Every so often, we come across a gadget (or five) that's so offensive, so absurd that we simply can't help but stick it in our back pocket and
show it to the general public. Today, we're rounding up the worst of the worst once again, proving that there literally is no end to the spewing of gadget-related garbage that comes from unknown caverns in undisclosed corners of the universe. We mean, just
listen to these products: "fried eggs night light," "Bic lighter spy camera," "hungry caterpillar USB hub," and "half-eaten chocolate mouse." Does those even
sound like kit that any partially sane individual would purchase? No, no it doesn't. Have a gander while shaking your head furiously below, and feel free to drop a vote for the king of the crap while venting in comments below. Trust us, it's therapeutic.
Read - Half-eaten chocolate mouse
Read - USB Penguin 4-Port Hub
Read - Fried Eggs Night Light
Read - Spy camera Bic lighter
Read - USB Bulb Flash Drive
Read - Hungry caterpillar USB hub
Seriously, which is the crappiest?| Half-eaten chocolate mouse | 3382 (47.0%) |
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| USB Penguin 4-Port Hub | 230 (3.2%) |
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| Fried Eggs Night Light | 1801 (25.0%) |
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| Spy camera Bic lighter | 431 (6.0%) |
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| USB Bulb Flash Drive | 551 (7.7%) |
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| Hungry caterpillar USB hub | 795 (11.1%) |
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posted August 10th 2009 3:13AM
You shoulda left it like that. I took it as mockery not a typo....
I have to say, I think the lighter is the worst. A discreet camera?? Every perverts dream. However, the caterpillar usb hub description is hilarious.
"oops I dropped my lighter under your dress."
Fried Eggs night light.
You got chocolate in my USB mouse!
You got USB mouse in my chocolate!
Two great crapgadgets that taste like crap together
"Every so often, we come across a gadget (or five)..."
I know I failed math, but...I'm sure there are 6 crapgadgets, not five
The "chocolate" is the winner because it's the most immoral. You should only ever be in one of two states of being: Having chocolate or needing chocolate. This device is a violation of the natural order of things by creating a third state: pretending to have chocolate. And that just ain't right.
All they had to do was add an 's.' Make it "Chocolate Mousse" ftw.
Update: Still bad.
The others are weird, but none are so uncomfortable-looking as the mouse.
The bulb runs a close second, though, regarding its... bulbous... shape.
It was a tough choice between two horribly designed products: the hiddeous, unegronomic mouse or bulky, unfuctional flash drive. I had to go with the flash drive. One key selling poing to flash drives is that you should be able to stick them into any open USB port. You can't do that with a bulb. Then it doesn't even light up to be used as a light to find the keyhole to the lock on your car or house door.