This Google's made from 100% Virgin pulp, not chrome

Hey, it may not be from California but at least this KIRF's registered with the Vietnamese trademark office (right). Anywho, according to Google's own machine translation, the subtext of this product reads, "Very long, soft, smooth. Of high vacuum, because you always!" Reflect on that while you pick up the simmering scraps of your mind -- work can wait.

[Thanks, DMZ]

[Almo Posted Nov 20th 2009 7:24AM]

Right..

[IndiaTech Posted Nov 20th 2009 2:49PM]

Not really. Most Asians use their left hands to wipe their a$$.

[Anthony La Posted Nov 20th 2009 7:26AM]

Google searches up butts now?

[Wisenheimer Posted Nov 20th 2009 3:16PM]

Yeah... but starting 12/2 you can no longer wipe after "Popcorn Hour"

[ChazClout Posted Nov 20th 2009 7:26AM]

Wiping your arse with google?

I'm feeling lucky!

[immortal clone Posted Dec 27th 2009 10:56AM]

@ChazClout Don't worry, they'll make one Apple branded too :))

[xirsteon Posted Nov 20th 2009 7:28AM]

Thy shall not wipe my ass...

[NAME Posted Nov 20th 2009 7:28AM]

Google docs help you be more productive

Google maps helps you get to your destination

Google will replace your operating system

Google will wipe your a..

[Siddharth Posted Nov 20th 2009 7:30AM]

What would be really funny and ironic is if these people (Google TP) were to sue them (Google - the internet search company) over trademark infringement!

[forx Posted Nov 20th 2009 7:32AM]

Google is now helping us search for crap

...literally.

[allenade Posted Nov 20th 2009 7:33AM]

wheres the microsoft tissues then?

[MJGAMER 1991 XBL Posted Nov 20th 2009 2:09PM]

That's Ballmer's job.

[Titan Posted Nov 20th 2009 7:33AM]

As long as its open source.

[Thomas Ricker Posted Nov 20th 2009 7:39AM]

@Titan It's already open sores approved.

[IndiaTech Posted Nov 20th 2009 2:45PM]

@Thomas Ricker

I would have up ranked you had you not disabled ratings for editors. Oh well, your loss.

[lolwhat Posted Nov 20th 2009 7:26PM]

@Thomas RIcker: Haha, I have never heard that one before!

/s

[Billy Posted Nov 20th 2009 7:50AM]

Engadgetttttttt, please put back the blue-ness for the comments please!!!! A tiny blue ribbon isn't enough, the whole bluing thing is much better!!!!!!

[hq Posted Nov 20th 2009 8:17AM]

@Billy: oh well, blue ribbons. guess they played too much farmville and were keen on them

[tankgunk Posted Nov 20th 2009 2:29PM]

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/62478, enjoy.

[maveric101 Posted Nov 20th 2009 4:27PM]

i dunno... having highlighted comments makes people less likely to read those that are not. imo i say leave it as it is.

[Arahanto Posted Nov 20th 2009 7:53AM]

This Vietnamese haiku means Strong, Soft, Smooth. Absorbent, always you.

[Arahanto Posted Nov 20th 2009 7:59AM]

Trivia: Vietnamese TP is very loosely rolled; you'll be lucky if it lasts 2 days. More profit, yay!!

[peterjohndean Posted Nov 20th 2009 9:21AM]

@Bao Hoang That sounds exactly like me.

[IceTheGreat Posted Nov 20th 2009 7:56AM]

how come under 'related articles' i see Steve Ballmer....twice!?

[lettcco Posted Nov 20th 2009 7:57AM]

Steve Job just ordered a truck load

[Dilligaf Posted Nov 20th 2009 8:00AM]

This is Google's way of "filling in the cracks"...

[Bolo Posted Nov 20th 2009 8:01AM]

This reminds me of the Asus blue-jeans I saw 3-4 years ago in a romanian show.

[Bolo Posted Nov 20th 2009 8:02AM]

@Bolo
I mean "shop"

[unfunk Posted Nov 20th 2009 8:14AM]

Woah, is this the packaging for ChromeOS?

[davelemke Posted Nov 20th 2009 8:14AM]

wha! I've lived here for 2 years and never seen this brand!
I'll have to keep my eyes peeled!

[Sparky420 Posted Nov 20th 2009 8:19AM]

This seems like the work of Yahoo, those milk chugging bastards.

[scyber Posted Nov 20th 2009 8:19AM]

Anyone know the privacy policy? Is google gonna data mine my bum and figure out what I had for dinner last night?

Also, I hope that wiping with this doesn't leave text ads on my bum.

[shadowj0 Posted Nov 20th 2009 11:40AM]

@%UsernameHTML%

"data mine" - as in "f*ck" or "rape"?

[Minn Posted Nov 20th 2009 8:31AM]

Luckily, now i'm in Vietnam, i will buy this "Google" and post a review here if possible.

[AShogunNamedMarcus Posted Nov 20th 2009 9:05AM]

Searching for corn and peanuts...

[BluechipJ Posted Nov 20th 2009 9:14AM]

Hahaha love the machien translation.

Actual translation:
thật dai = very tough
mềm mại = soft texture
độ hút cao = high absorbency
luôn vì bạn = always because of (you) friend

[meistervu Posted Nov 20th 2009 1:49PM]

@BluechipJ

Good corrections. However,

luôn vì bạn = always because of (you) friend
to me means
"always there for you"

[Zhuzhu Posted Nov 20th 2009 9:34AM]

Well, I certainly wouldn't want recycled TP -- eww!

[MoonWalkerCTE Posted Nov 20th 2009 9:47AM]

When are we getting Engadget Toilet rolls, so they can sell them in the Engadget stores!

[One Love Posted Nov 20th 2009 10:04AM]

There are many companies who would like to wipe their butt with google

[DavidW Posted Nov 20th 2009 10:07AM]

Haha that's pretty awesome actually

[spurgen8r Posted Nov 20th 2009 10:07AM]

It looks like there might be more than two rolls in that package as advertised in the upper left corner.

[DarKlar Posted Nov 20th 2009 10:25AM]

@spurgen8r: 12 maybe?

[Keith Becker Posted Nov 20th 2009 10:49AM]

But what did they use to pulverize the virgins? I've tried traditional meat tenderizers and grinders to no avail ...

[harbingerofdoom Posted Nov 20th 2009 12:21PM]

hey they're right! i DO always................

[Entourage Posted Nov 20th 2009 12:22PM]

That virgin pulp comment on the package just made me burn a nasty image of period blood.

*shudders*

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 20th 2009 1:23PM]

This takes data mining to a whole new level.

[Banksta3 Posted Nov 20th 2009 1:44PM]

Shit.

[raredesign Posted Nov 20th 2009 3:39PM]

So Google is now the ultimate brown-noser too?

[dlk Posted Nov 20th 2009 4:28PM]

ouhhhhhhhhhhh i love to order a truck load of this! Now I can wipe my a$$ and googlin' ( how to wipe perfectly ) at the same time.

Cool....Loves to see Microsoft and Yahoo tissues too.