And if pigs could fly, well, damn, we'd have a lot more than birdshit to clean off our windshields!
Also if we could find just a way to convert excrement into edible food no starving orphans in starving Africa would have to starve and die. While starving. All we need to do to do start burning down TV studios. With stupid people in them.
Also, we should establish a Secret Book Gestapo to kidnap people and force them to read books in Borders. At gunpoint. And none of that trashy Dan Brown Stephenie Meyer crap, either. Well, maybe they won't get shot for Dan Brown, but you know, the Book Gestapo should also be armed with castration knives!
For someone throwing around terms like anti-intellectual hate monger you are spewing an awful lot of vitriol yourself.
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And if pigs could fly, well, damn, we'd have a lot more than birdshit to clean off our windshields!
Also if we could find just a way to convert excrement into edible food no starving orphans in starving Africa would have to starve and die. While starving. All we need to do to do start burning down TV studios. With stupid people in them.
Also, we should establish a Secret Book Gestapo to kidnap people and force them to read books in Borders. At gunpoint. And none of that trashy Dan Brown Stephenie Meyer crap, either. Well, maybe they won't get shot for Dan Brown, but you know, the Book Gestapo should also be armed with castration knives!
For someone throwing around terms like anti-intellectual hate monger you are spewing an awful lot of vitriol yourself.