubber Lang in flash drive format, for only ¥2,850 (about $30) -- essentially a steal. Wait, where's Thunderlips?
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There is something really wrong looking with having a USB key look like...well...a penis.
Yeah, the placement of the USB port is less than ideal.
Its wrong because its racist too 2 black men and 1 brown where is the white man
Agreed.
Also, Rocky should have a mini USB port connection.
I was agreeing with the first 2 comments. DR House is a tool.
shouldn't rocky's usb connection be a mini-usb?
SHUT UP Foo !
guess everyone realized.
"There is something really wrong looking with having a USB key look like...well...a penis."
I'm guessing that you've never actually seen a penis? It doesn't look like a USB plug, that's all I'm saying.
Its a true e-penis. Although it does seem a little on the small side....maybe its high capacity?
I belive Rocky should be a Micro USB
Also, shouldnt there be a Talia Shire USB Hub?
No Ivan Drago?
please tell me they do sit ups when there's activity.
Do they come with protection caps?
@kal326:
They might be making it up in girth?
gives a whole new meaning to USB DONGle
I would prefer not to have Apollo Creed sexually assaulting my computer.
What an interesting place to put the USB connection...
Apollo Creed's rapeface is creeping me the hell out :(
It looks like they are all trying to perform "The Happy Cobra" but just can't quite make it.
I'm sorry, but to me it looks like they are taking one massive crap.
Agreed. The Mr. T one looks like he's constipated.
@virgil
Mr. T always looks like he's constipated. I pity da foo...
It looks like they are either wearing a helmet on their hips or a massive diaper.
Maybe if they designed the USB plug to be one of the feet (take off the show, reveal the USB plug) then it wouldn't look so wrong. And what is going on with the shorts? Looks like a helmet or something they are wearing as pants.
I have the feeling that when plugged in, they do situps a la the humping dog.
Im not stick Stallon's stick into my computer, I don't want a virus.
I doubt you'll get a virus. More likely half your face will go numb.
"I pity the fool that don't buy my USB stick!"
Fail. Both the Apollo Creed and Clubber Lang versions should have much longer dongles, while Rocky's should be considerably shorter due to the excessive human growth hormone abuse.
HGH isn't the same as anabolic steroids. Doesn't cause what you're thinking of.
Quote:
"The USB Crunching Rocky III is not a USB Memory drive."
It's actually a USB device which does crunches when plugged in...i don't think it serves any other purpose, except being AWESOME!
That explains why their shorts look so funny -- to accommodate the movement of the torsos while they do their sit-ups.
Still think it looks like Rocky and Clubber are taking a massive dump, though. No idea what Apollo is doing... not sure I want to know...
Could be the funniest USB ever.
Could be if it comes with Punchy hub.
Oh man, they should make a He-Man USB key. Everytime you plug it in, it says, "I have the power!" Anyone else agree? What other character USB keys do you think should be made and why?
I think they need to have a drago usb stick. Rocky IV was way better than rocky III. The first two are still the best.
DRAGOYESPLS
If they make a drago stick, I'd buy one in a second.
Where's Adriennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne?!
She will be playing the part of the computer for the time being...
This was the newest post when I loaded up Engadget this morning. With my browser window not maximized, I could only see from the shoulder up. It really looked like these guys were standing in line getting a fierce serving of dome.
Rocky is giving birth to your datas
I am embarrassed to say that I am in my thirties but have never seen a Rocky movie...
Feel free to pour scorn.
Im glad people are as disturbed as I am......
I don't know what's worse - the idea that the USB dongle is their penis, or the idea that it looks like they've got their shorts pulled forward so they can inspect their junk
The song is called Eye of the Tiger, you dip.
The band is called Survivor, you.. you butthole.
And The Butthole Surfers are better than Survivor you... uhm... I got nothing.
Go Gibby!
These 3 Rocky series flash drives have in common that it is the boxers in a workout position that are portrayed. Perhaps they should have added an Ivan Drago (Dolph Lundgren) version but seeing poor Mickey (Burgess Meredith) doing sit-ups would just be WRONG. Simple confrontation with Clubber Lang (Mr. T) was enough to kill his character and Burgess himself is (sadly) gone too. It would be no more appropriate than if they put Adrianne in that position!
Are they doing: crunches, defecating, or giving birth????
All of the above.
Ding Ding
Best comment ever.
I think that just before that you were supposed to say
"LLLLEEEETTTTTT''''SSSSS GET READY TO RRRRUUUUUMMMMMBBBBBBLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Please tell me that you all were bord before posting this.
Just imagine that you are in a meeting and your boss needs to give you a file and you whip that out.
Why Mr T is the only that looks like he's the only not getting any pleasure?
Worst. Sentence. Ever.
Another reason NOT to take steriods. Your #$%# turns into a 1 GB Jump Drive
Imagine the female version of these.
USB Hub?
Wait for the Ron Jeremy version....
USB = Ultra Sized Bowelmovement
cleaveland and zangief?
This should be tagged crapgadget.
copyright infringement much?
similar kid muscle usb figures here,
http://toystorejapan.com/Kinnikuman-Mini-Figure-USB-action-figure-Kinnikuman-P240571.aspx
WOW!!! I thought that the ones on this page were odd! This one looks like a blow-up doll gone very, very, very wrong!
What were you searching for when you found this site?
Apollo is happy with his LOL!
A bit too phallic for me...
Gives a new meaning to the use of a "thumb drive".
The humping dog is funnier than this copycats.
Problem is, after 5 rounds in the ring it forgets everything you stored on it....
Are you lot morons it is NOT a memory storage device it just does situps. What a waste of money!!!
To all you commenters stating that Rocky should have a mini-USB/micro-USB connector, don't you realize the Italian Stallion got his movie career started by being cast as the lead male in a porno movie? His dongle should be an eSATA connector!
i think apollo used more vaseline,he's so happy!!!!!!!!!! poor mr T.
May be the perfect gift if you know a gay guy who has a crude sense of humour and visits gay bars, but apart from that.. no.