Windows 7 Whopper claims its first victim (video)

Few brave souls will even attempt to consume the Windows 7 Whopper, and fewer still will achieve that first dyspepsic bite -- as you can plainly see in this video. Indeed, we were sure that this was some sort of promotional stunt for Microsoft in Japan, but now reports are filtering in that these have been available in Texas for years now. Of course, in the Lone Star State it's not called the Windows 7 Whopper, it's called "lunch."
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i'd eat 3 of those. and i'm hindu
hahahaha
I wish they would release this to the states but there'd be too many fat people trying to sue...
It's no wonder that there is such a huge obesity epidemic, when some people would rather choke on a cholesterol infused Windows 7 Whopper, instead of having a nice healthy Apple :-)
You can already order these in the states, you just have to tell them to make you one.
more like hin-don't.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNeyWm64kGo
What are they trying to say with this promotion? That Windows 7 is the Peter North of operating systems? (more meat)
I just threw up...
Oh btw, if you still didn't see how Microsoft CEO Mr. Ballmer, projected Windows 7 logo on a MacBook Air (notebook) on NBC's Today Show Today (October 23, 2009) then feel free to see this article:
our review: http://pinoytutorial.com/techtorial/nbcs-today-show-windows-7-featured-on-a-macbook-pro/
dang Mister Deleon of crunchgear is "howdy-fast"!
speaking of "Microsoft's mock's Mac for a change"
Yummy!
@sinai
niceeee never heard of that guy, but he's pretty damn funny
@Tmacfan4321 yeah, found this http://www.quadrain.com/?p=274
Wow, this video sure is fitted for a hilarity-clip on Japanese tv-series, like sasuke. The funny thing though about the way this guy eat the burgers is even though in the picture you think he finished the burger in reality he didn't finish the 7 layer of patties because he said it was "dried". He had a partner who finished the burger though and thankfully said "it's good it was not windows 95!" LOL!
I wonder if Apple will launch an Apple-pie eating contest on their next release of O.S? :D
I guess this month will be a window 7 week for everyone, sources: http://pinoytutorial.com/techtorial/windows-7-official-suite-why-should-you-get-it/
bonn appetite!
Brian Lam?
I thought that until he started speaking japanese.
I know your comment was a joke, but for those curious the guy's name is Toshifumi Fujimoto. He's a comedian in the comedy duo "Fujiwara".
Wikipedia pages:
English page for "Fujiwara" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fujiwara_%28owarai%29
Japanese page for Toshifumi Fujimoto - http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E8%97%A4%E6%9C%AC%E6%95%8F%E5%8F%B2
Oh those crazy Japanese...wait a minute, In n Out!
In Tejas everything is bigger, especially the diameter of your waste pipes.
Really? That's odd because we aren't even on the list for top ten fattest states:
http://consumerist.com/tag/fattest-states/?i=5021721&t=the-10-fattest-states-in-the-country
... yeah, not one in Texas is fat. Wait, they just have 3 of the fattest 10 cities in the country ( http://www.mensfitness.com/lifestyle/216 )
And Dallas is #14. Wow, that's every major city in Texas (plus El Paso) in the top 14! Texans love to think of themselves as rugged cowboys but the truth is that once they graduate from high school they all go to pasture growing fat asses in their leather-lined trucks and SUVs.
Ohhhh but we have Austin...that's all we need. Walk around there for a day ;)
Gotta love Austin!
@kgilpin:
Wow, someones a little but-hurt. Did you have a bad experience in Texas? BTW when I graduated high school I joined the Air Force as did my two brothers.
Does Windows 7 also cause heart attacks?
No, just Blue Screen of Death.
@Max
Whats up with the down rank? Wow people are hyper sensitive, that was actually funny.
Bloated Junk Food = windows 7?
The more I think of it the similar it becomes.
You mean you always want more and are willing to pay more for the good shit than the crappy food like fruit?
+1 For Max
I wish i could eat that.
thats what she said
In Texas we prefer Whataburger. And yes, they do allow you to have pretty much whatever you want on that burger.
Do you want 20 strips of bacon, 6 slices of chees, jalapenos, and grilled onions? They'll put it on there.
Mmmm...Whataburger.
They are much larger than Whoppers too.
Haha, for those who don't know, that's like actually from a Whataburger commercial. Whataburger FTW!!!
-aedile-
As a child I thought it was Waterburger
Well, Dairy Queen or Whataburger. Either one. The Hungr Bustr is the only burger I've ever eaten where the bun is both saltier and greasier than the fries.
Who is this "we"? Almost everyone I know prefers Burger King....we also live in Texas!
That's the one of few places that I miss when I visited El Paso. I was amazed by the Whataburger's service. Once you order, you sit down and wait for your food. Then an employee comes by and hands you over your order, plus they bring you a tray with napkins and ketchup!!
That really threw me off. I would never get that type of service in the Northeast, especially in Massachusetts!
It's probably a New Jersey thing, but I'll happily take a burger from Five Guys any day of the week.
Steakhouse Whataburger b*tches!!!
Sluttym,
You may be in the Minority. Whataburger is fast food burger price with service. You actually understand them on the drive through.
Also, open 24hrs. You can get triple stack burger at 8am!
MidtownJoe - We just got a Five Guys here in Houston. It's damn good too!
Just got a 5 guys in San Antonio too actually. Damned good burgers, but at least twice the price of whataburger.
wtf are you talking about? Whataburger sucks! I'm from Texas, too (H-town represent!), and there are FAR more McDonalds than Whataburger..... by a factor of at least 8. Have you ever seen a Wal-Mart with anything BUT a McDonalds inside? I rest my case.
damn skippy!
@Flaystus Me too! I thought I was the only one :) Thought now that I look back on it, I'm sure it was a common mistake among young kids :)
meh you guys are missing out. Five Guys has the best burger i have ever had or will have. they're starting to spread west now.
@Xenoterranos
Where at, exactly? I'm interested in trying it out.
@Christopher , In North Carolina the Wal-Marts have Subways inside. Also Whataburger isn't that much more, and everything is better (except for the fries, don't go to Whataburger for fries).
No cheese? Where's the cheese?
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