Sega Toys makes indoor fireworks infinitely safer, to Elvis Costello's dismay
By Joseph L. Flatley 
posted July 2nd 2009 4:44PM
posted July 2nd 2009 4:44PM
Lovers of pyrotechnics everywhere have always struggled with the quandary: what to do on a rainy day? Well, firebugs, get a load of this: Sega Toys Japan has heard your prayers and answered 'em in the form of the Uchiage Hanabi. This is essentially a projector that displays "fireworks" on the walls and ceilings, with realistic movement and sound. And if that weren't enough, you can create your own fireworks and program your own shows. Now you can have Bastille Day, every day, in the privacy of your apartment! Out August 1, with a list price of $168. Video after the break.
[Via Japan Trend Shop]
[Via Japan Trend Shop]
You guys are missing the point, except John. Now go get one, score some weed, and kick back. You won't care after you smoke a bowl wtf's going on anyways. Plus, you know, it's for the kids.
This thing sucks so bad its not even funny. In a moment of insanity I bought myself one. Its just dated from the second you pull it out of the box, if this was 1969 and you were 5 years old it would be the schnizel, now its not even worth a fizel, long story short please god stay away from this thing. Im trying to flog mine but I doubt anyone will even be dumb enough to buy it at a fraction of what I got it for.
This should have been: a 21st cetury digital laser light show with holograms, but its just an over glorified ViewMaster (if you wnat to know what that is then please go here http://www.doyouremember.co.uk/memory.php?memID=2465 ). And to add insult to inury when you go onto the companies website it turns out they are in no way affiliated with Sega (please sue them now sega), and that they have only 3 years ago in a stroke of sheer dementia decided to rename the company to sega toys probably from its previous name of WE-SUKI-CRAPPY.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !!!!!!!!!!!