Rotaliana Diva iPod / iPhone dock vamps up your situation

Have you been searching for just the right kind of iPod / iPhone dock to add a touch of class to your lion's den? Well Rotaliana has you covered. If the perfect compliment to your collection of Conrad Plank-produced bootlegs involves anodized aluminum, a secret door which becomes a light, and the soft glow of an LED clock, you'll want to check out the Diva. The oddly shaped dock features embedded speakers and an AUX input, but we have a feeling you're not laying down the €360 (or about $513) for this thing because you want to hook up your MiniDisc player. If you do take the plunge, let us know how it feels to have your music shooting out of a mutated traffic cone.

[Thanks, Bernard]

[Leo Posted Aug 2nd 2009 4:27PM]

Ordering it right away!

[cmdrdingbat Posted Aug 2nd 2009 4:51PM]

THAT is an ugly ass contraption.

[TomTom2010 Posted Aug 2nd 2009 5:00PM]

I know, right? What is this? Perfume bottle? Douche bottle? Hand grenade??

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 2nd 2009 11:04PM]

All those chefs and Europe still has no taste

[conscious Posted Aug 3rd 2009 12:09AM]

Now whenever you tell a fanboy to sit on it, they can use this.

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 2nd 2009 4:48PM]

Looks like a genuine iBong to me.

[Slavik Posted Aug 2nd 2009 5:03PM]

Now you can put your overpriced contraption in an overpriced contraption!
AMAZING!

[GadgetTamer Posted Aug 2nd 2009 5:19PM]

OR, for that much money, you could have you a nice set of 5.1 speakers that you can plug into your computer, iPod, Zune, or anything else that you may want... and get some decent sound out of them too!

[SirDrinksAlot Posted Aug 2nd 2009 5:23PM]

What he hell? This is the stupidest clumsiest looking pile I've ever seen. That thing sticking out makes it so awkward. Whoever invented this needs to be flogged.

[robochris Posted Aug 2nd 2009 5:28PM]

Looks like a place to keep your plunger.

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 2nd 2009 7:51PM]

An iPod accessory that costs more than the iPod, and does not even have an Apple logo? Not to mention it's just fugly!

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 2nd 2009 8:22PM]

This thing is awesome, if the emperor or darth vader had an ipod dock it would look like this. All though I have a feeling that Vader would probably crush Steve Jobbs throat with a force choke for not reveling his secret plans.

[TRAFFICBLOWS Posted Aug 2nd 2009 9:17PM]

hmm that "secret" light arm appears to be a tad too close to that iPod. Maybe they should have shot the photo with a Shuffle attached!

[Valicore Posted Aug 2nd 2009 9:19PM]

Ooooooooooooooooooo-e! Too ugly to let it go without a comment! It is fricken' hidious! And why does it have that circa 1989 LED clock?

[Tangible Posted Aug 2nd 2009 11:16PM]

"Compliment" and "complement" are two different words. I know no one cares; I just can't stop myself.

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 3rd 2009 9:21AM]

Can't wait to lacerate my fuckin' skull into it when I go to change songs.

[(Unverified) Posted Aug 4th 2009 1:51PM]

Exterminate!