"December 21st, 2012 NYC, New York - New York has finally finished transitioning to turbine/battery hybrid buses, unfortunately theses buses have ended up being nothing more than silent killers, with pedestrian casualties from bus accidents increasing by over %1700 since the transition began. After later review it was determined that New Yorkers were simply not equipped to deal with silent traffic in part due to their further lack of awareness resulting from constant bluetooth headset or cellphone usage while crossing the street. (In a positive side note, bus assisted suicide is on the decline, with analysts siting the difficulty in locating a bus before it is already passing by, and the overall "Lameness" of being killed by a silent electric vehicle.
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"December 21st, 2012 NYC, New York - New York has finally finished transitioning to turbine/battery hybrid buses, unfortunately theses buses have ended up being nothing more than silent killers, with pedestrian casualties from bus accidents increasing by over %1700 since the transition began. After later review it was determined that New Yorkers were simply not equipped to deal with silent traffic in part due to their further lack of awareness resulting from constant bluetooth headset or cellphone usage while crossing the street. (In a positive side note, bus assisted suicide is on the decline, with analysts siting the difficulty in locating a bus before it is already passing by, and the overall "Lameness" of being killed by a silent electric vehicle.
PS. Happy End of the World."