Caption contest: Palm strikes a pose in Spain
By Chris Ziegler 
posted Oct 17th 2009 4:38PM
posted Oct 17th 2009 4:38PM
Chris: "I'm being treated well, but please, it's imperative that you buy this phone as expediently as possible."
Richard Lai: "My other toy is the Pre."
Ross: "It says if we don't do exactly as it commands, the Spiders from Mars will return and destroy us all."
Darren: "Geordi La Forge and I are like this."
Josh T.: "So far they have treated me well, but I fear that could change at any moment. If you comply with their demand for 300 pairs of leather pants, they say I will be released unharmed."
Thomas: "Sir, I assure you, this is exactly how they do it in America."
Just a tad strange... That is all.
It was a most elusive fish.
What is this I dont even...
Rihanna in one of her bad girl outfits just happens to walk pass at the Pre presentation
Rhianna's black.
this looks like some Almodovar movie scene....
Having a phone only one year old, it was only right for movistar to balance things out by throwing an 80-themed party.
The Pre is only 4 months old, not 1 year.
Schoolboy error.
Tokio Hotel and their mothers
We believe these "Repli-cants", will be very useful.
I don't remember this scene in Willow.
@shebeast says: Orson Welles who?
Vale, que anuncio mas gilipolla....
Is this Sparta?
O, it is Spain
No, sorry. This is madness. I'm afraid you've dialed the wrong number.
So That's What Adam Lambert's Been Up To... ;-)
objects in mirror are closer than they appear
Wait. So who is the little woman with red hair?
Listen well to her announcing the Pre and you'll figure it out:
"OK everybody, remember when this guy on his late show made fun of the iPhone? Huh? This time Palm did it. It's for real guys, it's a blow drier as well. In fact it's too hot that you can see its afterburners on this model's face. Oh believe me guys those are no sunglasses. I know because I am Conan.
"say HELLO to my LITTLE FRIEND!"
lol George Lopez?
Mad Max called, he wants his Pre back
"And behind me is our mascot for the new, 'I'm a Pre' campaign. Are people paying attention to us yet?"
That eccentricity is common in Spain. I actually think, the short lady wearing flat shoes was the center of attention.
Pre- ejaculation
That is what she said... pre-mature....
"She used to be a real person!"
Conan O'brian comes out of the closet.
Hha
Conan O'Brian is at least 5 feet taller than her. Counting hair, 7.
"Dr. Ruth, I pre-sume?"
What is funny is that the prnounciation is (prih) as in (PRINcipal) but I am sure Spaniards will go with the (preh) and in PREsident. I, myself, call it the Palma Pre.
Failed model for the Palm Pixie.
I'm pretty sure Halloween is on October 31st.
Ah movistar i still do prefer Claro
Orange for the win
"Welcome to Thunderdome, leprechaun!"
That's right, it's "Bring your Avatar to Work Day", kids...where is yours??
Up to this day, I have no idea how to get an avatar on this site, a display picture.
me either...I think I'm just not techy enough...
"Por favor...not the bull!"
Guess which one is the Nokia user.
It would definitely match her shiny leather; however, it would not fit in ther absent pockets.
...and I think we'll all agree, "Catwoman" would have been a much better flick if Halle Berry had used a Pre in it!
"Please save me, creepy TV senorita!"
"When your company takes a massive loss in profit they can only afford Lady Gaga's stunt double to pitch the pre."
"She is our new weapon in this war on iTunes syncing."
+1 Apple now will take Palm serious.
The 80's called. They want their black spiky hair back.
That 80's themed model is back there as a metaphor that this phone doesn't take videos, like mobile phones of the 80's. Apparently that centuries old technology is too advanced for this "smartphone".
I didn't know you could take videos with 80s cellphones! http://www.dialaphone.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/05-mobira-talkman.jpg
She can't even use the damn thing with those gloves on...
better, try using the pre keyboard with them gloves. You can write a whole sentence by pressing H.
This is the before and after shot of palm pre with/without Itunes sync.
rofl !
the woman behind should be the one explaining things
Bring it on, Valkyries!
I've placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of this Pre unit. My carrier will know how to retrieve it. You must see this cell safely delivered to him on Verizon. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, early adopter; you're my only hope.
Wow, Conan looks really short next to that model. Isn't he like 6' 6".
Unfortunately, we could only afford one 'Preesycat Doll'...
Palm Pre: Librarian on the outside... Crazy succubus on the inside...
Buy a Palm Pre today and enter for a chance to win a intergalactic mannequin and a Hobbit.
We've brought back Jem and the Holograms, only retooled, for the launch of the pre. Cue Gimme Gimme Gimme
"Must... look at self in built in mirror."
The Director cut the sceens of the palm pre in blade runner, but they gave us this to make up for it.
Pre-apism...
"Uhh, sorry to interrupt; I was looking for the bathroom?"
I'm pretty sure you need to say "Klaatu barada nikto" to her.
Conan O'brien?
HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW ... MUM!!!!!
It's the new Palm Pre. In regular, and weird Lady GaGa styles.
"All your base belongs to us"
It's "All your base are belong to us".
Strike A Pose
"Espionage? Yeah, there's an app for that."
This month on the Sy-Fy channel:
PRE - The Miniseries
Aliens take over the phone market with fake iPhones that suck the blood slowly out of your skin. When dropped, the cheap plastic cracks and inside you see it's actually green and scalley.
This photo taken with an Iphone.
"Palm's Unveiling of Brand New Palm Pre Commercial"
Alt:
"And you thought our last commercial was weird!"
SEGA!!
"this will be the only phone allowed in the thunderdome" - sent from my palm pre
Last year was a tough year for Palm and we were forced to book the theater in advance. We also have to share it with The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
"Pre wielding She-Bots? I don't believe they exist."
I dunno, but I can tell you that post-op she-bots definately exist. They're real, and they are the opposite of spectacular.
to pre ? or not to pre ?
In the YEAR 2000!
"...Mag-i-cal Mis-ter Mist-off-el-ees!"
"That woman looked so ridiculous! I mean have you ever seen someone look more stupid, or insecure in your life? She looked the bride of frankenst... She's right behind me, isn't she?"
What was that again? I lift up which finger and say,"HEY APPLE!!"?
"And for every Pre that Palm sells, we'll donate $10 to help fight this debilitating disease that has ravaged so many, life our friend Maria here...."
"And before we present the Pre, one of our most talented performers would like to present their tribute to David Bowie....."
"Now that I've had my laser eye surgery and don't need glasses, I can see cleary: iPhone, you are "The Weakest Link"....."
"......I am the thirteenth Cylon, and i am a PC."
"Next season on 'The Cougar'..."
we can dance if we want to...
We can leave your friends behind...
Cause your friends dont dance...
And if they dont dance...
Well they're no friends of mine...
"i'm sorry but Beyonce deserved to be at this launch"
"I urge you not to smoke or drink alcohol while pregnant like I did... Buy a Pre instead"
In a press release, Palm announced that the Pre has become the most successful phone of 1984.
"Yes Overlord, The humans will be enslaved by our Palm technology shortly. GAGA out!"
David Bowie must be pretty hard up for a gig
"As you can see here, the electro shock therapy had the opposite desired effect"