'Unique' Bluetooth banana has truly limited applications

Some products require no explanation. Take this "Unique Banana Shaped Bluetooth Handset," for example -- either you get it or you don't, but no amount of marketing, advertising, or sweet-talking is going to get a skeptic to appreciate its brilliance. If you're still reading this, maybe -- just maybe -- you fall into the "I need this, particularly at just $17.70" camp, and for you, take heart in the knowledge that you can be just 2 to 5 business days away from talking on a simulated piece of fruit that's connected to your phone via Class 2 Bluetooth 2.0. When's the last time you heard "standby time" quoted for a banana, anyway?

[Thanks, Larry]

[tehslax Posted Oct 23rd 2009 12:07AM]

I can think of another ;)

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 12:13AM]

its a phone... WITH A-PEEL!
jajajaja
yukyukyuk
kekekeke
raffi, teh hero of tiem

[MJGAMER 1991 XBL Posted Oct 23rd 2009 12:14AM]

Gravity tester?

//sarcasm

[Eternal Density Posted Oct 23rd 2009 4:04AM]

This phone drives me Bananas!

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 9:46AM]

Stick a Banana in your Ear!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMkDD3zKRyk

[One Love Posted Oct 23rd 2009 3:10PM]

Is that a banana in your poc......oh nevermind.

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 12:07AM]

wtf is with all these KIRF banana craze goin on ?? banana usb, then the dorky banana earphones and now this... wtfh...

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 12:14AM]

Yeah, if I were the creator of the original banana usb headset, I would be pissed!

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 12:07AM]

BananaPhone, Ba NA NA NA NA Bananaphone! NA NA NA NA

[smartmouth Posted Oct 23rd 2009 12:09AM]

[ insert dildo joke here]

[ROFL Posted Oct 23rd 2009 12:14AM]

Insert dildo where?

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 12:24AM]

Not much of a smartmouth if you have a dildo inserted in it...

[eruh Posted Oct 23rd 2009 12:45AM]

@Nytrogen, well said. seriously,
I hate association bananas with such things, they are so delicious.

[smartmouth Posted Oct 23rd 2009 1:26AM]

@ ehru

Eh, i was just reminiscing those middle school days in which any moronic student would think they were so original by mimicking body parts, and no one would want to eat them. So, figuring out that no one would want to eat them so they wouldn't harm their social status (im not eating a banana because they resemble penises, and if i eat one everybody would thing negatively of me) i realized i could get a ridiculosly amount of free bannanas if I did the same thing. So every time i get home, my backpack would gain 15 pounds, and everybody would ask me where'd i'd get the bananna scented paper...

also explains why i got the nickname "jungle monkey"..

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 12:12AM]

Smexy?

[earthbound loveship Posted Oct 23rd 2009 12:49AM]

WTF it doesnt curve, how the hell is it supposed to be a banana!??

looks more like a yellow dildo...

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 12:13AM]

:D gonna rack up some more points on D.E. buying this and reviewing .>

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 12:17AM]

Imagine the profit potential if they had a vibrating motor in there for whenever you received a phone call.

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 12:22AM]

"simulated piece of fruit" hehehe

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 12:22AM]

"how do you turn it out?"

lawl

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 12:27AM]

How is this thing not listed as a Crapgadget item? *ponders*

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 12:27AM]

Does it VIBRATE? ohh the possibilities...

[uberdan Posted Oct 23rd 2009 12:29AM]

I am a BANANA

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 12:29AM]

I can't believe no one has said it, "Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring, BANNANAPHONE!!!"

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 12:47AM]

why did YOU say it!

God, it's going to be in my head all year.

[Old fogie late bloomer Posted Oct 23rd 2009 3:49AM]

Cellular, Modular, Interactive-odular!

Humorously, both cellular and modular seem to apply....

[Eternal Density Posted Oct 23rd 2009 4:08AM]

I've got this feeling, it's so ap-peel-ing, for us to get together and sing, Sing!
This is my fave version of it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reetTTq3zKc

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 1:02AM]

Is that for the #bananarepublique flashmob in france about #jeansarkozypartout ?

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 12:31AM]

Where's da cream filling? A twinkie headset. My idea. If I see it on the market after saying this, you will pay up.

[Sofunnytom Posted Oct 23rd 2009 12:59AM]

test. sorry

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 24th 2009 4:05PM]

do yall really thing a 2 in bloothooth headest would be big enough to be a dildo? becuase y are u wanting it to vibrate?

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 1:03AM]

is it cellular? modular? interactive-odular?

[Eternal Density Posted Oct 23rd 2009 4:09AM]

Don't need quarters, don't need dimes, to call a friend of mine.

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 1:06AM]

Give me one shaped like a shoe and then we're talking. Hello, Chief..?

[appsman Posted Oct 23rd 2009 1:51AM]

Holy crap! Somebody HAS to make that. Cripes, if Nike can sell sneakers that talk to iPods, I'm sure Florsheim could sell Bluetooth shoes that ring. They'd be a riot.

[Xevin Posted Oct 23rd 2009 1:11AM]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoGuoXuLmsk

Do you want a banana?

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 1:21AM]

the concept is really brilliant, and creative -- maybe someday we can see a pencil shaped bluetooth headset

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 1:31AM]

Whoever owns the patent on bananas is gonna sue these guys to hell and back.

[MichaelDola Posted Oct 23rd 2009 2:05AM]

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!

[Eternal Density Posted Oct 23rd 2009 4:09AM]

I'll call for pizza, I'll call my cat!

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 3:05AM]

A banana headset will go perfect with an apple phone!

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 5:23AM]

Yes, i have bought one of these! Brilliant!

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 6:21AM]

But... does it do.... PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!! ?

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 6:50AM]

I'd buy this if it shows who's calling, vibrates and had a water pistol function. Brilliant in meetings. Limited edition could be gold plated. The ring tone could be bling bling :)

[Ladderless Posted Oct 23rd 2009 7:23AM]

Cripes! 40 posts, and not one, "I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear" reference?

You people are SLACKING

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 8:49AM]

ring ring ring....

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 8:51AM]

BANANA PHONE

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 9:40AM]

What was the criteria for considering something a crapgadget, again?

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 9:57AM]

1. Must be a gadget
2. Must be crap.

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 10:03AM]

So bananaphone doesn't qualify as crap? I mean, it hardly qualifies as a gadget, but it is a gadget nonetheless.

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 9:03AM]

Crapgadget!

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 23rd 2009 10:30AM]

I don't know, this thing will APPEAL to someone....

[ashleythehottiest Posted Oct 23rd 2009 12:49PM]

I wonder will this fit inside of me?

[EllimistX Posted Oct 23rd 2009 2:44PM]

You're the Banana King, Charlie!

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 24th 2009 2:05PM]

Man I love dealextreme...

[(Unverified) Posted Oct 25th 2009 4:53AM]

A mini third-banana is going to look just plain weird against my new Dockers.

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 8th 2009 8:29PM]

night vision goggles
I decided to purchase the seeds for the Dwarf Cavendish Banana variety
due to the fact that I plan on cultivating the plant in a hydroponic environment.
Starting the plant from a soilless media would be required,
due to the seedlings later introduction into a top feed drip hydroponic system.
regards
woodwilliam