[ChrisAre Posted Jul 20th 2009 12:19PM]

Yes please!

[teameldo Posted Jul 20th 2009 12:57PM]

Make women walk around topless and tax masturbation.

[blakecr (Unverified) Posted Jul 20th 2009 12:29PM]

I could watch interwebs with dis?

[Mike (Unverified) Posted Jul 20th 2009 12:35PM]

this is a recorded greeting. leave your message at the beep.

[Belanna (Unverified) Posted Jul 20th 2009 12:31PM]

It would be nice to win that or anything this summer

[h2c (Unverified) Posted Jul 20th 2009 12:33PM]

OK, I definitely want it.

[newreformation Posted Jul 20th 2009 12:33PM]

It's so big!!!

[marty stern (Unverified) Posted Jul 20th 2009 12:36PM]

THANKS

[notice Posted Jul 20th 2009 12:36PM]

@ Ph4r: That's what she said?

Thanks, Engadget.

[Quix (Unverified) Posted Jul 20th 2009 12:37PM]

Free stuff FTW!

[incubeezer Posted Jul 20th 2009 12:37PM]

please

[Mr Oos Posted Jul 20th 2009 12:39PM]

OMGz I'd actually really love to win this. Could this be my lucky day?

[Galactor963 Posted Jul 20th 2009 12:40PM]

I was just thinking of buying one of these... hopefully I can save that money ! :)

[Dom (Unverified) Posted Aug 31st 2009 1:37PM]

PICK MEEEE

[Techie Posted Jul 20th 2009 12:44PM]

I really need this, sadly I probably won't win....

[runofthemill Posted Jul 20th 2009 12:46PM]

me wants!

[Brian (Unverified) Posted Jul 20th 2009 12:45PM]

nice

[Jeremy Ems (Unverified) Posted Jul 20th 2009 12:46PM]

I can use a backup plan

[atxatx Posted Jul 20th 2009 12:46PM]

I never win... :(

[bsm0f0 Posted Jul 20th 2009 12:46PM]

please!

[Socram Posted Jul 20th 2009 12:47PM]

Would this ever come in handy at my place? Yes... every day!

[mg.moodindigo (Unverified) Posted Jul 20th 2009 12:48PM]

with this I could think about paying off my student loan debt at a staggering rate

[kenscottdigital (Unverified) Posted Jul 20th 2009 12:48PM]

Yes please

[dannyzen (Unverified) Posted Jul 20th 2009 12:49PM]

im in!

[JaronRH Posted Jul 20th 2009 12:50PM]

PLEASE!

[Jeremy (Unverified) Posted Jul 20th 2009 12:54PM]

Pick Me!

[Hyung (Unverified) Posted Jul 20th 2009 12:50PM]

me!

[rdelgado (Unverified) Posted Jul 20th 2009 1:27PM]

wow would I love to win that puppy!

[olejuul (Unverified) Posted Jul 20th 2009 3:30PM]

Right here..

[Bryan McPherson (Unverified) Posted Jul 20th 2009 12:56PM]

So cool!

[aslowoldguy Posted Jul 20th 2009 12:57PM]

Very nice - thanks!

[B King (Unverified) Posted Jul 20th 2009 12:58PM]

server please!

[cdeforce (Unverified) Posted Jul 20th 2009 1:00PM]

I'll take it!

[hin (Unverified) Posted Jul 20th 2009 1:01PM]

pr0n storage

[Greg Guydo (Unverified) Posted Jul 20th 2009 1:02PM]

Nothing like a great offer to start the week off right

[saxonthebeach (Unverified) Posted Jul 20th 2009 1:03PM]

Pleeeeaasseeee

[Casey (Unverified) Posted Jul 20th 2009 5:48PM]

I want

[hickhamt Posted Jul 20th 2009 1:03PM]

verrrry sexy!!

[webcat (Unverified) Posted Jul 20th 2009 1:03PM]

one for me

[solo (Unverified) Posted Jul 20th 2009 1:29PM]

DO WANT

[thephatness Posted Jul 20th 2009 1:04PM]

The real value here are the elves inside that you can break out and train for counter-surveillance missions.

[eddie (Unverified) Posted Jul 20th 2009 1:06PM]

To fix the economy: restrict the cash supply, watch for massive deflation then, give grants to renewable energy.

[Mark (Unverified) Posted Jul 20th 2009 1:08PM]

No more stimulus

[EGMIII (Unverified) Posted Jul 20th 2009 1:08PM]

I would love to win this Media Server!

[Patricia (Unverified) Posted Jul 20th 2009 5:18PM]

YES

[dchamp Posted Jul 20th 2009 1:10PM]

Me.

[NeoJew Posted Jul 20th 2009 1:10PM]

shotgun!

[mbonig Posted Jul 20th 2009 1:11PM]

please please please let me win THIS time!

[billy li (Unverified) Posted Jul 20th 2009 1:13PM]

meme

[jeff (Unverified) Posted Jul 20th 2009 1:13PM]

I