If Microsoft made a toaster...

We don't know where, and we don't know why, but we sure like the idea of this Microsoft toaster that etches little Redmond flags into delicately baked slices of Wonder. Of course, if Microsoft really did make a toaster it would likely require an upgrade to your bread. And if Apple made a toaster, the bread would be non-removable. Oh!

And if... go ahead, add your own in the comments below.

[Thanks abrahamvir, images courtesy of mazw220]