We'll be honest -- most Crapgadget roundups consist of a litany of patently absurd, but totally innocent USB-related input peripherals. We aren't exactly sure what the Universal Serial Bus did to deserve such treatment, but evidently it slighted someone important along the way. But this time, things are... different. Oh sure, there's the jewel car necklace flash drive that inexplicably combines a "jewel" and a "car" on a "necklace flash drive," but it's the USB banana charger and USB aroma diffuser that really has our politically correct radars on high alert. Amazingly, the aforementioned atrocities are just the beginning, so feel free to visit each and every one of this week's losers and vote for the most disgusting down below. Choose carefully!

Read - Jewel car necklace USB flash drive
Read - USB banana charger
Read - Finger flick punching bag
Read - USB digital microscope, Part II
Read - Big nose shower gel dispenser
Read - Glitter ball alarm clock
Read - USB panda speaker
Read - USB aroma diffuser

Which Crapgadget offends / delights you most?
Jewel car necklace USB flash drive403 (7.5%)
USB banana charger1201 (22.4%)
Finger flick punching bag561 (10.5%)
USB digital microscope, Part II186 (3.5%)
Big nose shower gel dispenser2124 (39.6%)
Glitter ball alarm clock244 (4.6%)
USB panda speaker241 (4.5%)
USB aroma diffuser400 (7.5%)