Wiiwaa is the greatest Wii game ever made, we assume
By Joshua Topolsky 
posted December 30th 2009 10:21AM
posted December 30th 2009 10:21AM
posted December 30th 2009 10:21AM
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Words truly escape me.
How does deep throating a stuffed animal.... you know what? Never mind.
@gofthick MEE WANT COOKIIIIII OMM NOM NOM NOOM NOM NOM
@gofthick I just love that they used a track by Justice in the ad. Totally awesome :)
@gofthick then did you know that originally it went up that thing's… ass?
@gofthick
I didnt think of that until you sickos; thx!
You have a point though... a velcro flap in the back would have worked.
@gofthick Notice how it looks you straight in the eye while you insert the remote.
WTF!!!
huh looks like a mouthful. tah hah hah hah
WOW!
That is crazy!
@(Unverified)
Next up, a game with Barbie...
@(Unverified) Why?
@bwkk im pretty sure if u mod the doll into a barbie doll we've satisfied the needs of the new game and all those pervs at hand.
Why?
@yoavraccah
because lonely 35 yr old fat guys have Wiis, er, needs too!
Moving on from the obvious references, I don't think it's a bad idea.
@(Unverified) For younger kids who don't have dirty imaginations like the bulk of the engadget readers, that seems like a pretty good game. Points for deviating from the standard controls of even the Wii and making interaction with actual 3d objects the interface.
@(Unverified)
True, at first i didn't know what to think, but from seeing the video, it seems to be a pretty smart idea. I could easily see this being popular with Nintendo's younger demographic.
@YvesOfWinter
But the doll still is kind of ugly.
Agreed. I think this is a wonderful interface for a young child.
@eyhk Definitely. Looks like an excellent use of the motion based controls of the Wii to give a game a very simple control setup that would be easy for _anyone_ to pick up and use. Looks like a great way to allow even the youngest of children to play a game on the Wii.
However, it's still no replacement for that same kid going out and climbing trees and riding bikes. Oh, the good old days...
@(Unverified)
YES BUT IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S DEEP-THR.........
ok sorry, it is indeed an interesting idea
THIS IS AWESOME! I just can't imagine what other people will think of a mid 20 something drinking and maniacally laughing while playing with a stuffed animal. This is going to be fun :P
@chickenplucker
all those colors and funky visuals would be going to waste if all you did was drink
*coughLSDcough*
@Nzad
Your are correct, what was I thinking lol
@chickenplucker I think it'd more appropriate if you were stoned. Just think of the possibilities.
@Nzad
Well if you've heard the track by Justice, the intro fades in to the music with: " Do the D-A-N-C-E! E! E! E! E! E! . . . "
@chickenplucker
My goodness this video has brought me a vicarious joy that i have not had since i was a kid. this game looks waaaay cool. i would kill to play this game when i was a kid. I imagine this game selling well.
Where is the world going?
@(Unverified)
To the dogs
@Yoda
Um, well technically Nintendo is a japanese company, so... this kind of this is pretty pedestrian. When they come out with a robo-Princess Peach that you can ...er... "power up" via Wii Insertion... maybe the FCC will have to step in and tell the Japanese to take their 'interesting culture' elsewhere.
@Wesscoast
Um, well technically this game is made by the Swedes. Yes the Japps have or will approve it for licensing, but it came from the messed up mind of a Swede (or at least is being developed by them).
http://zoinkgames.com/
@Yoda
It's funny because his avatar is a dog
@(Unverified)
That was the idea...
Great way of selling simple games to young children, the only real question would be around the longevity of it all.
put the remote up his A** he'll do naughty stuff too xD
A whole new level of interactivity for blow up dolls is on the horizon.
Please let there be an Ecstasy mode were you just hold and stroke that fuzzy fella for 7 hours... for points.
I heard they're working on a penis attachment for the wii-mote
@Exbloder
Funny, I heard they were making a wii-mote attachment for the penis. Might still need to keep a strong strap on it though to keep it from flying across the room during vigorous "gaming"
How you get the Wiimote out? I'm guessing you have to wait a few hours - after which you better get the Handy Wipes ready.
@JonahFalcon
the dolls are bulemic, they throw it up when nobody is watching
change that ugly stuffed thingy to a classic pooh and I am sold.
Xbox360:
Halo 3
Gears of War
PS3:
Metal Gear Solid 4
Killzone 2
Little Big Planet
Wii:
wiiwaa
bowling
great......
@Wallyum
Xbox 360:
teens
PS3:
20's
Wii:
parents and their young
Did this just happen, I cannot begin to image the applications for this type of gaming, soccer, golf, punching... It's cool!
genius... marketed right, will sell a metric shitload...
@Jomolungma: I think "Metric Shitload" may be my new favorite phrase.
simply awesome i can only imagine what this will lead to...
nice first two tags...awesome and bizarre
I play this game with my wife....
(Okay, I don't really as that all stopped once we got married) :(