What we're watching tonight:
- Fox (720p) queues up the season premieres of Bones at 8 p.m. and Fringe at 9 p.m.
- CBS (1080i) has the season premiere of Survivor at 8 p.m.
- NBC (1080i) brings Saturday Night Live Weekend Update Thursday at 8 p.m., the season premiere of Parks & Recreation at 8:30 p.m., the season premiere of The Office at 9 p.m. and series premiere of Community at 9:30 p.m.
- CW (1080i) airs The Vampire Diaries at 8 p.m. and Supernatural at 9 p.m.
- WGN (1080i) has WWE Superstars at 8 p.m.
- Discovery (1080i) has Destroyed in Seconds at 8 & 8:30 p.m.
- History (720p) has Marked at 9 p.m.
- ESPN (720p) has Georgia Tech/Miami college football at 7:30 p.m.
- ESPN2 (720p) airs Fever/Mystics WNBA playoffs at 7 p.m. and Mercury/San Antonio at 9 p.m.
- ESPNU (720p) has Howard/FAMU college football at 7:30 p.m.