Hurry! Universal Invention of the Future just $10.50 on eBay
By Thomas Ricker 
posted September 25th 2009 8:13AM
posted September 25th 2009 8:13AM
posted September 25th 2009 8:13AM
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Where do I insert the crystals for the time machine?
aint goin nowhere without a flux capacitor
It's fake guys, trust me
I thought that thing is gonna explode in the end.
Rly? Did you seriously say that? /sarcasm FAIL/
STARGATE! Really!? :(
@JohnTitor
I doubt it's fake. I checked thoroughly and saw no strings. Also, I couldn't see the pixels.
Yeah sure John, you just want to get the patent yourself. It's real, hell - it has its own website! HTTP://WWW,UNIVERSAL-GSM-TRANSMITTER.COM
Wait, why is there a comma in there? Oh man, it just changed the entire internet!
I watched the video and I'm not thanking you.
I didn't come back from the future to get down ranked
http://cgi.ebay.com/PATENT-FOR-PROTECTING-BEAUTY-OF-WORLD_W0QQitemZ280398722051QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_2?hash=item414910f403&_trksid=p3911.c0.m14
The patent for it seems like a better investment.
I want to know what version of the Swine Flu is N1H1. I thought it was H1N1 the entire time!
http://www.cdc.gov/H1N1FLU/
N1H1 is swine flu for horses! Everyone knows that! Gosh, could you be more dumb?
"The autonomy of the invention is 5 years with 24 volt battery (battery not sold with the invention)"
His true intentions is to melt your brain. On another note, It's probably Archer Quinn again.
http://www.engadget.com/2008/05/05/archer-quinn-documenting-his-free-energy-project-descent-into-m/2
@MT Headed:
Safety not guarenteed
Don't worry John Titor. I got what you were going for. More people need to hear your story, then they'd never dare to downrank you. http://johntitor.com/
It seems to be some sort of anti-cat device
Yes, but Will It Float!!!?
Will it Blend?
Cause that's the only thing i can see it being useful for.
Will it play Crysis is the better question.
What an orgy of overused unfunny cliches. Oh, internet.
If it floats then... ITS A WITCH! BURN IT!!!
Wait, wait, we forgot that it has over 9000 uses.
OVER 9000!!!!
@ strangefate
Oh, I see what you did there!
Oh no you didn't!
That's what she said!
Yo, strangefate, I'm really happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Rupan III had one of the best comments of all time! Of all time!
Love the Stargate theme
I miss that show :P
Stargate Universe starts next Friday. :D
stargate music, where is the ebay link?
Click the picture
I like how he timed the beautiful musical climax to coincide with that eraser screech thing. Very moving.
That's a feedback loop I think?
Great, now thanks to that video adn the unbearable sounds it was pumping into by brain via my headphones I hsve just shouted "CHRIST" infront of an office full of my co-workers. Thanks wierd mystery invention!
I have a 250w speaker system attached to my pc in my warehouse for tunes and the sometimes game sessions. That sound just reverberated off the walls and I think killed my want to ever blast anything ever......
I dont get this......
Wtfis the awful noise for?!
Poor Motorola C115!
The awful noise I'd surmise as being audio feedback given his "invention" (it's unclear as to what the inventive step is) simply gets a phone to make a video call to a predefined (fixed) number via the solenoid press.
The feedback is because the 'receive' phone (the one pressed too close to the camera to focus) is within sufficient proximity to the 'transmit' phone (the one wired to the box) that the audio of one can be picked up by the other.
He's basically invented a box to press a button to make a video call.
"THIS INVENTION CAN BE VERY USEFUL TO PROTECT space OR YOUR HOME WHEREVER YOU ARE but also for detecting gold inside the sea with adapted detector FOR EXAMPLE........"
The buzzing is the gold detector.
That long sreech was a specialy tuned, highly advanced, algorithmic form of brainwashing to get us all to go buy one...
The thetans will be feeling this one...
I guess we know what Alex Chiu has been up to.
china will throw a nuclear bomb everywhere if you don't bid on this!
In for 10
One of the funniest and saddest things I've seen in a long time.
Oh yeah, you guys keep on making fun of it, but "THIS INVENTION CAN BE VERY USEFUL TO PROTECT space OR YOUR HOME WHEREVER YOU ARE but also for detecting gold inside the sea with adapted detector FOR EXAMPLE........"
I'm gonna be the richest diver ever!!!!!!!!!! Not only that, but once I buy space with my gold riches, It will protect it from Space Pirates for me. Brilliant!
Chevron 7 is in place!
Wrong, Chevron 7 LOCKED!
He managed to ruin the music with his annoying beeps.
Chevron 7? With this, you get Chevron 9!
Check his other auctions. You can buy the patent right to this beauty for $500K OBO.
Haha OBO...$10.50?
......What, too high?