If you need a flash drive or USB hub there are many useful and, more to the point, tasteful options out there. But if you want to saddle a hapless co-worker or relative with a silly, embarrassing, or just plain crapulant gag gift suitable for the current technological moment? Look no further than the following assortment of crapgadgets. Your illustrious Engadget eds have hand-picked a wonderful assortment of devices tailor-made to evoke awkward responses at office birthday parties and the like. So, without further ado...

Read - No Green Thumb Required: USB Fever 4-Port Flower Pot Hub
Read - USB Airplane Hub with built-in fan
Read - Robot USB Drives would make a cute gift
Read - USB Artillery Hub
Read - USB Octopus Hub

Which of these bad boys are almost, kinda not crap?
Flower Pot USB Hub670 (8.5%)
Airplane USB Hub1644 (20.9%)
Robot USB Drive1411 (18.0%)
Cannon USB Hub1924 (24.5%)
Octopus USB Hub2205 (28.1%)

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