Triple-shot TASER X3 imminent, deranged employees celebrate with mock executions

Sure, we love a good electric jolt to the face as much as the next guy, but perhaps the company is taking things a bit far with its new TASER X3 gun. The device has a multi-shot design that allows it to fire three probes in rapid succession, along with laser sights and other enhancements to do the deed with a modicum of accuracy and safety. The new weapon will be officially unveiled on July 27th, but in anticipation of that glorious day, TASER has kindly posted an employee demonstration video of shooting three entirely underpaid women in the back, to the applause of onlookers. Our word of advice? If somebody starts yelling "TASER TASER TASER," you and your two girlfriends might wanna duck. Horrific footage is after the break.

[Via gizmag]

[H2B Posted Jul 21st 2009 9:28PM]

Cops tend to overuse tasers because of their convenience. In all the disturbing taser vids you have stupid cops that simply do not know how to deal with situations. They would rather pull out the taser, cap somebody, and be done with it. Thats not the way to go about it. Nothing wrong with using taser, but they are weapons and need to be treated as a last resort. Not as a cattle prod.

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 22nd 2009 3:34PM]

@Skrubis: I'd like to know that too! I think we all should try to find out wherever we get the opportunity. On fairs, in shops, everywhere:

Will it blend?

[JBDragon Posted Jul 23rd 2009 12:45AM]

If your going to be a smart ass to the Cops, or fight them, or whatever else, your going to get what's coming to you and it's your freeken own fault. Every time I see another of these Video's, it's the person's fault. If he/she just did what they were told, it would have been done and over with. No Taser, No nothing. Some reason, some people just have to act like a ASS to the police and they are under enough pressure as it is. Pulling over a Car is one of the most dangerous things a cop can do. You have no idea who they are, or if they have a gun or not. Why your rummaging though the car?!?! Hiding drugs, getting a gun, or just your Registration?!?!?! Best thing to do is pull right over safely, and have your hands resting on the steering wheel and then do what the cop asks of you once he's there at your door. It's really pretty simple. No getting out of the Car, No rolling down the window,as again your hands are out of site, you WAIT until he tells you to roll down the window. When asked for License and Registration, HAND IF OVER, then ask what it's all about. You don't like the why, fight it in court. I have before and WON. They're just trying to do their jobs. Be a A$$ and get ZAP if you like, but it's your own fault.

Oh and if you knew anything about electricity, Voltage doesn't KILL you, it's the AMPS. I'm sure it wasn't the TASER that supposedly killed a few people, but the Drugs in their systems, or something else, and a Cop just jumping on them, or just trying to run away that would have killed them anyway, and the TASER is just the easy thing to blame. Besides, they could have easily advoided being tased in the first place. That's a risk you take when you don't do as your told.

[(Unverified) Posted Jul 28th 2009 7:27PM]

"Don't taze me, bro!'"