Caption contest: What is Craig doing?
By Joshua Topolsky 
posted January 8th 2010 12:46PM
posted January 8th 2010 12:46PM
Sure, Intel's demo man -- Craig -- had something specific he was showing us earlier at the company's CES press event, but you can assuredly think of something more... creative, can't you?
Tim: "Laaaadies...."
Josh T.: "You over there, feel like makin'... no? Okay."
Joe: "This one's called Cold Lampin' With Intel."
Richard Lai: "Intel outside."
Chris: "We doin'... big pimpin', spendin' cheese. We be... big pimpin' on C.O.R.E.'s"
Darren: "'Cause my Atom don't stop 'til six in da mooooaannnin'."
Ross: "Our Flavor Flav impersonators aren't like your Flavor Flav impersonators."
Thomas: "Quick to the point to the point no fakin, I'm cooking AMD like a pound of bacon."
Richard Lawler: "This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh."
Don: "I pity the fool that buys AMD."
Joanna: "No, you're a rockstar."
Vlad: "I might look like a fool, but I'm getting paid to dress and act like this, what's your excuse?"
Tim: "Laaaadies...."
Josh T.: "You over there, feel like makin'... no? Okay."
Joe: "This one's called Cold Lampin' With Intel."
Richard Lai: "Intel outside."
Chris: "We doin'... big pimpin', spendin' cheese. We be... big pimpin' on C.O.R.E.'s"
Darren: "'Cause my Atom don't stop 'til six in da mooooaannnin'."
Ross: "Our Flavor Flav impersonators aren't like your Flavor Flav impersonators."
Thomas: "Quick to the point to the point no fakin, I'm cooking AMD like a pound of bacon."
Richard Lawler: "This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh."
Don: "I pity the fool that buys AMD."
Joanna: "No, you're a rockstar."
Vlad: "I might look like a fool, but I'm getting paid to dress and act like this, what's your excuse?"
o.o
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late to the show...
http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss319/supersonic215/Laughter.jpg
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No kidding, I thought this was a Photoshop at first.
@(Unverified)
"I'm not trying to attract hot chicks, this is just my natural impersonation of Packer's quarterback Aaron Rodgers who dates way over his head."
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he's pointing at engadget's comment section for this article going
"heh, those captions suck"
@streetstealth Me too! I thought it was a play on the "Intel's rock stars aren't your typical rock stars" slogan.
@(Unverified)
... And today I am excited to announce Intel's new sponsorship of MTV's new hit reality show 'Jersey Shore'.
@(Unverified) Wow
"yo let me holla at your core"
@Chuuchdizzle
I like big cores and I can not lie
You other chips can't deny
That when an atom walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a square thing in your face
You get sprung!
Lol!
"No, -you've- got a nice vest!"
pull my finger!
"Flava-Flav wishes he could hang with my stuff!"
"If you're havin' CPU problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a CORE ain't one"
@cra that was hawt!
Ross actually made me laugh out loud, hahaha.
@waterwagen word
"Pull my finger."
"Windows 7 was my idea!.. Intel i10 is YOUR idea!"
"I came in the door, I said it before."
"Oh baby my cores are loaded..."
"Yo dawg, Don't you seem me Pimp'n with my Intel Bling?"
You there with the gun, please shoot me now.
@Why should I have all the fun
Ahahaha oh my...
"...so you not only get the JitterBug Version Core i5, you also get the gold chain AND the suede vest!! That's right REAL suede, not like that cheap emulated-suede some chipmakers try to pass off on you! And if you call in the next fiscal quarter, we'll DOUBLE your order!!"
Do you want to turn your Gold into CA$H?
I got the IronMan suit and it has Intel Inside!
"Put a ring on it!"
All I could think of was the foriegn guy at Peter's job on Family Guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKgiC1IOdg4
Heck with the finger, what's with the Mr. T Starter Kit?
OK ... I got the IronMan suit bling and it has Intel Inside!
Excuse me ladies, but how would you like to have Intel inside?
@JohnnyStreets rofl, nice!
@Brokinarrow lol ty ty
Better link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp0ZLiYOoUg&feature=related
This should be a poll, so we can vote for the engadget winner
I pity the Fool who buys AMD!!!
@SLINC
methinks you readeth not the article in the glory of it's full length and breadth
@sirphunkee I read it, that is what I would Vote for!
"hole up, hole up. Taylor, I'ma let you finish. But first, Nvidia had the best video"
Some of the best caption contest responses I've ever heard. Funny stuff (Y)
Get up a Get-Get-Get down A.M.D is a joke in your town.
He's doing his best Gilbert Arenas impersonation
@Waldek1 Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Really, really white n' nerdy
@KAL326
Great Weird Al reference! ^
"I Pity the Fool".
"Don't Gimme No Back Talk, Sucka".
"Quit Your Jibba Jabba".
"Dont Make Me Mad (groan)".
"First Name Mista, Middle Name Period, Last Name T".
"Shut Up, Fool".
take your pick
The party don't start intel I come in!
'I bet your '09 bonus check isn't as big as myne~'