With USB 3.0 on the horizon, we can only hope that the world's purveyors of crap have a little respect for the forthcoming standard. By and large, USB 2.0 is plenty fast to handle the awful data transmissions between USB hand grenades, alien flash drives, moody card readers, Japanese fans and your PC, and frankly, we're not sure if the world can handle oodles upon oodles of SuperSpeed rubbish. Have a peek at the latest roundup from the worst of the worst, but please, not while you're eating.

Read - Bear hand warmers
Read - Solar cap fan
Read - USB hand fan
Read - USB moody card reader
Read - Alien flash drive
Read - Mosquito repellent USB dongle
Read - USB hand grenade

Crapgadget: Which would you not even buy your enemies?
Bear hand warmers1281 (23.6%)
Solar cap fan621 (11.5%)
USB hand fan606 (11.2%)
USB moody card reader383 (7.1%)
Alien flash drive838 (15.5%)
Mosquito repellent USB dongle1054 (19.5%)
USB hand grenade635 (11.7%)

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